fish@ihu1g.UUCP (Bob Fishell) (03/08/86)
Do you tailgate? Charge yellow lights from 100 yards back? Disregard stop signs on right turns? Drive without a muffler? You could wind up here! My A****le Driver of the Month Award for February, 1986 goes to the guy who tailgated me down a residential street and passed me illegally when I braked to avoid a dog. He came within 6" of killing the dog. This occurred on Friday, Feb. 28, at about 7:30 PM, in Lombard, Illinois. The driver had a 4-door Honda Accord sedan. Was this you??? If so, please arrange to meet me at the Lombard Police Station to recieve your award! -- __ / \ \__/ Bob Fishell ihnp4!ihu1g!fish
dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) (03/10/86)
In article <789@ihu1g.UUCP> fish@ihu1g.UUCP (Bob Fishell) writes: >My A****le Driver of the Month Award for February, 1986 goes to the guy >who tailgated me down a residential street and passed me illegally when >I braked to avoid a dog. He came within 6" of killing the dog. I got an ADOTM award for some idiot who was going under 75 on a residential street, and when I tailgated him to give him a gentle hint he wouldn't pull over. Then the turkey suddenly puts on his brakes to avoid some damn dog. I had to pass him illegally, and I was so shook up I missed the dog! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
wersan@daemen.uucp (John Slasher Wersan III) (03/15/86)
In article <1293@cvl.UUCP>, eli@cvl.UUCP (Eli Liang) writes: > In article <789@ihu1g.UUCP> fish@ihu1g.UUCP writes: > >My A****le Driver of the Month Award for February, 1986 goes to the guy > >who tailgated me down a residential street and passed me illegally .... Whenever anyone tailgates me on a residential street, I take my foot off of the accelerator and coast (My car is big enough to take up a good chunk of the road, plus it coasts at ~2 mph) This will usually cause the tailgater to explode, as he/she can not pass, in about one or two minutes the fool gets the idea that I don't like being tailgated, and backs off, then, and only then do I speed up. This has yet to fail. Try this!! -- John Wersan UUCP : "decvax!sunybcs!daemen!wersan" or "inhp4!kitty!daemen!wersan" "The doctor said I had dain bramage... But my friends don't know what 'dat shit is"