silber@lasspvax.UUCP (Jeffrey Silber) (12/21/85)
Today's edition of Shoe: (The Perfesser is reading a letter): "Dear Perfesser, Do Santa's elves live with him at the North Pole?". (The Perfesser typing a reply): "No, but they live within commuting distance in" (Shoe cutting the perfesser off): "If you say 'Gnome, Alaska,' I'll bash you from here to Doonsbury ..."