grt@twitch.UUCP ( G.R.Tomasevich) (02/03/86)
> Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave) > (1) Men in hats. Never follow a man in a hat. ... > Avoid at all costs. Especially when it is a Police hat :-) > (3) Rednecks. Up north you folks may not have them, but Memphis and ... You forgot another indicator: the shotgun in the back. > (4) Trucks. Any big truck. Trucks are bullies. They like to catch you ... This is unfair in the mountains. Trucks spend a lot of time at full-throttle, trying to make the grades without losing gears any faster than necessary. The problem is that cars, being overpowered, and trucks are not really compatible on many roads. I drove a fully-loaded 24-ft U-haul up I5 in Washington once; that was quite an experience ("This thing aint no Porsche"). -- George Tomasevich, ihnp4!twitch!grt AT&T Bell Laboratories, Holmdel, NJ