jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (James Wilbur Lewis) (12/15/87)
This reminds me of a joke: A guy from Stanford and a guy from Berkeley walk into a restroom together to take a leak. When they're finished, the guy from Stanford walks over to the sink, while the guy from Berkeley heads straight for the door. The Stanford guy can't resist the opportunity for a snide remark: "At Stanford, they teach us to wash our hands after using the facilities!" The guy from Berkeley replies "At Berkeley, they teach us not to piss on our hands!" -- Jim Lewis U.C. Berkeley p.s. I must admit that even though Berkeley turns out superior computer scientists, Stanford is *unparalleled* in the quality of its deranged hammer murderers! (Hi, Ted! :-)