kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP (07/02/84)
#N:uiucdcs:34500019:000:734
uiucdcs!kaufman Jul 2 10:55:00 1984
[You feel a strange sense of loss. Call it: Line eater]
Gee, since all of you have begun writing about interesting things to
call scrolls and potions, I've tried to come up with a few of my own. Among
others:
Create Monster = Create Cannon Fodder.
Scare monster = BOOOOOO!!!
Enchant Armor = Nyah! Nyah! You can't hit me!
Confuse Monster = Blublublublublu (say that to a monster and see its reaction.)
Aggrevate Monsters = Wake the Neighbors.
Restore Strength = It's Grreeen (if you don't understand, ask a Trekkie.)
And the last one ROT13ed because some of you may be offended by crude
references to bodily functions:
V pnyy "erzbir phefr" "zrabcnhfr".
By the way, what the quagga does a ring of adornment do?
Ken Kaufmanab3@pucc-h (Rsk the Wombat) (07/03/84)
A ring of adornment does nothing useful; it just sits on your hand
and looks pretty. I do not know, if, like other rings, it consumes
food.
--
Rsk the Wombat
UUCP: { decvax, icalqa, ihnp4, inuxc, sequent, uiucdcs } !pur-ee!rsk
{ decwrl, hplabs, icase, psuvax1, siemens, ucbvax } !purdue!rsk
"Now wher're you boys goin' with all that beer?"