[net.micro] S/W PIRACY & CHICK SEX

pollack@uicsl.UUCP (04/27/84)

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uicsl!pollack    Apr 27 02:22:00 1984

(:- In the search for AI, Struggle is Continous, Victory is Certain -:)

THE INTERNATIONAL VALUE OF INFORMATION

Say you are going to Canada with your portable computer and the
original and 2 backup copies of your favorite overpriced software.
Would you want to pay duty on the "retail value" of each copy of the
program? Luckily, you don't have to.

In a customs agreement between US and Canada, Software can be declared
for the value of the magnetic media. Even the most uprightious
anti-pirate would shudder at paying duty on three copies of Dbase-II.

The court case resolving the international value of information, as
related to me by Paul Martin, was settled by a case of chick-sexing.
Seems a Canadian chicken farmer one day loaded two trucks full of
chicks, drove them to northern California, where the best
chicken-sexers in the world quickly sex your chicks for a penny a head,
so you can subsequently drown the males. On his way back to British
Columbia, he was stopped by customs, who didn't believe his story that
these two trucks were the same Canadian chicks declared when he "went
for a drive".  "Ah, but you see, officer, I left with two trucks of
androgynous chicks. Now the boys are in one truck and the girls are in
another!"

They attempted to hit him with the duty for two full chick trucks, and
eventual appeals up the court system established the nil value of
information.

WHAT IS THE VALUE OF SOFTWARE?

Now if you don't think you should pay duty for carrying software across
borders, how much is it really worth?

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SOFTWARE PIRACY

Piracy is a silly word for "grassroots software distribution." If you
sell someone something, the property changes hands and the new owner is
free to dispose of the property as she or he sees fit.  How many
computer dealers do you know who don't throw in illegal extras? How
many members of computer clubs morally abstain from trading? And how
many of the rare moral dealers and hobbyists would volunteer to pay
software duty?

Real Software Piracy would be the invasion of, say, Microsoft's
mainframe, stealing the source to their unannounced super-product, and
scrozzling all their hard disks! Only BlueBeard or Captain Krunch would
resort to this, and only if they were planning to run for president!
Real Software Piracy is an operating system  which loses 4 hours of my
time by not updating the disk directories before a crash!


YOU ASKED FOR SOLUTIONS?

1. Sell single piece of software + multiple copies of documentation to
computer dealers for lots of money -- then the dealer can set his own
price based on demand. To say that the free enterprise system is
working when WordStar still costs 350, even after the machines for mass
production have been depreciated is a big joke.


2. "Rental Software"  (This is how I would do it if I weren't afraid
that becoming an entrepeneur would soil my soul.)  Every 90 days, based
on the calendar built in to many computers, or based on 100 passes
through the rented code, a message appears saying:

  Please call 800-abc-defg
  Have your MC/VISA ready
  Present this number:  3289230939   (random encryption key)
  Enter response code:

The operator who accepts your call bills your chargecard for $10
dollars, and gives you the proper response.  He may also tell you of
other available products or revisions.

The disk upon which the software is written has been modified not to
run until the response code is entered, which, of course could be any
length of time.

The advantage is, like the distribution scheme of the programmer's
guild, it enjoys being "pirated", but, unlike the guild's approach, it
is painlessly enforceable.

Now, of course, any hacker worth her salt could easily factor small
prime numbers,  or disassemble and reassemble the code, or step past
the roadblock with DDT, or make lots of backups (for the loop-count
version, but why would she bother circumventing such a small rental
fee?


THE MORAL IS

No piracy protection scheme can be both totally secure and mass
marketed. Better to reward the natural tendencies of users and
cooperatively coerce them into rewarding you in turn.



Jordan Pollack
Urbana, Illinois

pur-ee!uiucdcs!uicsl!pollack

P.S. Since the preceding diatribe borders on
the anarchal, remember - "Steal My Ideas but Mention My Name."

mmr@utmbvax.UUCP (Mike Rubenstein) (04/28/84)

> Now if you don't think you should pay duty for carrying software across
> borders, how much is it really worth?

What do tax laws have to do with value?  I've lived in several states in
which there is no sales tax on food.  I've not heard anyone claim that this
was evidence that food has no value.

> Piracy is a silly word for "grassroots software distribution."

Piracy is a silly word for theft.

> To say that the free enterprise system is working when WordStar still costs
> 350, even after the machines for mass production have been depreciated is 
> a big joke.

I see no evident that the free enterprise system isn't working here.  If
just one or two of the people who claim that software is over priced would
produce an alternative at a low price, everyone would be happy and they'd
make a fortune.

On second thought, I don't like that last argument.  Software being overpriced
has nothing to do with it.  If any product -- automobiles, televisions,
software, whatever -- is overpriced, the proper action is to not buy it.
(Yes, I'd make some exception to that statement in the case of products
which are controled by a monopoly or cartel, but even there, the answer is
not theft.  In any case, I've heard no evidence that software falls into
that category.  In fact, producing software seems to be one of the easiest
businesses to get into.)
-- 

	Mike Rubenstein, OACB, UT Medical Branch, Galveston TX 77550