[net.games.trivia] One liner quiz : ANSWERS

kucharic@psuvax.UUCP (Frank Kucharic) (04/30/84)

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Here are the answers to the quiz I posted on 3/23
Answers are listed in this order:
   Artist/Group , Name of Song , Album(s)


    ONE-LINER QUIZ:



1. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.
  Hall & Oates , Maneater , H2O 
                            Rock 'n' Roll Soul, Part 1

2. I don't know much about dancin', that's why I got this song.
  Frank Zappa , Dancin' Fool , Sheik Yerbouti

3. No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women.
  The Vapors , Turning Japanese , New Clear Days

4. She's making movies on location, she don't know what it means.
  Dire Straits , Skateaway , Making Movies

5. I am just a poor boy. Though my story's seldom told,
  Simon & Garfunkel , The Boxer , Bridge Over Troubled Waters
				  Live In the Park
				  Greatest Hits

6. You can't dress trashy till you spend alot of money.
  Billy Joel , It's Still Rock and Roll To Me , Glass Houses

7. I live in hotels, tear out the walls.
  Joe Walsh , Life's Been Good , But Seriously Folks...
                                 Eagles Live

8. It's an orangy sky, always it's some other guy.
  The Cars , Bye Bye Love , The Cars

9. Someone's gonna tell you lies, cut you down to size.
  Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers , Don't Do Me Like That , Damn The Torpedoes

10. And the train, it won't stop going, no way to slow down.
   Jethro Tull , Locomotive Breath , Aqualung
				     M.U. The Best of Jethro Tull

11. I've never seen you look like this without a reason.
   Big Country , In A Big Country , The Crossing

12. There is unrest in the forest ...
   Rush , The Trees , Hemispheres
		      Exit Stage Left

13. If there's a smile on my face, it's only there tryin' to fool the public.
   Smokey Robinson & The Miracles , Tears of a Clown , ?
						       Greatest Hits

14. I went home with the waitress, the way I always do.
   Warren Zevon , Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money , Excitable Boy

15. Give me a job, give me security.
   Styx , Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) , Pieces of Eight

16. Don't get cute, don't get funny now, it's later than you think.
   Greg Kihn , Jeapordy , Kihnspiracy

17. Everyone you meet, they're jamming in the street.
   Lionel Richie , All Night Long (All Night) , Can't Slow Down

18. There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold.
   Led Zeppelin , Stairway to Heaven , Zeppelin IV (Zoso)

19. When I met you in a restaurant, you could tell I was no debutante.
   Blondie , Dreaming , Eat to the Beat
			Greatest Hits

20. Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.
   Emerson, Lake and Palmer , Karn Evil 9 , Brain Salad Surgery

21. I thought love was only true in fairy tales.
   The Monkees , I'm a Believer , More of the Monkees
    (written and also sung by Neil Diamond)

22. You welcome me with open arms, and open legs.
   The Who , You Better You Bet , Face Dances

23. And the public gets what the public wants.
   The Jam , Going Underground , single, but also with Sound Affects album
				 Dig the New Breed (live lp)
				 Snap



First and second were extremely close, as were third, fourth and fifth.
Here are the top 5 finishers:

  1.  Stephen Folta   (yale-comix!folta)
  2.  Robert Krajewski  (mit-eddie!rpk)
  3.  Dave Taylor   (sdccsu3!taylor)
      Gordon Van Huizen
      (plus random personas)
  4.  Stewart Weiner  (tilt!smw)
  5.  Rich Rosen  (pyuxn!rlr)



     ( Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, )
     ( Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice. )
                    Frank Kucharik
		    ..allegra!psuvax!kucharic