UE4@PSUVMA.BITNET (Dan Schultz) (01/29/88)
In article <10813@shemp.UCLA.EDU>, troly@CS.UCLA.EDU says: >[Two proposals for peace in the Mid-East that are damned funny if they are > sarcasm.] > > Plan C: Push Israel into the sea. I know this sounds more like a PLO >manifesto than a just and lasting solution, but the PLO speaks in meta- >phors where I do not. I mean to carve the country up into pieces supported >by *hollowed out* bedrock and to float the pieces out to sea. Eventually >the pieces would be reassembled off the coast of California. The Arabs >could then announce that their most radical goals have been achieved >while the Israelis could congragulate themselves that their state would >be intact and safe from hostile neighbors. Also, this way I'd finally >be able to visit the place. > Meaning, of course, that you wouldn't have to fly there and see for yourself that the world is indeed round. :-) >Bret Jolly (Bo'-ret Tro Ly) Mathemagus LA Platygaean Society ------- Daniel B. Schultz Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!