kevin@cbmvax.commodore.com (Kevin Klop) (05/25/90)
In article <31210025@hpcvia.CV.HP.COM> rayde@hpcvia.CV.HP.COM (ray_depew) writes: >The scratch monkey man says: > >> HP may be >> good, but you're not good enough to put leashes on particles traveling >> at the speed of light. > >The guys in the R&D lab are working on it right now. Problem is, the >leashes are held together with cosmic glue, and the stuff's pretty expensive >from our current Japanese supplier... > >Ray > >---------- Have you tried week-old Coke spills as a substitute? -- Kevin --
edp@jareth@enet.dec.com (Always mount a scratch monkey.) (05/28/90)
In article <7149@ccncsu.ColoState.EDU>, jn163051@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Joel Nevison) writes... >> I'm pretty sure the photons do not stop at 18 inches. HP may be >>good, but you're not good enough to put leashes on particles traveling >>at the speed of light. :-) >> -- edp > >Mr. edp.... When I read this kind of gratuitous flaming/mockery I >strongly disapprove! It's a JOKE! Geez, read news.announce.newusers so you'll know the meaning of ":-)". And if you'd bothered to read the follow-up articles before flaming, you'd see that a person at HP got the joke and played along. -- edp (Eric Postpischil) "Always mount a scratch monkey." edp@jareth.enet.dec.com
kluge@lan.informatik.tu-muenchen.dbp.de (Oliver Kluge) (05/29/90)
In article <7149@ccncsu.ColoState.EDU> jn163051@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Joel Nevison) writes: >of a few idiots like yourself and mr. Kluge might possibly drive off ^^^^^^ >-Joel Nevison This is not rec.praise.the.great.hp newsgroup. I have used improper language myself, but this is something else. No comment on the insult. Oliver Kluge -- / relay.cs.net (CS-NET, ARPA) kluge%lan.informatik.tu-muenchen.dbp.de@ - unido.uucp (UUCP) \ unido.bitnet (BITNET) TTTTTTUU MUMMMMMMMM Technical University Munich TTTTTTUU UMMMMMMMMM Department of Mathematics and Computer Sciences SAB TT UU MU MM MM Laboratory for Parallel Computing TT UU UM MM MM Arcisstrasse 21 TT UU MU MM MM 8000-Munich 2 TT UUUUUM MM MM Federal Republic of Germany TT UUUUMU MM MM Voice +49 89 2105-3251, Fax +49 89 2800529 "Why stop now just when I'm hating it?" Marvin, the paranoid android