frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye) (03/26/86)
...about the neighbor's cat. Seems the cat likes to sit on his car. Like Ol' Puddin Head said, "If I owned half of that dog, I'd shoot my half". Well, if Phil owned half of that cat....(8-) I never let any livestock sit on my vehicle. I don't care how nice the critter is. Get a slingshot and blast him off the car. In the winter, he may find that its even warmer to crawl up under the hood. I had a cat pull that crap on me once. I didn't know he was there 'til I started the car. The cat went through the fan and got strained through the radiator core. These little cheap scared radiators may not take that kinda thing now-a-days. Save yourself some grief. Shoot him with a slingshot. BUT DON'T HIT THE CAR! Sorry to seem so cruel, but cats strained through radiators bother me. And, so do the little tracks their acidy little litterbox stained feet leave on car paint. Their worse than birds that've been eating mulberries. Regards, Tom Frye