de@moscom.UUCP (Dave Esan) (01/16/85)
I posted a request for a song to the net a while ago. Imagine my surprise
when this version arrived in the mail. My great thanks to the Jr. CAP in
Oregon (whose name is lost in the mass of hardcopy on my desk) who mailed
this to me. The tune I learned was that of "When Johnny Comes Marching
Home". I am still looking for a good bawdy song book. Thanks again.
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
They came upon a wayside inn
Taboo, Taboo,
And kicked the fucking door right in
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
The innkeeper had a daughter (or maiden) fair
Taboo, Taboo,
With rosy cheeks (or teats) and long blonde hair
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
They tied her to a featherbed
Taboo, Taboo,
And fucked her till she was nearly dead
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
The innkeeper, he was so ashamed (?)
Taboo, Taboo,
He fucked her back to life again
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
And then he got his trusty gun
Taboo, Taboo,
And shot their balls off one by one
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
Three German soldiers went to Hell
Taboo, Taboo,
And fucked the Devil's wife as well
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
The daughter lives in London-town
Taboo, Taboo,
She'll suck your cock for half a pound
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.
The moral of the story is
Taboo, Taboo,
Don't get fucked in a feather bed
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.de@moscom.UUCP (Dave Esan) (01/30/85)
It was I who posted the song that has been the source of so much controversy to the net. I apologize if I have offended anyone. I received the song in pieces and put it together, and rotated it. I must have, quite by accident, read in the wrong file, and in my tiredness not realized it was the wrong one. To those who flamed: next time consider that an error could have occurred. I am not a repeat offender and quite often submit rotated articles. Take it easy on people, most of us are only human.