kent@xanth.cs.odu.edu (Kent Paul Dolan) (07/02/88)
In article <4674@gryphon.CTS.COM> richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton) writes: >In article <4611@zodiac.UUCP> cbunjiov@ads.com (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes: >> >>Gadzooks. First, I'm accused of being a K-word clone, then I'm >>accused of being a feminist (a hangin' offense where I come from, >>pardner) and now I'm accused of wanting to hang around. <shudder-> >>Surely you jest. I'm just killing time, waiting for the next yummy >>slug recipe. Then I'll be off. > >Look bitch; > >You're not the slightest bit amusing, you have nothing to say of any merit >(or Merrit, for that matter); and your sucking up to the wrong end of a >bus exhaust has got all of us disgusted. Now why dont you 1) Unsubscribe, >2) Leave the net, TONIGHT, 3) kill yourself, preferably in that order. Then >you will have all the time you need to sit in a corner and colour colouring >books like the silly little cunt that you are. > >Have a nice death, > >Mr. Nettiquette > > >-- > If you were to flatten out Wales, it would be bigger than England. >richard@gryphon.CTS.COM {backbone}!gryphon!richard Has anyone besides me noticed that Richard's toilet training failed to take, and that he is busily turning himself into an object of derision and pity all over the net? I deeply regret any moments in which I might have treated him as a worthwhile human being, and promise not to repeat such errors in the future. Now that I have bought my very own Postscript Language Reference Manual against which to check his more ridiculous claims, it can be revealed that he is also a large bag of hot air that knows exactly nothing about computer graphics, and wastes lots of other people's time pretending the opposite. He also gives bad and misleading advice about maintaining aquaria, and wouldn't know a well designed font if he were reading it set in 40 point type. Perhaps more important, the above posting is quite typical of his treatment of posters in newsgroups all over the net. If I were managing gryphon, and exposed to legal culpability as a knowing contributor to these libels and character assassinations, possibly at the cost of my business in legal fees and damage awards, I would long ago have pulled his USENet account and fired him as a dangerous fool. But what do I know? I'm merely literate, the son of an English teacher and semanticist, and aware of legal issues, raised for nine years by an eminent lawyer, why should I have the right to criticize those who are neither literate nor temperate? Kent, the man from xanth.
ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) (07/04/88)
In article <5719@xanth.cs.odu.edu> kent@cs.odu.edu (Kent Paul Dolan) writes: >In article <4674@gryphon.CTS.COM> richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton) writes: >>In article <4611@zodiac.UUCP> cbunjiov@ads.com (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes: >>>I'm just killing time, waiting for the next yummy >>>slug recipe. Then I'll be off. >> >>Look [expletive deleted]; >> >>You're not the slightest bit amusing, you have nothing to say of any merit >>(or Merrit, for that matter); and your sucking up to the wrong end of a >>bus exhaust has got all of us disgusted. Now why dont you 1) Unsubscribe, >>2) Leave the net, TONIGHT, 3) kill yourself, preferably in that order. Then >>you will have all the time you need to sit in a corner and colour colouring >>books like the silly little [expletive deleted] that you are. >> > >Has anyone besides me noticed that Richard's toilet training failed to >take, and that he is busily turning himself into an object of derision and >pity all over the net? I deeply regret any moments in which I might have >treated him as a worthwhile human being, and promise not to repeat such >errors in the future. [ ... ] ^ ^ ^ An exceprt from Carl French's latest film. ^ ^ ^ "Carl, we're all a bit mystified by your claim that your latest film stars Marylin Monroe." "It does, yes." "Who died over twenty years ago." "That's correct." "Are you lying?" "...No, no. It's just that she's very much in the public eye at the moment." "Does she have a big part?" "She *is* the star of the film." "...And dead." ".......Well, we dug her up and gave her a screen test -- a mere formality in her case... uh.." "Can she still act?" "....Well, she still that this enormous, a kind of indefineable.... uh..... No." "Was decomposition a problem?" "We did have to put her in the fridge between takes." "What sorts of things does she do in the film?" "Well, we've got her lying on beds, lying on the floor, falling out of cupboards, scaring the children...." "But surely Miss Monroe was cremated." "...... Well, we had to use a stand-in for some of the more *visible* shots." "Ah! Another actress." "*Dead* actress, but Monroe was in shot the whole time." "How?" "...Well, in the fire grate, in the ashtray, in the vacuum cleaner..." "So Marylin does not appear in the film." "Not as such....." _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Leo L. Schwab -- The Guy in The Cape INET: well!ewhac@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU \_ -_ Recumbent Bikes: UUCP: pacbell > !{well,unicom}!ewhac O----^o The Only Way To Fly. hplabs / (pronounced "AE-wack") "Hmm, you're right. Air is made up of suspended meat loaf." -- Josh Siegel
oleg@gryphon.CTS.COM (Oleg Kiselev) (07/05/88)
In article <5719@xanth.cs.odu.edu> kent@cs.odu.edu (Kent Paul Dolan) writes: >Has anyone besides me noticed that Richard's toilet training failed to >take, and that he is busily turning himself into an object of derision and >pity all over the net? Nope. We all HAVE noticed that K*nt Paul Dolan, a man who does nothing in his life, but post to the NET and bitch, has managed to spill his bile of aposting into a number of groups that would have preferred he were used for target practice back in his uniformed days. >If I were managing gryphon, and >exposed to legal culpability as a knowing contributor to these libels and >character assassinations, possibly at the cost of my business in legal fees >and damage awards, I would long ago have pulled his USENet account and >fired him as a dangerous fool. If any of us, Gryphon users, were managing xanth we would have killed K*nt's account long time ago and had put him back into a psychiatric institution where he belongs, safely chained and padlocked. >But what do I know? I'm merely literate, the son of an English teacher and >semanticist, and aware of legal issues, raised for nine years by an eminent >lawyer, why should I have the right to criticize those who are neither >literate nor temperate? Oh, RIGHT! That's from the same shit who has recently graced alt.config with a number of vile, demented, filth-choked flames. Sly, ain't he? If there is a point I would like to drive home, preferably through K*nt skull, it's that K*nt Paul Dolan, a self-advertised mentally unwell, unbalanced individual who does nothing all day but sit at home and flame, seems to be utterly unable to get it into his shrivelled up brain that he can't flame and verbally abuse a number of people one day and complain to the whole NET about a single flame the next. -- Oleg Kiselev ARPA:{lcc|bilbo|frodo}.oleg@seas.ucla.edu (213)452-2435x354 USENET: oleg@gryphon.cts.com UUCP:...!{trwrb|ucla-cs}!lcc!oleg old adress: oleg@quad1.quad.com (still forwarded) DISCLAIMER: I speak for myself only.
rissa@gryphon.CTS.COM (Patricia O Tuama) (07/05/88)
In article <5719@xanth.cs.odu.edu> k*nt@cs.edo.edu (K*nt Paul Dolan) writes: >But what do I know? I'm merely literate, the son of an English teacher and >semanticist, and aware of legal issues, raised for nine years by an eminent >lawyer, why should I have the right to criticize those who are neither >literate nor temperate? Wow, nine whole years with Dad-the-Attorney. I'm impressed. But I must tell you, dear, that I was raised for 18 years by a preeminent psychiatrist. If you would like to get your com- mitment papers together, I'll be happy to sign them for you. Quick, somebody, get me a script pad, I'll even write out a few Rx's for free. . Patricia O Tuama, MD, PhD, MSW President of the UN General Counsel Empress of the Universe and close personal friend of Alfred Adler