michaelf@ISM780.UUCP (03/16/85)
Fred and Barney wanted to go on a convention with the
Royal Order of Water Buffaloes.The Grand Poobah, however, said the
wives couldn't go ( I love The Honeymooners parallels ). Thus,
the Order brought in a fake doctor ( Doctor Cary Granite, I believe)
who said the boys needed a little vacation because they had
contracted --------------.
Five points for the correct diagnosis. I don't need a correct
spelling as I don't know it.
P.S. Helen Crump loves Ernest T.