kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP (07/02/84)
#N:uiucdcs:34500019:000:734 uiucdcs!kaufman Jul 2 10:55:00 1984 [You feel a strange sense of loss. Call it: Line eater] Gee, since all of you have begun writing about interesting things to call scrolls and potions, I've tried to come up with a few of my own. Among others: Create Monster = Create Cannon Fodder. Scare monster = BOOOOOO!!! Enchant Armor = Nyah! Nyah! You can't hit me! Confuse Monster = Blublublublublu (say that to a monster and see its reaction.) Aggrevate Monsters = Wake the Neighbors. Restore Strength = It's Grreeen (if you don't understand, ask a Trekkie.) And the last one ROT13ed because some of you may be offended by crude references to bodily functions: V pnyy "erzbir phefr" "zrabcnhfr". By the way, what the quagga does a ring of adornment do? Ken Kaufman
ab3@pucc-h (Rsk the Wombat) (07/03/84)
A ring of adornment does nothing useful; it just sits on your hand and looks pretty. I do not know, if, like other rings, it consumes food. -- Rsk the Wombat UUCP: { decvax, icalqa, ihnp4, inuxc, sequent, uiucdcs } !pur-ee!rsk { decwrl, hplabs, icase, psuvax1, siemens, ucbvax } !purdue!rsk "Now wher're you boys goin' with all that beer?"