[comp.sys.handhelds] Corvallah, Malmacronians, and Charlemagne

grahamf@hparc0.HP.COM (Graham Fraser) (04/02/91)

The following article from John McGechie will be in the next HPHH Melbourne
Newsletter  -  April 1991

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THE CONJECTURED EXISTENCE OF THE HP48 OPERATING SYSTEM

Thanks to Jake Schwartz and Graham Fraser,  Melbourne was briefly Chicago
for many of us,  Chicago in May,  1990,  that is,  for we have a full set
of video tapes from the Chicago HP Handheld (or what-do-we-now-call-it,-do
-you-suppose?) conference.  Many of the names were familiar,  and many of
the faces and shapes too,  from a few blurry photographs in the old PPC 
Journals,  and I had had the good fortune to meet Cap'n Bob Bradley in 
Canberra years ago.  The news from the distant HP frontier was all good.  An
extraordinary hand held,  fully worthy successor,  at last,  to the HP41.
(But I am ashamed to confess,  after a good dinner,  I went to sleep in the
back row at one of those Chicago meetings.)

But wait!  How does it work?  (Well,  see,  you press these buttons,  and...)
No,  NO!!  Where's the operating system?  Well,  that's in ROM?

IS there an actual operating system?  Was the system written by actual people?
Yes,  of course  -  see,  this is the design team  -  Bill Wickes told us 
about the process,  and  -  NUTS!

The Liza Doolittle principle must operate in the sciences:  don't speak of
love,  don't talk of what you feel  -  SHOW us.  Personally,  I suspect the
whole thing.  There are REALLY demons,  trapped by the HP alchemists,  stuffed
with witchcraft in the '48,  and made to paint the inside of the screen ....
but to do so very,  very quickly.  (Bill Wickes used to be An Astral Physicist).

Most HP handheld users know some maths.  Most of them too,  know of some
non-existents in mathematics  -  no general algorithm to solve polynomials
higher than quintics,  no greatest prime number,  no ruler and compass 
construction for a circle equal in area to a given square,  no pairs of 
integers the square of whose ratio is equal to two,  pi is not the root 
of any finite polynomial,  and so on.  These turn on proofs of non-
existence.  There are proofs of existence also in maths:  of at least one 
transcendental number  -  eg pi,  of a dissection of the surface of a sphere
into parts which may be assembled into two spheres of the same size,  of 
continuous curves with no tangents to any points,  of proofs of theorems 
not yet  (perhaps never to be) entertained,  etc.

One of the famous recently "proved" theorems in mathematics has been that 
of the four colour problem:  that any map on a plane can be coloured by as
few as four colours,  with no boundary lying between regions with the same
colour.  The announcement of this proof caused a considerable fuss,  since
any proof has always been supposed to have to be humanly 'surveyable'  -
given the time,  some mathematical wretch would have checked every step and
confirmed that indeed the putative proof proves the putative theorem.

The four colour proof involved a high speed computer check of thousands 
of cases,  to many for any man to complete even in an extended lifetime.
WAS there a proof of the theorem?  HAD it been PROVED????  I checked the 
proof of Pythagoras' theorem when I learned (and loved) plane geometry as
a teenager.  By golly,  THAT one is ok!!!  There IS a proof of that  -  
several of them,  in fact.  Those proofs exist,  all right.  (There I was
The Wretch,  or at least One of Them.)

Has the HP48SX got an operating system?  We found out from those video 
tapes  (remember them,  Lulu?)  that no one of the collective of 
programmers/code writers,  system designers had mastery of ALL of the 
code of the operating system.  Between them,  all had been read,  all had
been written,  and it existed,  anyway,  only in memory  (magnetic or
electronic-holey)  of an HP mainframe.  There was no printout of it.

Sure the HP48 runs.  So did the HP71.  I have its operating system in
my shelves,  a few feet away from where I type.  That existed.  But
no ONE has SEEN,  no ONE knows the HP48's system.  It has no print out.
If a bomb dropped on that HP computer,  and there were no storages of
that computer's data/hard discs,  it would cease to reside in a readable
form.  We don't KNOW it exists.

As for me,  I'll back the screen-painting pixies.  THEY,  surely,  are real
honest-to-God Malmacronians?


John (3324) McGechie  (Formerly .Ed.)
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