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                     GLOSSARY OF JARGON


Compiled by Guy L. Steele Jr., Raphael Finkel, Donald Woods,
             Geoff Goodfellow and Mark Crispin,
  with assistance from the MIT and Stanford AI communities
            and Worcester Polytechnic Institute.
     Some contributions were submitted via the ARPAnet
                 from miscellaneous sites.







Verb doubling: a standard construction is to double  a  verb
    and  use  it  as  a  comment on what the implied subject
    does.  Often used to terminate a conversation.   Typical
    examples involve WIN, LOSE, HACK, FLAME, BARF, CHOMP:

            "The disk heads just crashed." "Lose, lose."
            "Mostly he just talked about his --- crock.  Flame, flame."
            "Boy, what a bagbiter!  Chomp, chomp!"


Soundalike slang: similar to Cockney rhyming  slang.   Often
    made up on the spur of the moment.  Standard examples:

            Boston Globe -> Boston Glob
            Herald American -> Horrid (Harried) American
            New York Times -> New York Slime
            historical reasons -> hysterical raisins
            government property - do not duplicate (seen on keys)
                    -> government duplicity - do not propagate

    Often the substitution will be made in such a way as  to
    slip in a standard jargon word:

            Dr. Dobb's Journal -> Dr. Frob's Journal
            creeping featurism -> feeping creaturism
            Margaret Jacks Hall -> Marginal Hacks Hall


The -P convention: turning a word into a question by append-
    ing  the  syllable  "P";  from  the  LISP  convention of
    appending the  letter  "P"  to  denote  a  predicate  (a
    Boolean-valued  function).  The question should expect a
    yes/no answer, though it needn't.  (See T and NIL.)











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            At dinnertime: "Foodp?" "Yeah, I'm pretty hungry." or "T!"
            "State-of-the-world-P?" (Straight) "I'm about to go home."
                          (Humorous) "Yes, the world has a state."

    [One of the best of these is a Gosperism (i.e.,  due  to
    Bill  Gosper).  When we were at a Chinese restaurant, he
    wanted to know whether someone would like to share  with
    him  a  two-person-sized bowl of soup.  His inquiry was:
    "Split-p soup?" --GLS]

Peculiar nouns: MIT AI hackers love to  take  various  words
    and  add  the  wrong  endings  to them to make nouns and
    verbs, often by extending a standard rule to  nonuniform
    cases.  Examples:

                    porous => porosity
                    generous => generosity
            Ergo:   mysterious => mysteriosity
                    ferrous => ferocity

    Other examples: winnitude, disgustitude, hackification.


Spoken inarticulations: Words such as "mumble," "sigh,"  and
    "groan"  are spoken in places where their referent might
    more naturally be used.  It has been suggested that this
    usage  derives  from  the  impossibility of representing
    such noises in a com link.  Another expression sometimes
    heard is "complain!"

@BEGIN (primarily CMU) with @END, used humorously in writing
    to  indicate  a  context  or to remark on the surrounded
    text.  >From the SCRIBE command of the same  name.   For
    example:

            @Begin(Flame)
            Predicate logic is the only good programming language.
            Anyone who would use anything else is an idiot.  Also,
            computers should be tredecimal instead of binary.
            @End(Flame)


ANGLE BRACKETS (primarily MIT) n. Either of  the  characters
    "<" and ">".  See BROKET.

AOS (aus (East coast) ay-ahs (West coast)) [based on a  PDP-
    10  increment  instruction] v. To increase the amount of
    something.  "Aos the campfire." Usage: considered silly.
    See SOS.

ARG n. Abbreviation for "argument" (to a function), used  so
    often as to have become a new word.










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AUTOMAGICALLY adv. Automatically, but in a  way  which,  for
    some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or
    too ugly, or perhaps even too  trivial),  I  don't  feel
    like  explaining to you.  See MAGIC.  Example: Some pro-
    grams which produce XGP output files spool them automag-
    ically.

BAGBITER 1. n. Equipment  or  program  that  fails,  usually
    intermittently.   2. BAGBITING: adj. Failing hardware or
    software.  "This bagbiting system won't let me  get  out
    of spacewar." Usage: verges on obscenity.  Grammatically
    separable; one may speak of "biting the bag."  Synonyms:
    LOSER,   LOSING,   CRETINOUS,  BLETCHEROUS,  BARFUCIOUS,
    CHOMPER, CHOMPING.

BANG n. Common alternate name for EXCL (q.v.), especially at
    CMU.  See SHRIEK.

BAR 1. The second metasyntactic variable, after FOO.   "Sup-
    pose  we  have  two  functions  FOO  and BAR.  FOO calls
    BAR..." 2. Often appended to FOO to produce FOOBAR.

BARF [from the "layman" slang, meaning "vomit"]  1.  interj.
    Term of disgust.  See BLETCH.  2. v. Choke, as on input.
    May mean to give an error message.  "The  function  com-
    pares  two fixnums or two flonums, and barfs on anything
    else." 3. BARFULOUS, BARFUCIOUS: adj. Said of  something
    which would make anyone barf, if only for aesthetic rea-
    sons.

BELLS AND WHISTLES n. Unnecessary but  useful  (or  amusing)
    features  of  a  program.  "Now that we've got the basic
    program working, let's go back and add  some  bells  and
    whistles."  Nobody  seems  to  know what distinguishes a
    bell from a whistle.

BIGNUMS [from Macsyma] n. 1. In backgammon, large numbers on
    the  dice.   2. Multiple-precision (sometimes infinitely
    extendable) integers  and,  through  analogy,  any  very
    large  numbers.   3. EL CAMINO BIGNUM: El Camino Real, a
    street through the San Francisco peninsula  that  origi-
    nally extended (and still appears in places) all the way
    to Mexico City.  It was termed "El Camino Double  Preci-
    sion"  when someone noted it was a very long street, and
    then "El Camino Bignum" when it was pointed out that  it
    was hundreds of miles long.

BIN [short for BINARY; used as a second file name on ITS] 1.
    n.   BINARY.  2. BIN FILE: A file containing the BIN for
    a program.  Usage: used at MIT, which runs on ITS.   The
    equivalent  term  at Stanford is DMP (pronounced "dump")
    FILE.  Other names used include SAV ("save")  FILE  (DEC
    and  Tenex),  SHR ("share") and LOW FILES (DEC), and EXE
    ("ex'ee") FILE (DEC and Twenex).  Also in this  category









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    are  the  input  files to the various flavors of linking
    loaders (LOADER, LINK-10, STINK), called REL FILES.

BINARY n. The object code for a program.

BIT n. 1. The unit of information; the amount of information
    obtained  by  asking  a  yes-or-no  question.  "Bits" is
    often used simply to mean information, as  in  "Give  me
    bits  about  DPL  replicators."  2.  [By  extension from
    "interrupt bits" on a computer] A  reminder  that  some-
    thing  should  be done or talked about eventually.  Upon
    seeing someone that you haven't talked to for  a  while,
    it's  common  for  one or both to say, "I have a bit set
    for you."

BITBLT (bit'blit) 1. v. To perform a complex operation on  a
    large  block  of  bits, usually involving the bits being
    displayed on a bitmapped raster screen.  See BLT.  2. n.
    The operation itself.

BIT BUCKET n. 1. A receptacle used to hold the  runoff  from
    the computer's shift registers.  2. Mythical destination
    of deleted files, GC'ed  memory,  and  other  no-longer-
    accessible data.  3. The physical device associated with
    "NUL:".

BLETCH [from German "brechen," to vomit] 1. interj. Term  of
    disgust.   2.  BLETCHEROUS: adj. Disgusting in design or
    function.   "This  keyboard  is   bletcherous!"   Usage:
    slightly comic.

BLT (blit, very rarely belt)  [based  on  the  PDP-10  block
    transfer  instruction; confusing to users of the PDP-11]
    1. v. To transfer a large contiguous package of informa-
    tion  from  one  place  to  another.  2. THE BIG BLT: n.
    Shuffling operation on the PDP-10 under  some  operating
    systems  that  consumes a significant amount of computer
    time.  3. (usually pronounced B-L-T)  n.  Sandwich  con-
    taining bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

BOGOSITY n. The degree to which something is  BOGUS  (q.v.).
    At  CMU,  bogosity is measured with a bogometer; typical
    use: in a seminar, when a speaker says something  bogus,
    a  listener  might raise his hand and say, "My bogometer
    just triggered." The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the
    microLenat (uL).

BOGUS (WPI, Yale, Stanford) adj. 1.  Non-functional.   "Your
    patches  are bogus." 2. Useless.  "OPCON is a bogus pro-
    gram."  3.  False.   "Your  arguments  are  bogus."   4.
    Incorrect.   "That algorithm is bogus." 5. Silly.  "Stop
    writing those bogus sagas." (This  word  seems  to  have
    some,  but  not  all,  of  the  connotations of RANDOM.)
    [Etymological note from Lehman/Reid at CMU: "Bogus"  was









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    originally  used  (in  this  sense) at Princeton, in the
    late 60's.  It was  used  not  particularly  in  the  CS
    department, but all over campus.  It came to Yale, where
    one of us (Lehman) was an undergraduate, and (we assume)
    elsewhere  through  the  efforts of Princeton alumni who
    brought the word with them from their  alma  mater.   In
    the  Yale case, the alumnus is Michael Shamos, who was a
    graduate student at Yale and is  now  a  faculty  member
    here.   A  glossary  of bogus words was compiled at Yale
    when the word was first popularized (e.g.,  autobogopho-
    bia: the fear of becoming bogotified).]

BOUNCE (Stanford) v. To play volleyball.   "Bounce,  bounce!
    Stop  wasting  time  on  the computer and get out to the
    court!"

BRAIN-DAMAGED [generalization of  "Honeywell  Brain  Damage"
    (HBD), a theoretical disease invented to explain certain
    utter cretinisms in Multics] adj. Obviously wrong;  cre-
    tinous; demented.  There is an implication that the per-
    son responsible must have suffered brain damage, because
    he  should  have known better.  Calling something brain-
    damaged is really bad; it also implies it is unusable.

BREAK v. 1. To cause to be broken  (in  any  sense).   "Your
    latest  patch to the system broke the TELNET server." 2.
    (of a program) To stop temporarily, so that  it  may  be
    examined  for  debugging  purposes.   The place where it
    stops is a BREAKPOINT.

BROKEN adj. 1.  Not  working  properly  (of  programs).   2.
    Behaving  strangely;  especially (of people), exhibiting
    extreme depression.

BROKET [by analogy with "bracket:" a "broken bracket"] (pri-
    marily  Stanford)  n.  Either  of the characters "<" and
    ">".  (At MIT, and apparently in The Real  World  (q.v.)
    as well, these are usually called ANGLE BRACKETS.)

BUCKY BITS (primarily Stanford) n. The bits produced by  the
    CTRL  and META shift keys on a Stanford (or Knight) key-
    board.  Rumor has it that the idea for  extra  bits  for
    characters  came  from Niklaus Wirth, and that his nick-
    name was "Bucky."

DOUBLE BUCKY adj. Using both the CTRL and META  keys.   "The
    command to burn all LEDs is double bucky F."

BUG  [from  telephone  terminology,  "bugs  in  a  telephone
    cable," blamed for noisy lines; however, Jean Sammet has
    repeatedly been heard to claim that the use of the  term
    in  CS  comes  from a story concerning actual bugs found
    wedged  in  an  early  malfunctioning  computer]  n.  An
    unwanted  and unintended property of a program.  (People









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    can have bugs too (even winners) as in "PHW is  a  super
    winner, but he has some bugs.") See FEATURE.

BUM 1. v. To make highly efficient, either in time or space,
    often at the expense of clarity.  The object of the verb
    is usually what was removed ("I  managed  to  bum  three
    more  instructions.")  but  can  be  the  program  being
    changed  ("I  bummed  the  inner  loop  down  to   seven
    microseconds.")  2. n. A small change to an algorithm to
    make it more efficient.

BUZZ v. To run in a very tight loop, perhaps without guaran-
    tee of getting out.

CANONICAL adj. The usual or  standard  state  or  manner  of
    something.   A  true story:  One Bob Sjoberg, new at the
    MIT AI Lab, expressed some annoyance at the use of  jar-
    gon.  Over his loud objections, we made a point of using
    jargon as much as possible in his presence, and  eventu-
    ally it began to sink in.  Finally, in one conversation,
    he used the  word  "canonical"  in  jargon-like  fashion
    without thinking.

            Steele: "Aha!  We've finally got you talking jargon too!"
            Stallman: "What did he say?"
            Steele: "He just used 'canonical' in the canonical way."


CATATONIA (kat-uh-toe'nee-uh) n. A  condition  of  suspended
    animation in which the system is in a wedged (CATATONIC)
    state.

CDR (ku'der) [from LISP] v. With "down,"  to  trace  down  a
    list  of  elements.   "Shall  we  cdr  down the agenda?"
    Usage: silly.

CHINE NUAL n. The Lisp Machine Manual, so called because the
    title  is wrapped around the cover so only those letters
    show.

CHOMP v. To lose; to chew on something  of  which  more  was
    bitten  off  than one can.  Probably related to gnashing
    of teeth.  See BAGBITER.  A hand gesture commonly accom-
    panies   this,  consisting  of  the  four  fingers  held
    together as if in a  mitten  or  hand  puppet,  and  the
    fingers and thumb open and close rapidly to illustrate a
    biting action.  The gesture alone means CHOMP CHOMP (see
    Verb Doubling).

CLOSE n. Abbreviation for "close  (or  right)  parenthesis,"
    used  when  necessary  to eliminate oral ambiguity.  See
    OPEN.

COKEBOTTLE  n.  Any  very  unusual  character.   MIT  people









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    complain about the "control-meta-cokebottle" commands at
    SAIL, and  SAIL  people  complain  about  the  "altmode-
    altmode-cokebottle" commands at MIT.

COM MODE (variant: COMM MODE)  [from  the  ITS  feature  for
    linking  two  or  more  terminals  together so that text
    typed on any is echoed on  all,  providing  a  means  of
    conversation  among  hackers] n. The state a terminal is
    in when linked to another in this way.  Com mode  has  a
    special  set of jargon words, used to save typing, which
    are not used orally:

    center; l lw(3.5i).  BCNU    Be seeing you.   BTW     By
    the  way ...  BYE?    T{ Are you ready to unlink?  (This
    is the standard way to end a com mode conversation;  the
    other person types BYE to confirm, or else continues the
    conversation.) T} CUL     See you later.   FOO?    T{  A
    greeting,  also  meaning  R  U THERE?  Often used in the
    case of unexpected links, meaning also "Sorry if I  but-
    ted   in"   (linker)   or  "What's  up?"  (linkee).   T}
    FYI     For your  information...   GA      T{  Go  ahead
    (used when two people have tried to type simultaneously;
    this  cedes  the  right  to  type  to  the  other).   T}
    HELLOP  T{  A  greeting,  also  meaning  R U THERE?  (An
    instance of the "-P"  convention.)  T}  MtFBWY  May  the
    Force  be  with  you.  (From Star Wars.) NIL     No (see
    the main entry for NIL).  OBTW    Oh, by the way ...   R
    U  THERE?      Are  you  there?   SEC     Wait  a second
    (sometimes written SEC...).  T       Yes (see  the  main
    entry for T).  TNX     Thanks.  TNX 1.0E6       Thanks a
    million (humorous).  <double CRLF>   T{ When the  typing
    party  has  finished, he types two CRLF's to signal that
    he is done; this leaves a blank line between  individual
    "speeches"  in the conversation, making it easier to re-
    read the preceding text.  T} <name>: T{  When  three  or
    more  terminals  are  linked, each speech is preceded by
    the typist's login name and a colon  (or  a  hyphen)  to
    indicate  who  is typing.  The login name often is shor-
    tened to a unique prefix (possibly a single letter) dur-
    ing a very long conversation.  T} /\/\/\  The equivalent
    of a giggle.

    At Stanford, where the link feature  is  implemented  by
    "talk loops," the term TALK MODE is used in place of COM
    MODE.  Most of the above "sub-jargon" is  used  at  both
    Stanford and MIT.

CONNECTOR CONSPIRACY [probably came into prominence with the
    appearance  of the KL-10, none of whose connectors match
    anything else] n. The tendency of manufacturers (or,  by
    extension, programmers or purveyors of anything) to come
    up with new products which don't fit together  with  the
    old  stuff,  thereby making you buy either all new stuff
    or expensive interface devices.









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CONS [from LISP] 1. v. To add a new element to a  list.   2.
    CONS  UP: v. To synthesize from smaller pieces: "to cons
    up an example."

CRASH 1. n. A sudden, usually drastic failure.   Most  often
    said  of  the system (q.v., definition #1), sometimes of
    magnetic disk drives.  "Three lusers lost their files in
    last night's disk crash." A disk crash which entails the
    read/write heads dropping onto the surface of the  disks
    and  scraping off the oxide may also be referred to as a
    "head crash." 2. v. To fail suddenly.  "Has  the  system
    just  crashed?"  Also  used transitively to indicate the
    cause of the crash (usually a person or  a  program,  or
    both).   "Those idiots playing spacewar crashed the sys-
    tem." Sometimes said of people.  See GRONK OUT.

CRETIN 1. n. Congenital loser (q.v.).   2.  CRETINOUS:  adj.
    See  BLETCHEROUS  and  BAGBITING.   Usage:  somewhat ad-
    hominem.

CRLF (cur'lif, sometimes crul'lif) n. A carriage return (CR)
    followed by a line feed (LF).  See TERPRI.

CROCK [probably from "layman" slang, which in  turn  may  be
    derived  from  "crock of shit"] n. An awkward feature or
    programming technique that ought  to  be  made  cleaner.
    Example:  Using  small integers to represent error codes
    without the program interpreting them to the user  is  a
    crock.   Also,  a  technique  that  works acceptably but
    which is quite prone to  failure  if  disturbed  in  the
    least, for example depending on the machine opcodes hav-
    ing particular bit patterns so that you can use instruc-
    tions  as  data  words too; a tightly woven, almost com-
    pletely unmodifiable structure.

CRUFTY [from "cruddy"] adj. 1. Poorly built, possibly overly
    complex.   "This  is  standard old crufty DEC software."
    Hence CRUFT, n. shoddy  construction.   Also  CRUFT,  v.
    [from  hand cruft, pun on hand craft] to write assembler
    code for something normally (and better) done by a  com-
    piler.   2.  Unpleasant,  especially to the touch, often
    with encrusted junk.  Like spilled coffee  smeared  with
    peanut  butter  and  catsup.  Hence CRUFT, n. disgusting
    mess.  3. Generally unpleasant.  CRUFTY or CRUFTIE n.  A
    small  crufty object (see FROB); often one which doesn't
    fit well into the scheme of things.   "A  LISP  property
    list  is  a  good  place  to  store crufties (or, random
    cruft)." [Note:  Does CRUFT have anything to do with the
    Cruft Lab at Harvard?  I don't know, though I was a Har-
    vard student. --GLS]

CRUNCH v. 1. To process, usually in a time-consuming or com-
    plicated way.  Connotes an essentially trivial operation
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    be due to the triviality being imbedded in a loop from 1
    to  1000000000.   "FORTRAN  programs  do  mostly  number
    crunching." 2. To reduce the size of a file by a compli-
    cated scheme that produces bit configurations completely
    unrelated  to  the  original  data, such as by a Huffman
    code.  (The file ends up looking like a  paper  document
    would if somebody crunched the paper into a wad.)  Since
    such compression usually takes  more  computations  than
    simpler  methods  such  as  counting repeated characters
    (such as spaces) the term is doubly appropriate.   (This
    meaning  is  usually  used  in  the  construction  "file
    crunch(ing)"   to   distinguish    it    from    "number
    crunch(ing).")  3. n. The character "#".  Usage: used at
    Xerox and CMU, among other places.  Other names for  "#"
    include  SHARP,  NUMBER,  HASH, PIG-PEN, POUND-SIGN, and
    MESH.  GLS adds: I recall reading somewhere that most of
    these  are  names for the # symbol IN CONTEXT.  The name
    for the sign itself is "octothorp."

CTY (city) n. The  terminal  physically  associated  with  a
    computer's operating console.

CUSPY [from the DEC acronym CUSP, for Commonly  Used  System
    Program,  i.e.,  a  utility program used by many people]
    (WPI) adj. 1. (of a program) Well-written.  2. Function-
    ally  excellent.   A  program  which  performs  well and
    interfaces well to users is cuspy.  See RUDE.

DAEMON (day'mun, dee'mun) [archaic form  of  "demon,"  which
    has slightly different connotations (q.v.)] n. A program
    which is not invoked explicitly, but which lies  dormant
    waiting  for  some  condition(s)  to occur.  The idea is
    that the perpetrator of the condition need not be  aware
    that  a  daemon  is lurking (though often a program will
    commit an action only because  it  knows  that  it  will
    implicitly  invoke  a  daemon).   For example, writing a
    file on the lpt  spooler's  directory  will  invoke  the
    spooling  daemon,  which prints the file.  The advantage
    is that programs which  want  (in  this  example)  files
    printed  need  not  compete for access to the lpt.  They
    simply enter their implicit requests and let the  daemon
    decide  what  to  do  with  them.   Daemons  are usually
    spawned automatically by the system, and may either live
    forever  or  be regenerated at intervals.  Usage: DAEMON
    and DEMON (q.v.) are  often  used  interchangeably,  but
    seem  to  have distinct connotations.  DAEMON was intro-
    duced to computing by CTSS  people  (who  pronounced  it
    dee'mon)  and  used  it to refer to what is now called a
    DRAGON or PHANTOM (q.v.).  The meaning and pronunciation
    have  drifted,  and  we  think  this  glossary  reflects
    current usage.

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DEADLOCK n. A situation wherein two or  more  processes  are
    unable to proceed because each is waiting for another to
    do something.  A common example is a program communicat-
    ing  to  a PTY or STY, which may find itself waiting for
    output from the PTY/STY before sending anything more  to
    it,  while  the  PTY/STY  is  similarly waiting for more
    input from the  controlling  program  before  outputting
    anything.  (This particular flavor of deadlock is called
    "starvation." Another common flavor  is  "constipation,"
    where each process is trying to send stuff to the other,
    but all buffers are full because nobody is reading  any-
    thing.)  See DEADLY EMBRACE.

DEADLY EMBRACE n. Same as DEADLOCK  (q.v.),  though  usually
    used  only  when  exactly  two  processes  are involved.
    DEADLY EMBRACE is  the  more  popular  term  in  Europe;
    DEADLOCK in the United States.

DEMENTED adj. Yet another term of disgust used to describe a
    program.   The connotation in this case is that the pro-
    gram works as designed, but  the  design  is  bad.   For
    example, a program that generates large numbers of mean-
    ingless error messages implying it is on  the  point  of
    imminent collapse.

DEMON (dee'mun) n. A  portion  of  a  program  that  is  not
    invoked  explicitly,  but which lies dormant waiting for
    some condition(s) to occur.  See DAEMON.   The  distinc-
    tion  is that demons are usually processes within a pro-
    gram, while daemons are usually programs running  on  an
    operating  system.  Demons are particularly common in AI
    programs.  For example, a knowledge manipulation program
    might  implement  inference rules as demons.  Whenever a
    new piece of knowledge was added, various  demons  would
    activate  (which  demons depends on the particular piece
    of data) and would create additional pieces of knowledge
    by applying their respective inference rules to the ori-
    ginal piece.  These new pieces could  in  turn  activate
    more  demons  as  the  inferences  filtered down through
    chains of logic.  Meanwhile the main program could  con-
    tinue with whatever its primary task was.

DIABLO (dee-ah'blow) [from the Diablo  printer]  1.  n.  Any
    letter-quality   printing  device.   2.  v.  To  produce
    letter-quality output from such a device.

DIDDLE v. To work with in a not particularly serious manner.
    "I  diddled  with  a copy of ADVENT so it didn't double-
    space all the time." "Let's diddle this  piece  of  code
    and  see  if the problem goes away." See TWEAK and TWID-
    DLE.

DIKE [from "diagonal cutters"] v. To remove a module or dis-
    able it.  "When in doubt, dike it out."









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DMP (dump) See BIN.

DO PROTOCOL [from network protocol programming] v.  To  per-
    form an interaction with somebody or something that fol-
    lows a clearly defined procedure.  For  example,  "Let's
    do protocol with the check" at a restaurant means to ask
    the waitress  for  the  check,  calculate  the  tip  and
    everybody's share, generate change as necessary, and pay
    the bill.

DOWN 1. adj. Not working.  "The up escalator  is  down."  2.
    TAKE  DOWN,  BRING  DOWN:  v. To deactivate, usually for
    repair work.  See UP.

DPB (duh-pib') [from the PDP-10 instruction set] v. To  plop
    something down in the middle.

DRAGON n. (MIT) A program  similar  to  a  "daemon"  (q.v.),
    except  that  it  is  not invoked at all, but is instead
    used by the system to perform various  secondary  tasks.
    A  typical example would be an accounting program, which
    keeps track of  who  is  logged  in,  accumulates  load-
    average  statistics, etc.  At MIT, all free TV's display
    a list of people logged in, where they are, what they're
    running,  etc. along with some random picture (such as a
    unicorn, Snoopy, or the Enterprise) which  is  generated
    by the "NAME DRAGON." See PHANTOM.

DWIM [Do What I Mean] 1. adj. Able to guess, sometimes  even
    correctly,  what  result was intended when provided with
    bogus input.  Often  suggested  in  jest  as  a  desired
    feature  for  a  complex  program.  A related term, more
    often seen as a verb, is DTRT (Do The Right Thing).   2.
    n.  The  INTERLISP  function that attempts to accomplish
    this feat by correcting many of the more common  errors.
    See HAIRY.

ENGLISH n. The source code for a program, which  may  be  in
    any  language,  as  opposed  to BINARY.  Usage: slightly
    obsolete, used mostly by old-time hackers, though recog-
    nizable  in  context.  At MIT, directory SYSENG is where
    the "English" for system programs is kept,  and  SYSBIN,
    the  binaries.   SAIL has many such directories, but the
    canonical one is [CSP,SYS].

EPSILON [from standard mathematical  notation  for  a  small
    quantity]  1.   n.  A  small quantity of anything.  "The
    cost is epsilon." 2. adj.  Very small, negligible;  less
    than  marginal  (q.v.).   "We  can  get this feature for
    epsilon cost." 3. WITHIN EPSILON OF: Close enough to  be
    indistinguishable for all practical purposes.

EXCH (ex'chuh, ekstch) [from the PDP-10 instruction set]  v.
    To exchange two things, each for the other.









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EXCL (eks'cul) n. Abbreviation for "exclamation point."  See
    BANG, SHRIEK, WOW.

EXE (ex'ee)  See BIN.

FAULTY adj. Same denotation as  "bagbiting,"  "bletcherous,"
    "losing," q.v., but the connotation is much milder.

FEATURE n. 1. A surprising property of a program.  Occasion-
    ally documented.  To call a property a feature sometimes
    means the author of the program  did  not  consider  the
    particular  case,  and  the program makes an unexpected,
    although not strictly speaking  an  incorrect  response.
    See  BUG.   "That's  not a bug, that's a feature!" A bug
    can be changed to a feature by  documenting  it.   2.  A
    well-known  and beloved property; a facility.  Sometimes
    features are planned, but are called crocks  by  others.
    An  approximately  correct spectrum (these terms are all
    used to describe programs or  portions  thereof,  except
    for the first two, which are included for completeness):
        CRASH  STOPPAGE  BUG  SCREW  LOSS  MISFEATURE  CROCK
        KLUGE  HACK  WIN  FEATURE  PERFECTION
    (The last is never actually attained.)

FEEP 1. n. The soft bell of a display terminal (except for a
    VT-52!);  a  beep.  2. v. To cause the display to make a
    feep sound.  TTY's do not have feeps.  Alternate  forms:
    BEEP,  BLEEP,  or  just about anything suitably onomato-
    poeic.  The term BREEDLE is  sometimes  heard  at  SAIL,
    where  the terminal bleepers are not particularly "soft"
    (they sound more like the musical equivalent of sticking
    out  one's  tongue).   The  "feeper" on a VT-52 has been
    compared to the sound  of  a  '52  Chevy  stripping  its
    gears.

FENCEPOST ERROR n. The discrete  equivalent  of  a  boundary
    condition.   Often  exhibited  in  programs by iterative
    loops.  From the following  problem:  "If  you  build  a
    fence  100 feet long with posts ten feet apart, how many
    posts do you need?" (Either 9 or 11 is a  better  answer
    than the obvious 10.)

FINE (WPI) adj. Good, but not good enough to be CUSPY.  [The
    word  FINE is used elsewhere, of course, but without the
    implicit comparison  to  the  higher  level  implied  by
    CUSPY.]

FLAG DAY [from a bit of Multics history involving  a  change
    in the ASCII character set originally scheduled for June
    14, 1966] n. A software change which is neither  forward
    nor backward compatible, and which is costly to make and
    costly to revert.  "Can we install that without  causing
    a flag day for all users?"










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FLAKEY adj. Subject to frequent lossages.  See LOSSAGE.

FLAME uninteresting subject or with  a  patently  ridiculous
    attitude.  FLAME ON: v. To continue to flame.  See RAVE.
    This punning reference to Marvel comics' Human Torch has
    been  lost  as recent usage completes the circle: "Flame
    on" now usually means "beginning of flame."

FLAP v.  To  unload  a  DECtape  (so  it  goes  flap,  flap,
    flap...).   Old hackers at MIT tell of the days when the
    disk was device 0  and  microtapes  were  1,  2,...  and
    attempting  to flap device 0 would instead start a motor
    banging inside a cabinet near the disk!

FLAVOR n. 1. Variety, type, kind.  "DDT commands come in two
    flavors."  See  VANILLA.   2.  The  attribute of causing
    something to  be  FLAVORFUL.   "This  convention  yields
    additional  flavor  by  allowing  one to... ." 3. On the
    LispMachine,  an  object-oriented   programming   system
    ("flavors"); each class of object is a flavor.

FLAVORFUL adj. Aesthetically pleasing.  See RANDOM and  LOS-
    ING for antonyms.  See also the entry for TASTE.

FLUSH v. 1. To delete something, usually superfluous.   "All
    that  nonsense has been flushed." Standard ITS terminol-
    ogy for aborting an output operation.  2.  To  leave  at
    the  end  of  a  day's work (as opposed to leaving for a
    meal).  "I'm going to flush now." "Time to flush." 3. To
    exclude someone from an activity.

FOO 1. [from Yiddish  "feh"  or  the  Anglo-Saxon  "fooey!"]
    interj.  Term  of  disgust.   2.  [from FUBAR (Fucked Up
    Beyond  All  Recognition),  from  WWII,  often  seen  as
    FOOBAR]  Name used for temporary programs, or samples of
    three-letter names.  Other similar words  are  BAR,  BAZ
    (Stanford  corruption  of  BAR),  and rarely RAG.  These
    have been used in Pogo as well.  3. Used very  generally
    as a sample name for absolutely anything.  The old "Smo-
    key Stover" comic strips often included the word FOO, in
    particular  on  license  plates  of cars.  MOBY FOO: See
    MOBY.

FRIED adj. 1. Non-working due  to  hardware  failure;  burnt
    out.   2.  Of  people,  exhausted.  Said particularly of
    those who continue to work in such a state.  Often  used
    as  an  explanation  or  excuse.  "Yeah, I know that fix
    destroyed the file system, but I was fried when I put it
    in."

FROB 1. n. (MIT)  The  official  Tech  Model  Railroad  Club
    definition  is  "FROB = protruding arm or trunnion," and
    by metaphoric extension any somewhat small  thing.   See
    FROBNITZ.  2. v. Abbreviated form of FROBNICATE.









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FROBNICATE v. To manipulate or adjust,  to  tweak.   Derived
    from  FROBNITZ  (q.v.).   Usually  abbreviated  to FROB.
    Thus one has the saying "to frob a frob." See TWEAK  and
    TWIDDLE.  Usage: FROB, TWIDDLE, and TWEAK sometimes con-
    note points along a continuum.   FROB  connotes  aimless
    manipulation; TWIDDLE connotes gross manipulation, often
    a coarse search for a  proper  setting;  TWEAK  connotes
    fine-tuning.   If someone is turning a knob on an oscil-
    loscope, then if he's carefully adjusting it he is prob-
    ably  tweaking  it; if he is just turning it but looking
    at the screen he is probably twiddling it; but  if  he's
    just  doing it because turning a knob is fun, he's frob-
    bing it.

FROBNITZ, pl. FROBNITZEM (frob'nitsm) n. An unspecified phy-
    sical object, a widget.  Also refers to electronic black
    boxes.  This rare form is usually abbreviated to  FROTZ,
    or  more commonly to FROB.  Also used are FROBNULE, FRO-
    BULE, and FROBNODULE.  Starting perhaps in 1979, FROBBOZ
    (fruh-bahz'), pl. FROBBOTZIM, has also become very popu-
    lar, largely due  to  its  exposure  via  the  Adventure
    spin-off  called  Zork  (Dungeon).   These  can  also be
    applied to non-physical objects,  such  as  data  struc-
    tures.

FROG (variant: PHROG) 1. interj. Term of disgust (we seem to
    have  a  lot of them).  2. Used as a name for just about
    anything.  See FOO.  3. n. Of things, a crock.  Of  peo-
    ple,  somewhere  inbetween a turkey and a toad.  4. Jake
    Brown (FRG@SAIL).  5. FROGGY: adj. Similar to  BAGBITING
    (q.v.), but milder.  "This froggy program is taking for-
    ever to run!"

FROTZ 1. n. See FROBNITZ.  2. MUMBLE FROTZ: An  interjection
    of very mild disgust.

FRY v. 1.  To  fail.   Said  especially  of  smoke-producing
    hardware  failures.   2.  More generally, to become non-
    working.   Usage:  never  said  of  software,  only   of
    hardware and humans.  See FRIED.

FTP (spelled out, NOT pronounced "fittip") 1.  n.  The  File
    Transfer Protocol for transmitting files between systems
    on the ARPAnet.  2.  v. To transfer  a  file  using  the
    File  Transfer Program.  "Lemme get this copy of Wuther-
    ing Heights FTP'd from SAIL."

FUDGE 1. v. To  perform  in  an  incomplete  but  marginally
    acceptable way, particularly with respect to the writing
    of a program.  "I didn't feel like  going  through  that
    pain and suffering, so I fudged it." 2. n. The resulting
    code.

FUDGE FACTOR n. A value or parameter that is varied in an ad









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    hoc  way  to  produce  the  desired  result.   The terms
    "tolerance" and "slop" are also used, though these  usu-
    ally indicate a one-sided leeway, such as a buffer which
    is made larger than necessary  because  one  isn't  sure
    exactly  how  large  it needs to be, and it is better to
    waste a little space than to  lose  completely  for  not
    having  enough.   A fudge factor, on the other hand, can
    often be tweaked in more than one direction.  An example
    might  be  the  coefficients  of  an equation, where the
    coefficients are varied in an attempt to make the  equa-
    tion fit certain criteria.

GABRIEL [for Dick Gabriel, SAIL volleyball  fanatic]  n.  An
    unnecessary  (in  the  opinion of the opponent) stalling
    tactic, e.g., tying one's shoelaces or hair  repeatedly,
    asking  the time, etc.  Also used to refer to the perpe-
    trator of such  tactics.   Also,  "pulling  a  Gabriel,"
    "Gabriel mode."

GARBAGE COLLECT v., GARBAGE COLLECTION n. See GC.

GARPLY n. (Stanford) Another meta-word  popular  among  SAIL
    hackers.

GAS [as in "gas chamber"] interj. 1. A term of  disgust  and
    hatred,  implying  that  gas should be dispensed in gen-
    erous quantities, thereby exterminating  the  source  of
    irritation.  "Some loser just reloaded the system for no
    reason!  Gas!" 2. A  term  suggesting  that  someone  or
    something  ought  to  be  flushed  out  of  mercy.  "The
    system's wedging every few minutes.  Gas!" 3.  v.  FLUSH
    (q.v.).   "You  should gas that old crufty software." 4.
    GASEOUS adj. Deserving of  being  gassed.   Usage:  pri-
    marily used by Geoff Goodfellow at SRI, but spreading.

GC [from LISP terminology] 1. v. To clean up and throw  away
    useless  things.   "I  think  I'll GC the top of my desk
    today." 2. To recycle, reclaim, or put to  another  use.
    3.  To  forget.   The  implication is often that one has
    done so deliberately.  4. n. An instantiation of the  GC
    process.

GEDANKEN [from Einstein's term "gedanken-experimenten," such
    as  the  standard  proof that E=mc^2] adj. An AI project
    which is written up in grand detail without  ever  being
    implemented to any great extent.  Usually perpetrated by
    people who aren't very good hackers or find  programming
    distasteful  or  are just in a hurry.  A gedanken thesis
    is usually marked by an obvious lack of intuition  about
    what is programmable and what is not and about what does
    and does not  constitute  a  clear  specification  of  a
    program-related concept such as an algorithm.

GLASS TTY n. A terminal  which  has  a  display  screen  but









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    which,  because  of  hardware  or  software limitations,
    behaves like a teletype or other printing terminal.   An
    example  is the ADM-3 (without cursor control).  A glass
    tty can't do neat display hacks, and you can't save  the
    output either.

GLITCH [from the Yiddish "glitshen," to slide] 1. n. A  sud-
    den interruption in electric service, sanity, or program
    function.  Sometimes recoverable.  2.  v.  To  commit  a
    glitch.   See  GRITCH.   3.  v.  (Stanford)  To scroll a
    display screen.

GLORK 1. interj. Term of mild surprise, usually tinged  with
    outrage, as when one attempts to save the results of two
    hours of editing and finds  that  the  system  has  just
    crashed.   2.  Used  as  a name for just about anything.
    See FOO.  3. v. Similar to GLITCH  (q.v.),  but  usually
    used reflexively.  "My program just glorked itself."

GOBBLE v. To consume or to obtain.  GOBBLE UP tends to imply
    "consume,"  while  GOBBLE  DOWN tends to imply "obtain."
    "The output spy gobbles characters out of a  TTY  output
    buffer."  "I  guess I'll gobble down a copy of the docu-
    mentation tomorrow." See SNARF.

GORP (CMU) [perhaps from the generic term for dried  hiker's
    food,  stemming  from  the acronym "Good Old Raisins and
    Peanuts"] Another metasyntactic variable, like  FOO  and
    BAR.

GRIND v. 1. (primarily MIT) To format code, especially  LISP
    code,  by  indenting  lines  so  that  it  looks pretty.
    Hence, PRETTY PRINT, the generic term  for  such  opera-
    tions.   2.  To  run  seemingly interminably, performing
    some tedious and inherently useless  task.   Similar  to
    CRUNCH.

GRITCH 1. n. A complaint (often caused by a GLITCH  (q.v.)).
    2. v. To complain.  Often verb-doubled: "Gritch gritch."
    3. Glitch.

GROK [from the novel _S_t_r_a_n_g_e_r _i_n _a _S_t_r_a_n_g_e _L_a_n_d,  by  Robert
    Heinlein, where it is a Martian word meaning roughly "to
    be one with"] v. To  understand,  usually  in  a  global
    sense.

GRONK [popularized by the cartoon  strip  "B.C."  by  Johnny
    Hart,  but  the  word apparently predates that] v. 1. To
    clear the state of a wedged device and restart it.  More
    severe  than "to frob" (q.v.).  2. To break.  "The tele-
    type scanner was gronked, so we took the  system  down."
    3.  GRONKED:  adj.  Of  people, the condition of feeling
    very tired or sick.  4. GRONK OUT: v. To cease function-
    ing.   Of  people, to go home and go to sleep.  "I guess









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    I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow."

GROVEL v. To work interminably  and  without  apparent  pro-
    gress.   Often used with "over." "The compiler grovelled
    over my code." Compare GRIND and CRUNCH.  Emphatic form:
    GROVEL OBSCENELY.

GRUNGY adj. Incredibly dirty or grubby.  Anything which  has
    been  washed  within the last year is not really grungy.
    Also used metaphorically;  hence  some  programs  (espe-
    cially crocks) can be described as grungy.

GUBBISH [a portmanteau of "garbage" and "rubbish?"] n.  Gar-
    bage; crap; nonsense.  "What is all this gubbish?"

GUN [from the GUN command on ITS] v. To forcibly terminate a
    program or job (computer, not career).  "Some idiot left
    a background process running soaking up half the cycles,
    so I gunned it."

HACK n. 1. Originally a quick  job  that  produces  what  is
    needed,  but  not  well.  2. The result of that job.  3.
    NEAT HACK: A clever technique.  Also, a brilliant  prac-
    tical  joke,  where  neatness is correlated with clever-
    ness, harmlessness, and surprise  value.   Example:  the
    Caltech  Rose  Bowl  card display switch circa 1961.  4.
    REAL HACK: A crock (occasionally affectionate).   v.  5.
    With  "together," to throw something together so it will
    work.  6. To bear emotionally or physically.   "I  can't
    hack  this  heat!" 7.  To work on something (typically a
    program).  In specific sense: "What are you doing?" "I'm
    hacking  TECO." In general sense: "What do you do around
    here?" "I hack TECO." (The former is time-immediate, the
    latter  time-extended.)   More  generally, "I hack x" is
    roughly equivalent to "x is my bag." "I hack solid-state
    physics."  8.  To pull a prank on.  See definition 3 and
    HACKER (def #6).  9. v.i. To waste time (as  opposed  to
    TOOL).  "Whatcha up to?" "Oh, just hacking." 10. HACK UP
    (ON): To hack, but generally implies that the result  is
    meanings  1-2.   11. HACK VALUE: Term used as the reason
    or motivation for expending effort  toward  a  seemingly
    useless goal, the point being that the accomplished goal
    is a hack.  For example, MacLISP has code  to  read  and
    print  roman  numerals,  which  was installed purely for
    hack value.  HAPPY HACKING: A farewell.  HOW'S HACKING?:
    A  friendly  greeting among hackers.  HACK HACK: A some-
    what pointless but friendly comment,  often  used  as  a
    temporary  farewell.  [The word HACK doesn't really have
    69 different meanings.  In fact, HACK has only one mean-
    ing,  an  extremely subtle and profound one which defies
    articulation.  Which connotation a given HACK-token  has
    depends  in  similarly  profound  ways  on  the context.
    Similar comments apply to a couple other  hacker  jargon
    items, most notably RANDOM. --Agre]









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HACKER [originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe]
    n.  1.  A person who enjoys learning the details of pro-
    gramming systems and how to stretch their  capabilities,
    as  opposed  to  most users who prefer to learn only the
    minimum necessary.  2.  One  who  programs  enthusiasti-
    cally, or who enjoys programming rather than just theor-
    izing about programming.  3. A person capable of  appre-
    ciating  hack  value (q.v.).  4. A person who is good at
    programming quickly.  Not everything a  hacker  produces
    is a hack.  5. An expert at a particular program, or one
    who frequently does work using it or on it; example:  "A
    SAIL  hacker."  (Definitions  1 to 5 are correlated, and
    people who fit  them  congregate.)  6.  A  malicious  or
    inquisitive meddler who tries to discover information by
    poking  around.   Hence  "password   hacker,"   "network
    hacker."

HACKISH adj. Being or involving a hack.  HACKISHNESS n.

HAIR  n.  The  complications  which  make  something  hairy.
    "Decoding  TECO  commands  requires  a certain amount of
    hair." Often seen in the  phrase  INFINITE  HAIR,  which
    connotes extreme complexity.

HAIRY adj.  1.  Overly  complicated.   "DWIM  is  incredibly
    hairy."   2.   Incomprehensible.   "DWIM  is  incredibly
    hairy." 3. Of people, high-powered, authoritative, rare,
    expert, and/or incomprehensible.  Hard to explain except
    in context: "He knows this hairy lawyer who says there's
    nothing to worry about."

HAKMEM n. MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972).  A collection  of
    neat  mathematical  and programming hacks contributed by
    many people at MIT and elsewhere.

HANDWAVE 1. v. To gloss over a complex point; to distract  a
    listener;  to  support a (possibly actually valid) point
    with blatantly faulty logic.  2. n. The act of  handwav-
    ing.   "Boy,  what  a handwave!" The use of this word is
    often accompanied by gestures: both hands up, palms for-
    ward, swinging the hands in a vertical plane pivoting at
    the elbows and/or shoulders (depending on the  magnitude
    of  the  handwave);  alternatively, holding the forearms
    still while rotating the hands at the wrist to make them
    flutter.   In context, the gestures alone can suffice as
    a remark.

HARDWARILY adv. In a way pertaining to hardware.  "The  sys-
    tem  is hardwarily unreliable." The adjective "hardwary"
    is NOT used.  See SOFTWARILY.

HELLO WALL See WALL.

HIRSUTE Occasionally used humorously as a synonym for HAIRY.









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HOOK n. An extraneous piece of software or hardware included
    in  order  to simplify later additions or debug options.
    For instance, a program might execute a location that is
    normally a JFCL, but by changing the JFCL to a PUSHJ one
    can insert a debugging routine at that point.

HUMONGOUS, HUMUNGOUS See HUNGUS.

HUNGUS  (hung'ghis)  [perhaps  related  to   current   slang
    "humongous;"   which  one  came  first  (if  either)  is
    unclear] adj.  Large,  unwieldy,  usually  unmanageable.
    "TCP  is  a hungus piece of code." "This is a hungus set
    of modifications."

IMPCOM See TELNET.

INFINITE adj. Consisting  of  a  large  number  of  objects;
    extreme.   Used  very  loosely as in: "This program pro-
    duces infinite garbage."

IRP (erp) [from the MIDAS pseudo-op which generates a  block
    of  code  repeatedly, substituting in various places the
    car and/or cdr of the list(s) supplied at the IRP] v. To
    perform  a  series of tasks repeatedly with a minor sub-
    stitution each time through.  "I  guess  I'll  IRP  over
    these  homework  papers  so  I can give them some random
    grade for this semester."

JFCL (djif'kl or dja-fik'l) [based on the PDP-10 instruction
    that  acts  as a fast no-op] v. To cancel or annul some-
    thing.  "Why don't you  jfcl  that  out?"  [The  license
    plate on Geoff Goodfellow's BMW is JFCL.]

JIFFY n. 1. Interval of CPU time, commonly 1/60 second or  1
    millisecond.   2.  Indeterminate time from a few seconds
    to forever.  "I'll do it in a jiffy" means certainly not
    now and possibly never.

JOCK n. Programmer who is characterized by large  and  some-
    what  brute  force  programs.   The term is particularly
    well-suited for systems programmers.

J. RANDOM See RANDOM.

JRST (jerst) [based on the PDP-10 jump  instruction]  v.  To
    suddenly change subjects.  Usage: rather rare.  "Jack be
    nimble, Jack be quick; Jack jrst over the candle stick."

JSYS (jay'sis), pl. JSI (jay'sigh) [Jump to SYStem] See UUO.

KLUGE (kloodj) alt. KLUDGE [from the German "kluge," clever]
    n.  1.  A  Rube Goldberg device in hardware or software.
    2. A clever programming trick intended to solve  a  par-
    ticular  nasty  case  in  an  efficient,  if  not clear,









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    manner.  Often used to repair  bugs.   Often  verges  on
    being  a  crock.   3. Something that works for the wrong
    reason.  4. v. To insert a kluge into a program.   "I've
    kluged  this  routine  to get around that weird bug, but
    there's probably a better way." Also KLUGE UP.  5. KLUGE
    AROUND:  To  avoid  by  inserting  a  kluge.  6. (WPI) A
    feature which is implemented in a RUDE manner.

LDB (lid'dib)  [from  the  PDP-10  instruction  set]  v.  To
    extract from the middle.

LIFE n. A cellular-automaton game invented  by  John  Horton
    Conway,  and first introduced publicly by Martin Gardner
    (Scientific American, October 1970).

LINE FEED (standard ASCII terminology) 1.  v.  To  feed  the
    paper  through a terminal by one line (in order to print
    on the next line).  2. n. The  "character"  that  causes
    the terminal to perform this action.

LINE STARVE (MIT) Inverse of LINE FEED.

LOGICAL [from the technical term "logical device," wherein a
    physical  device  is  referred  to by an arbitrary name]
    adj.  Understood  to  have  a  meaning  not  necessarily
    corresponding  to  reality.   E.g.,  if a person who has
    long held a certain post (e.g.,  Les  Earnest  at  SAIL)
    left and was replaced, the replacement would for a while
    be known as the "logical Les Earnest." The word  VIRTUAL
    is  also  used.   At  SAIL, "logical" compass directions
    denote a coordinate system in which "logical  north"  is
    toward  San  Francisco,  "logical  west"  is  toward the
    ocean, etc., even though logical  north  varies  between
    physical (true) north near SF and physical west near San
    Jose.  (The best rule of thumb here is  that  El  Camino
    Real by definition always runs logical north-and-south.)

LOSE [from MIT jargon] v. 1. To fail.  A program loses  when
    it encounters an exceptional condition.  2. To be excep-
    tionally unaesthetic.  3. Of people, to be obnoxious  or
    unusually  stupid  (as opposed to ignorant).  4. DESERVE
    TO LOSE: v. Said of someone who willfully does the wrong
    thing;  humorously,  if  one  uses a feature known to be
    marginal.  What is meant is that one deserves the conse-
    quences of one's losing actions.  "Boy, anyone who tries
    to use MULTICS deserves to lose!" LOSE LOSE: a reply  or
    comment on a situation.

LOSER n. An unexpectedly bad situation, program, programmer,
    or person.  Especially "real loser."

LOSS n. Something which loses.  WHAT A (MOBY) LOSS!:  inter-
    jection.










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LOSSAGE n. The result of a bug or malfunction.

LPT (lip'it) n. Line printer, of course.

LUSER See USER.

MACROTAPE n. An industry standard reel of tape,  as  opposed
    to a MICROTAPE.

MAGIC adj. 1. As yet  unexplained,  or  too  complicated  to
    explain.   (Arthur  C.  Clarke  once said that magic was
    as-yet-not-understood science.)  "TTY  echoing  is  con-
    trolled  by a large number of magic bits." "This routine
    magically computes the parity of an  eight-bit  byte  in
    three  instructions."  2.  (Stanford) A feature not gen-
    erally  publicized  which  allows  something   otherwise
    impossible,  or  a feature formerly in that category but
    now unveiled.   Example:  The  keyboard  commands  which
    override the screen-hiding features.

MARGINAL adj. 1. Extremely small.  "A marginal  increase  in
    core can decrease GC time drastically." See EPSILON.  2.
    Of extremely small merit.  "This  proposed  new  feature
    seems rather marginal to me." 3. Of extremely small pro-
    bability of winning.  "The power supply was rather  mar-
    ginal  anyway; no wonder it crapped out." 4. MARGINALLY:
    adv. Slightly.   "The  ravs  here  are  only  marginally
    better than at Small Eating Place."

MICROTAPE n. Occasionally used to mean a DECtape, as opposed
    to  a MACROTAPE.  This was the official DEC term for the
    stuff until someone consed up the word "DECtape."

MISFEATURE n. A feature  which  eventually  screws  someone,
    possibly  because it is not adequate for a new situation
    which has evolved.  It is not the same as a bug  because
    fixing  it  involves a gross philosophical change to the
    structure  of  the  system  involved.   Often  a  former
    feature becomes a misfeature because a tradeoff was made
    whose parameters subsequently changed (possibly only  in
    the  judgment  of  the implementors).  "Well, yeah, it's
    kind of a misfeature that file names are limited to  six
    characters, but we're stuck with it for now."

MOBY [seems to have been in use among  model  railroad  fans
    years  ago.   Entered  the world of AI with the Fabritek
    256K moby memory of  MIT-AI.   Derived  from  Melville's
    _M_o_b_y _D_i_c_k (some say from "Moby Pickle").] 1. adj. Large,
    immense, or complex.  "A moby frob." 2. n.  The  maximum
    address  space of a machine, hence 3. n. 256K words, the
    size of a PDP-10 moby.  (The maximum address space means
    the  maximum  normally  addressable space, as opposed to
    the amount of physical memory a machine can have.   Thus
    the  MIT  PDP-10s each have two mobies, usually referred









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    to  as  the  "low  moby"  (0-777777)  and  "high   moby"
    (1000000-1777777),  or  as "moby 0" and "moby 1." MIT-AI
    has four mobies of address space: moby 2  is  the  PDP-6
    memory, and moby 3 the PDP-11 interface.)  In this sense
    "moby" is often used as a generic unit of either address
    space  (18. bits' worth) or of memory (about a megabyte,
    or 9/8 megabyte (if one accounts for difference  between
    32-  and  36-bit  words),  or 5/4 megacharacters).  4. A
    title of address (never of third-person reference), usu-
    ally  used to show admiration, respect, and/or friendli-
    ness to a competent hacker.  "So, moby Knight, how's the
    CONS  machine  doing?" 5. adj. In backgammon, doubles on
    the dice, as in "moby sixes," "moby  ones,"  etc.   MOBY
    FOO, MOBY WIN, MOBY LOSS: standard emphatic forms.  FOBY
    MOO: a spoonerism due to Greenblatt.

MODE n. A general state,  usually  used  with  an  adjective
    describing  the  state.  "No time to hack; I'm in thesis
    mode." Usage: in its jargon sense, MODE  is  most  often
    said  of  people, though it is sometimes applied to pro-
    grams and inanimate objects.  "If you're  on  a  TTY,  E
    will switch to non-display mode." In particular, see DAY
    MODE, NIGHT MODE, and YOYO MODE;  also  COM  MODE,  TALK
    MODE, and GABRIEL MODE.

MODULO prep. Except for.  From mathematical terminology: one
    can consider saying that 4=22 "except for the 9's" (4=22
    mod 9).  "Well, LISP seems to work okay now, modulo that
    GC bug."

MOON n. 1. A celestial object whose phase is very  important
    to  hackers.   See  PHASE  OF  THE  MOON.   2. Dave Moon
    (MOON@MC).

MUMBLAGE n. The topic of one's mumbling (see MUMBLE).   "All
    that  mumblage" is used like "all that stuff" when it is
    not quite clear what it is or how it works, or like "all
    that  crap"  when  "mumble" is being used as an implicit
    replacement for obscenities.

MUMBLE interj. 1. Said when the correct response  is  either
    too  complicated  to  enunciate  or  the speaker has not
    thought it out.  Often  prefaces  a  longer  answer,  or
    indicates  a  general  reluctance to get into a big long
    discussion.  "Well, mumble." 2.  Sometimes  used  as  an
    expression of disagreement.  "I think we should buy it."
    "Mumble!" Common variant: MUMBLE FROTZ.  3. Yet  another
    metasyntactic variable, like FOO.

MUNCH (often confused with "mung,"  q.v.)  v.  To  transform
    information  in  a serial fashion, often requiring large
    amounts of computation.  To trace down a data structure.
    Related to CRUNCH (q.v.), but connotes less pain.










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MUNCHING SQUARES n. A display hack dating back to the PDP-1,
    which  employs  a trivial computation (involving XOR'ing
    of x-y display coordinates - see HAKMEM  items  146-148)
    to produce an impressive display of moving, growing, and
    shrinking squares.  The hack  usually  has  a  parameter
    (usually  taken  from  toggle switches) which when well-
    chosen can produce  amazing  effects.   Some  of  these,
    discovered  recently  on  the  LISP  machine,  have been
    christened MUNCHING TRIANGLES, MUNCHING W'S, and  MUNCH-
    ING MAZES.

MUNG (variant: MUNGE) [recursive acronym for Mung  Until  No
    Good]  v.  1.   To  make changes to a file, often large-
    scale, usually  irrevocable.   Occasionally  accidental.
    See BLT.  2. To destroy, usually accidentally, occasion-
    ally maliciously.  The system only  mungs  things  mali-
    ciously.

N adj. 1. Some large and indeterminate  number  of  objects;
    "There were N bugs in that crock!" Also used in its ori-
    ginal sense of a variable name.  2. An arbitrarily large
    (and  perhaps  infinite)  number.   3.  A variable whose
    value is specified by the current context.   "We'd  like
    to order N wonton soups and a family dinner for N-1." 4.
    NTH: adj. The ordinal counterpart of N.   "Now  for  the
    Nth  and  last  time... ." In the specific context "Nth-
    year grad student," N is  generally  assumed  to  be  at
    least 4, and is usually 5 or more.  See also 69.

NIGHT MODE See PHASE (of people).

NIL [from LISP terminology for "false"] No.  Usage: used  in
    reply  to  a  question, particularly one asked using the
    "-P" convention.  See T.

OBSCURE adj. Used in an exaggeration of its normal  meaning,
    to imply a total lack of comprehensibility.  "The reason
    for that last crash is obscure." "FIND's command  syntax
    is obscure." MODERATELY OBSCURE implies that it could be
    figured out but probably isn't worth the trouble.

OPEN n. Abbreviation for "open (or left) parenthesis,"  used
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