throopw@rtp47.UUCP (Wayne Throop) (10/18/85)
(exchange between Bugs & an anonymous scottsman)
Scottsman: That was a dirrty bit o' cheatin'!
Bugs Bunny: Cheating? Why the identical situation occured in the
Casablanca amature in 19-ought-3. And what about MacDuff
versus Flugle in the New Hebredes open? Cheating! Ha!
Scottsman: (Hanging head in shame)
It is clearrr that the weight of evidence is grreatly against me.
But ye canna' defeat me at the pipes!
--
(Daffy, shouting at Nasty Canasta (trying to intimidate him))
I WOULD LIKE...
(aside to audience...)
(I would *like*? I would like a million dollars!)
(turns back to Canasta)
I WOULD LIKE...
(Canasta gives Daffy a nasty look...)
er, to buy you a drink...
--
(exchange between Yosemite Sam and Bugs)
Sam: ... ahm the rootin'est, tootin'est bob-tailed wildcat
in the west...
Bugs: Aaaaaaahhhhh shaddap!
Sam: Did you just tell me to shut up?!?
Bugs: Yup.
Sam: Mister, you just "yupped" yore-self into a hole in the head!
(for *real* trivia buffs... quote Sam's entire boast
from the above scene (I'm not sure I can remember all
of it.))
--
(Yosemite Sam, with camel trouble)
Whoa camel, Whooooa, camel...
WHOOOOOOOA camel! C'mon camel, whoa!
(gallop, gallop, gallop, Sam thinks this over)
When I say "whoa", I MEAN (ka-splat) "*WHOA*"!
(camel keels over from severe concussion dealt by Sam)
--
(Sam again, trying to get into a fortification)
Open up! Open this door, I say! Open it!
(splat, door opens, crushing Sam into the ground)
(then comes muffled voice from under door)
Close it! Close it! Close it up agin!
--
(exchange between Bugs and Blaque Jaque Shellaque)
Black: So, you tink you tough, eh?
Bugs: Yup.
Black: You tink you tough-air than *me*?
Bugs: Yup.
Black: You want draw-gun?
Bugs: Yup, yup. (whips out a pop-gun with cork in barrel)
Black: Hah hah! Monsieur tough-guy!
Ahm agonna pull your cork! A-hah haah!
(and does so, resulting in a gargantuan explosion)
Black: A-heh heh... heh.......... ooooooooohhhhhhh
(colapses to floor)
--
Wayne Throop at Data General, RTP, NC
<the-known-world>!mcnc!rti-sel!rtp47!throopwdavidl@teklds.UUCP (David Levine) (10/21/85)
OK, this brings to mind a line that I've been using in conversation
recently but can't place. It is:
"Why for you bury me in cold cold ground?"
The (lack of) punctuation is intended to give an approximation of the way
it sounds. That's the best I can do in ASCII.
I believe this was uttered by some Big Lummox (an Indian?) to Bugs Bunny.
If not Bugs, then almost certainly one of the other Warner Brothers
characters.
o Who said it?
o To whom?
o In what context?
o In what picture (short)?
I don't know the answer, and it's driving me BATS! Please MAIL responses
to me, and I'll post if there's any consensus.
Thanks in the proverbial advance,
David D. Levine (...decvax!tektronix!teklds!davidl) [UUCP]
(teklds!davidl.tektronix@csnet-relay) [ARPA/CSNET]
"Being disintegrated makes me very angry... very angry indeed!"ramsay@kcl-cs.UUCP (ZNAC440) (10/22/85)
Keywords:Bugs Bunny Xpath: kcl-cs argon neon [ munchkin, munchkin ] My favourite all-timer is Bugs Bunny vs. 'Edward G. Robinson' & 'Peter Lorre'. Bugs: Would I do THIS if my old pal Rocky was in this trunk??! (Thrusts enormous sword through trunk) Bugs: Would I do THIS to my old buddy Rocky?? (Second sword at 90 degrees to the first. At this point we see inside the trunk, where Rocky is of course hiding. One sword has gone up one sleeve,across his shoulders and down the other sleeve, whilst the other has gone down Rocky's collar, to emerge from his pants leg. Rocky is not a little perturbed.) I too recall with fondness the camel bit with Yosemite Sam, though an important bit was missed out. While Yosemite says "When I say Whoa, I mean *WHOA*" he got off the camel, and was running backwards in front of it while the camel continued at full pelt. Classic. R.Ramsay <"Here I go!!">
davis@ichaya.UUCP (Andrew J. Davis) (10/22/85)
The quote "What for you bury me in the cold cold ground?" was uttered by none other than the Tazmanian Devil in one of his encounters with B. Bunny. Bugs Bunny had told him that if he were to dig in a certain spot he would find what he was looking for. (I believe it was some type of animal that the Tazmanian Devil wanted to eat). As the Tazmanian Devil started to dig the hole, Bugs Bunny proceeded to pile the dirt on top of him thereby burying him "in the cold cold ground". Andrew J. Davis *===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===* Digital Equipment Corporation Internal Software Services, Systems and Network Support 67 Forest Street - Marlboro, Mass. 01752 UUCP: decvax!ichaya!davis ENET: ICHAYA::DAVIS PHONE: (617)-467-8366 "Gentlemen, surely you're not going to take the word of a souless mechanical device over that of a real flesh and blood man." -- H. Mudd *===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*===*
lip@gcc-milo.ARPA (Seth Lipkin) (10/22/85)
[Fortunately, ah keep all my feathers numbuhed, for just such an occasion]
How about Seagoing Sam:
"*Doc?* ... Ah'm Seagoin' Sam, the blood-thirstiest, shoot-em-firstiest,
doggone worstiest buc-caneer that ever sailed the Spanish main!"
(And later...)
Sam: "Say yer prayers! Dead rabbits tell no tales!" (Points gun at Bugs).
Bugs: "I think ya got that wrong, Doc. Shouldn't that be 'Dead *men*
tell no tales'?"
Sam: "Consarn it --- he's right! I guess I gots no al-ternative (points
gun at his own head).
Bugs: "See ya later, Captain Kidney!"ccrrick@ucdavis.UUCP (Rick Heli) (10/23/85)
Anyone have the complete square dance song that Bugs sings which drives Yosemite Sam out the door and (I think) off the cliff...? And then there was the line... "Aren't they all witches underneath?"... -- --rick heli (... ucbvax!ucdavis!ccrrick)
shiue@h-sc1.UUCP (steve shiue) (10/24/85)
> > (Daffy, shouting at Nasty Canasta (trying to intimidate him)) > > I WOULD LIKE... > (aside to audience...) > (I would *like*? I would like a million dollars!) > (turns back to Canasta) > I WOULD LIKE... > (Canasta gives Daffy a nasty look...) > er, to buy you a drink... > -- Actually, Daffy says "I would like a trip to Europe!". > > (exchange between Yosemite Sam and Bugs) > > Sam: ... ahm the rootin'est, tootin'est bob-tailed wildcat > in the west... > Bugs: Aaaaaaahhhhh shaddap! > Sam: Did you just tell me to shut up?!? > Bugs: Yup. > Sam: Mister, you just "yupped" yore-self into a hole in the head! > > (for *real* trivia buffs... quote Sam's entire boast > from the above scene (I'm not sure I can remember all > of it.)) > -- Actually, Sam says "I'm the roughest, toughest hombre this side of the Rio Grande! And I don't mean Mahatma Gandhi!" > -- > Wayne Throop at Data General, RTP, NC > <the-known-world>!mcnc!rti-sel!rtp47!throopw There are about a zillion favorite comic quotes postings in net.jokes right now. -Steve Shiue "You may be big, but I'm small!" -Daffy Duck (as Doorlock Holmes), to the Shropshire Slasher.
jam@dcl-cs.UUCP (John A. Mariani) (10/24/85)
I really didn't want to get into this but seeing all those classic lines reminds me of a rarely-seen (in the UK, anyway) Foghorn Leghorn line .. in which he is partaking of his on-going feud with the farm dog (did he ever have a name?) .. in one sequence, the dog is holding Foggy under water (either a river, trough or something .. its been a while since I saw it) and looks like he's winning but suddenly Foggy emerges, battering the dog and exclaiming "I say boy, what you tryin' to do boy, my lungs, I say my lungs crave air!" I love it! (Maybe you've got to see the cartoon to appreciate it...) P.S Hey! I saw mention of a new I Dream Of Jeanie TV movie in another article.. any details for us UK Jeanie watchers (I love, I say I love that woman!) -- "You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars...." UUCP: ...!seismo!mcvax!ukc!dcl-cs!jam DARPA: jam%lancs.comp@ucl-cs | Post: University of Lancaster, JANET: jam@uk.ac.lancs.comp | Department of Computing, Phone: +44 524 65201 ext 4467 | Bailrigg, Lancaster, LA1 4YR, UK.
yeff@Navajo.ARPA (10/25/85)
and on the subject of Bugs Bunny and gangsters, what about the one where he was with two gangsters in the house and he fakes that the cops are coming: "oo, rabbit, so yer friends are in that *stove*, eh??" "aw, c'mon, if my friends was in dis stove, would I turn on the gas?? like THIS...." "nnnnn, you might, rabbit" "well would I throw this match in dere, like THIS" "mmm, I guess not rabbit" (and of course, thee are variations when the cops REALLY come...) an open question: where was the Bugs quote "oooooooo, I'm DYIN'" from?? jeff doesn't remember
stuart@bcsaic.UUCP (stuart gove) (10/26/85)
My favorite line from Yosemite Sam has to come from the cartoon where he was constantly diving off this high dive (against his wishes). Bugs Bunny had just erected a door on the platform when Sam knocks and says: "Open up that door!!!" (turns to the audience) "You noticed how I didn't say Richard!" ----- Stuart Gove Boeing Computer Services "I was a narrator for bad mimes." -- Steven Wright
davis@ichaya.UUCP (Andrew J. Davis) (10/27/85)
> an open question: > where was the Bugs quote "oooooooo, I'm DYIN'" from?? > jeff doesn't remember The quote is from the cartoon entitled, "Eight Ball Bunny". In this particular cartoon our hero has generously offered to help this poor little lost penguin get back home. Bugs figures that it shouldn't be much of a problem returning him to his home but then discovers that pen-gu-ins (as he pronounces it), live at the South Pole. Hence, he screams, "South Pole, Oooh, I'm Dyin'. (the first time). At the end of the cartoon, after Bugs reaches the South Pole, the penguin shows Bugs a notice that he really doesn't live at the South Pole after all, but in reality, he lives in Hoboken N.J. as is one of the main attractions in the Ice Frolics or some similar show. Bugs them yells, "Hoboken, Oooh, I'm Dyin' again". This cartoon gave rise to other noteworthy quotes: 1. Pardon me, but could you help a fellow American who's down on his luck. 2. Well, there goes the old Admiral Byrd bound for Brookyln. 3. Penguins is practically chickens and I hate to see chickens suffer so I has to put them out of their misery. 4. I leave alone for a minute and look what happens... you end up on the menu.
trudel@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Jonathan D.) (10/28/85)
> > an open question: > where was the Bugs quote "oooooooo, I'm DYIN'" from?? > > jeff doesn't remember Jeff, I don't remember the title, but it's the episode where Buggsy takes the skating penguin ("Penguewwins is practically chickens") back to the South Pole. I know that at the end he says "HoBOken??? Ooooooh, I'm DYIN' again" when he finds out where the penguin is really from. -- Jonathan D. Trudel arpa: trudel@blue.rutgers.edu uucp:{seismo,allegra,ihnp4}!topaz!trudel Bill: He's hip, he's hot, and he's hairy. -Rolling Stone
man@bocar.UUCP (M Nevar) (10/28/85)
> >an open question: >where was the Bugs quote "oooooooo, I'm DYIN'" from?? > >jeff doesn't remember This quote is from the cartoon "Eight Ball Bunny". In this cartoon, Bugs happens across an Ice Follies Penguin. Bugs doesn't realize the bird was born in captivity, but he feels sorry for him and promises to bring him home. Upon looking in an encyclopedia, he discovers the bird is a penguin. He then discovers his home is the South Pole. Then the line comes: "THE SOUT' POLE, OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, I'm DYIN'." Anyway, Bugs was true to his word and the whole cartoon is an adventure in Bugs bringing the bird to the South Pole. Humphrey Bogart makes a cameo in this cartoon, by the way. When they arrive at the South Pole, the penguin starts crying ice cubes (again). Bugs asks him what's wrong, so the bird takes off his hat and shows Bugs a promo for the Ice Follies. On it, it says he is the from the Hoboken Ice Follies, the only penguin born in captivity. Then Bugs says: "Hoboken !! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH, I'm DYIN' AGAIN !!!!!" Mark
m1b@rayssd.UUCP (M. Joseph Barone) (10/28/85)
> an open question: > where was the Bugs quote "oooooooo, I'm DYIN'" from?? The episode with the penquin from Hoboken and BB takes him to the South Pole. Bugs says the above line when he finds out where pen- quins live after promising to help the penquin get home and again when they arrive at the South Pole and Bugs finds out he's from Hoboken. Humphrey Bogart appears throughtout the show asking Bugs "if he can help a fellow American who's down on his luck". I can't recall the title, though. Joe Barone, {allegra, decvax!brunix, linus, ccice5}!rayssd!m1b Raytheon Co, Submarine Signal Div., Box 330, Portsmouth, RI 02871
shiue@h-sc1.UUCP (steve shiue) (10/28/85)
> My favorite line from Yosemite Sam has to come from the cartoon where he > was constantly diving off this high dive (against his wishes). Bugs > Bunny had just erected a door on the platform when Sam knocks and says: > > "Open up that door!!!" > (turns to the audience) > "You noticed how I didn't say Richard!" > > > ----- > Stuart Gove > Boeing Computer Services A friend of mine with encyclopedic knowledge of animation tells me that "Open the door Richard" was the title and chief lyric of an old song. (Anyone who has watched a lot of Bugs Bunny knows how much the musical director liked to use old show tunes.) My favorite Yosemite Sam quotes: "I'm the roughest, toughest hombre this side of the Rio Grande! And I don't mean Mahatma Gandhi!" (totally gratuitous) "St. Louis? EMMA!! Come say hello to your Sammy boy!" (opens door and is blown away by cannon) -Steve Shiue "You may be big, but I'm small!" -Daffy Duck
stuart@bcsaic.UUCP (stuart gove) (10/29/85)
In article <228@Navajo.ARPA> yeff@Navajo.UUCP (Jeff Soesbe) writes: > >an open question: >where was the Bugs quote "oooooooo, I'm DYIN'" from?? > That came from the cartoon where Bugs was trying to escort a lost penguin back home. Bugs first says the line when he discovers that penguins live in the Antarctic (guess they hadn't heard of the Falklands yet :-), then repeats it (sort of) when he finds out this particular penguin came from Hoboken, NJ! I think that line went like this: "Ho-BOK-en!?! Oooooooo, I'm DYIN' again!!!" ----- Stuart Gove Boeing Computer Services "I was a narrator for bad mimes." -- Steven Wright
jlp@faust.UUCP (11/01/85)
> > "Open up that door!!!" > (turns to the audience) > "You noticed how I didn't say Richard!" > "Open the door, Richard" was also a very famous vaudeville routine, notably practiced by the venerated Pigmeat Markham. Its modern incarnation may be found in a 1972 release of Cheech and Chong entitled "Dave's not Here". Jerryl Payne ...!ihnp4!inmet!faust!jlp
dms@ihlpg.UUCP (Spang) (11/04/85)
Elmer is dreaming he is a woman on Hollywood and Vine: The wolves: HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW OOOOOOOOOOOLD is SHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! and Elmer's reply - Have any of you other girls had this expewience?
gds@mit-eddie.UUCP (Greg Skinner) (11/23/85)
In the episode where Bugs plays the easter rabbit, the kid who lives
with the gangsters sees Elmer Fudd's head painted like an easter egg,
starts banging on it and yells ...
"I want an easter egg I want an easter egg ..."
--
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under.
Greg Skinner (gregbo)
{decvax!genrad, allegra, ihnp4}!mit-eddie!gds
gds@mit-eddie.mit.edu