BIFF@EVERYWHERE.UUCP (THE BIFFMAN COMETH) (05/31/90)
HIYA D00DS!! ICUZ MY BBROTHER <--BIG BROTHER, NEET HUH? WUZ BBSITTING ME AND MY MOM WULD KILL HIM IF ANYTING HAPENED TO ME. THEES SHUR R NIFTY BBOARDS!! IZ ANYWON MODURATING THEM?? I CAN DO IT D00DS!! I PROVED MY BABAILITY BY MODURATING NEWS.GROUPS. SO FROM NOW ON IC0WABUNGA!! ------ BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU BIFF@BIT.NET.GATE.WAY.MAN.WOMAN.BIRTH.DEATH.ALPHA.OMEGA.BIFF