dianeh@ism70.UUCP (08/23/84)
#R:ihuxi:-103100:ism70:9400001:000:209
ism70!dianeh Aug 21 14:44:00 1984
>> Imminent question: What does the idiotic staff of food absorption do?
Sounds to me like it absorbs food.
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cher@ihuxi.UUCP (Mike Musing) (08/24/84)
I was fabulously well-to-do, way down, killing everything like flies. Had some food, juicy-fruit, a staff of food absorption, and a wand of light among other things. Entering a room, zapped twice forward with what I thought was a wand of light. It turned out to be ... Right, the staff of food absorption. Upon discovering that I fainted. Reaching in the pack for a banana I saw "nothing to eat" prompt and fainted again. Two merciful creatures started working on me and succeeded in not letting me starve to death. Had to kill me, though. Imminent question: what does the idiotic staff of food absorption do? Thanks, Ever so hungry Mike