[comp.music] MIDI Fryer

dmy@Solbourne.COM (Doug Young) (09/09/89)

The October 1989 DAMARK catalog contains this gem:

MIDI FRYER

Deep fry foods fast with this thermostatically controlled Midi Filter
Fryer. The thermostat ensures the oil never overheats and the clean,
replaceable filters reduce cooking smells and steam. The vendor needed
to move this product from inventory, now you can grab one for a
SIZZLING PRICE!

o 1-3/4 qt. oil capacity
o Stylish oyster & sahara finish with illustrated cooking time
o Non-stick filter lid with replaceable charcoal filter
o Cool to touch housing & handles
o Thermostatic temp. control with auto safety cut-out -- oil never overheats
o Oil clarifying filters allow you to clean your cooking oil
o Wire basket with detachable handles
o Cooks doughnuts, fish & chips, onion rings, etc.
o Non-slip feet

Damark Price: $19

dts@quad.uucp (David T. Sandberg) (09/10/89)

In article <2311@kaos.Solbourne.COM> dmy@Solbourne.COM (Doug Young) writes:
>The October 1989 DAMARK catalog contains this gem:
>
>MIDI FRYER

What will they come up with next?!  ;')

>Deep fry foods fast with this thermostatically controlled Midi Filter
>Fryer. The thermostat ensures the oil never overheats and the clean,
>replaceable filters reduce cooking smells and steam.

Sure, but is the thermostat level adjusted by velocity or controller data?

>o 1-3/4 qt. oil capacity

Okay, I'll show my ignorance.  How many note events in a quart?

>o Oil clarifying filters allow you to clean your cooking oil

And I thought quantizing was neat!

>Damark Price: $19

Put me down for half a dozen!  ;')  ;')

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