[comp.sys.mac.hypercard] HELP ME!!!

JJ@cup.portal.com (05/24/88)

Poor College Student needs Your Help!!   :-(

Hi.  I just finished my junior year in college, and now I'm
faced with a major problem.  I can't afford to pay for my senior
year.  I've tried everything.  I can't get any more student loans,
I don't qualify for any more scholarships, and my parents are as
broke as am I.  So as you can see, I've got a major problem.  But
as far as I can see, there is only one solution, to go forward.
I've come along way, and there is no chance in hell that I'm going
to drop out now!  I'm not a quiter, and I'm not going to give up.

But here is why I'm telling you all this.  I want to ask a favor of every
one out here on the net.  If each of you would just send me a one
dollar bill, I will be able to finish college and go on with my life.
I'm sure a dollar is not much to any of you, but just think how it
could change a person's life.  I'd really like to encourage all of you
to help me out, I've no other place to go, no other doors to knock
on.  I'm counting on all of you to help me! (PLEASE!)
If you would like to help a poor boy out, please send $1 (you can
of course send more if you want!!  :-)

Jay-Jay's College Fund
PO BOX 5631
Lincoln, NE  68505

PS.  Please don't flame me for posting this to so many newsgroups,
I really am in dire need of help, and if any of you were as desparate
as I am, you just might resort to the same thing I am.  Also, please
don't tell me to get a job!  I already have one and work over 25 hrs
a week, plus get in all my classes, plus find time to study!  So hey,
please consider it!  It would really mean a lot to me.  Thank you!

NOTE: Any extra money I receive will go to a scholarship fund to help
others in the same situation.  :-)

dlw@hpsmtc1.HP.COM (David Williams) (05/26/88)

Stop cross posting this message all over creation!!! I just backspaced over
calling you some VERY derogatory names. I am tired of reading thru ALL OF the
notes groups I subscribe to. If you don't stop this perhaps the Net
administrators will deny you access to usenet.

her3@sphinx.uchicago.edu (Benjamin 'Drew' Herman) (05/26/88)

Hey Jay's right,
 I'm about to start grad school in medical Physics and tuition will
 only cost me $5000 a quarter - $15000 a year (school ain't cheap)
 and well my parents and I can only cover $10000 
   If you don't believe me read the brochures!!
 I work 39.5 hr/wk in the summer to make enough to go to school
 I'm also trying to pay for food clothes my fiancee's education.
 (No there's a sad story -- no-one but me to pay her ed.)
 I take a part time job during the school year. and well I'm pretty hard 
 Up (to put it mildly).... I'll accept money like the next guy.

 I say Send Jay The MONEY !!!!!

 And while your at it write out a check for 5 or 10 cents and send it to
 Kelly's college fund (that's my fiancee)
 5454 S.Shore Dr. apt 515 ( that's the dorm)
 Chicago, Il. 60615

 Thank you for your consideration
 Ben "begging for dollars" Herman

 -- You know I read some guy did this, only in a news paper rather than on
 the net and he made enough to put himself through law school....
 Think about It....

Internet: her3@sphinx.uchicago.edu
BITNET:   her3@sphinx.uchicago.bitnet
UUCP:    {ihnp4!gargoyle,oddjob}!sphinx!her3

wilkes@mips.COM (Load Average Police) (05/26/88)

Originally I was amused.  Then I grew weary.  Now I'm *PISSED*.  I've seen
this same message in at least three separate newsgroups over the past week
or so.  And today, it's appeared in two more newsgroups (so far).

Some suggestions:

1. Everybody send an envelope with a blank piece of paper in it to:
   Jay-Jay's College Fund
   PO Box 5631
   Lincoln, NE 68505

   If we all do this, it will flood the post office in Lincoln, hopefully
   pissing off the postal authorities.  If we each put a blank piece of
   paper in the envelope, this clown will have to open every envelope in
   case there really is money in it.

2. Put JJ@cup.portal.com in your global KILL file (if you use rn or some
   other newsreader).

3. Follups directed to alt.flame.

-wilkes
-- 
-- work: {decwrl ames pyramid prls}!mips!wilkes  -OR-  wilkes@mips.com

sysop@stech.UUCP (Jan Harrington) (05/26/88)

in article <5835@cup.portal.com>, JJ@cup.portal.com says:
> XPortal-User-Id: 1.1001.4419
> 
> Poor College Student needs Your Help!!   :-(
> 
> Hi.  I just finished my junior year in college, and now I'm
> faced with a major problem.  I can't afford to pay for my senior
> year.  I've tried everything.  I can't get any more student loans,
> I don't qualify for any more scholarships, and my parents are as
> broke as am I.  So as you can see, I've got a major problem.  But
> as far as I can see, there is only one solution, to go forward.
> I've come along way, and there is no chance in hell that I'm going
> to drop out now!  I'm not a quiter, and I'm not going to give up.
> 
> But here is why I'm telling you all this.  I want to ask a favor of every
> one out here on the net.  If each of you would just send me a one
> dollar bill, I will be able to finish college and go on with my life.
> I'm sure a dollar is not much to any of you, but just think how it
> could change a person's life.  I'd really like to encourage all of you
> to help me out, I've no other place to go, no other doors to knock
> on.  I'm counting on all of you to help me! (PLEASE!)
 
No flames, kid? Really? IF (and this is a big IF) your situation is
legit, then you have my sympathy. Take a year off and work - that's what
many of us had to do. Finish up at night - many people do that too.

But this begging on the net looks like too many of these phony chain
letters that get passed around. I don't buy it, and I honestly hope that
no one else does either. It's just too much like the poor dying boy in
England who wants twenty million post cards.

Just sign me "skeptical" but not really hard hearted.

Jan Harrington, sysop
Scholastech Telecommunications
UUCP: ihnp4!husc6!amcad!stech!sysop or allegra!stech!sysop
BITNET: JHARRY@BENTLEY

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