dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) (02/24/86)
I believe I remember all but once small piece (flagged in brackets):
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse, of course,
That is, of course, unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse,
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course,
Talk to Mister Ed.
People yakkity-yak [the streets?] and waste your time of day;
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one will talk til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this: (Switch to Mister Ed singing)
I... am Mis...ter... Ed.
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Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgua!cylixd!dave)