jayorr@ncoast.UUCP (Jay Orr) (05/31/88)
A lot of you smart-asses have been calling me, Rob Noha, COLLECT at 402/488-2586. I'm getting rather tired of this! It wouldn't be so bad, except that some of you have been calling after 3 AM! Knock it off, huh? Also, for all of you shit-heads that sent mail to me with postage due -- I hope that you're happy. It's cost me a lot more money to get these letters than I've received. If you must really know the truth, I'm an orphan! I really need this money. Rob Noha (aka JJ) 8511 Sunbeam Lane Lincoln, NE 68505 (402) 488-2586
tadst@cisunx.UUCP (Thomas A. Dressel) (06/07/88)
Oh please, not again!!! Brings to mind an old phrase: fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me! Does this yo-yo expect us to be sympathetic after all the sh*t we've read about him?!?!?!?! In article <17623@ncoast.UUCP> jayorr@ncoast.UUCP (Jay Orr) writes: [...] >than I've received. If you must really know the truth, I'm an orphan! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ more like a son of a b*tch if you ask me! objoke: "Ron Reagan: the great communicator."
becker@ziebmef.uucp (Bruce Becker) (06/08/88)
In article <17623@ncoast.UUCP> jayorr@ncoast.UUCP (Jay Orr) writes: >A lot of you smart-asses have been calling me, Rob Noha, COLLECT at >xxxxxxxx. I'm getting rather tired of this! It wouldn't be so >bad, except that some of you have been calling after 3 AM! Knock it >off, huh? > >Also, for all of you shit-heads that sent mail to me with postage due -- >I hope that you're happy. It's cost me a lot more money to get these letters >than I've received. If you must really know the truth, I'm an orphan! >I really need this money. > >Rob Noha (aka JJ) >8511 Sunbeam Lane >Lincoln, NE 68505 > OK, everbody, just shut up fer a sec & lissen up... Rob has been a dink. So why should you be one too? the only thing I wonder about is why he put his phone number in (twice, actually!).... I'm going to change the subject: why is a water buffalo like a galaxy? cheers, Bruce Becker UUCP: ...!ncrcan!ziebmef!becker!bdb BitNet: BECKER@HUMBER
Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com (06/08/88)
Hmm: First, Jay or says: ] > My parents are as broke as I am now he says: > I'm an orphan Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight! %%%% Geva %%%%
Peter_H_Morley@cup.portal.com (06/09/88)
Wonder how this guy affords computer time, telephones and postage? :-) I have a lady friend who is an orphan, and she WORKED and will be receiving an MBA from University of Santa Clara. A genuine pleasure to take her out to dinner and buy her a graduation present. "Never a lender nor a borrower be" -- Shakespeare When I first saw this posting, I thought to myself *Sheesh* let's send him a bar of soap for toothpaste.
levy@grasp.cis.upenn.edu (Alden Levy) (06/09/88)
In article <6354@cup.portal.com> Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com writes: >Hmm: >First, Jay or says: >] >> My parents are as broke as I am >now he says: > >> I'm an orphan > >Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight! > Geva No, no. You've got it all wrong. His parents were as broke as he was, but they were too ashamed to admit that they couldn't afford to send him to school, so they left. My this is very sad. Maybe we SHOULD all send him money.:-) On that note, I saw this neat little Ferrari the other day, but I just can't seem to afford it or the insurance....
sean@ms.uky.edu (Sean Casey) (06/10/88)
WHOA!
IT'S A JOKE! IT'S A JOKE!
"Jay Orr"'s second posting is a pretty obvious forgery, meant as a joke
by some net person with a great sense of humor (in my opinion). Of course,
you're SUPPOSED to reply to him and tell him what a jerk he is. Just don't
reply to the net because he certainly isn't going to read it.
Sean
--
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*** send it to Rutgers! Yeah! They won't mail it. They return everything.''gypsy@c3pe.UUCP (danger gypsy) (06/11/88)
In article <6354@cup.portal.com> Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com writes: >Hmm: >First, Jay or says: >> My parents are as broke as I am >now he says: >> I'm an orphan >Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight! look, this most recent thing has got to be a forgery. you noticed this, other people have noticed that he complained about people calling his phone number and then listed the number. can we just stop responding to the damn thing, please? ` gypsy @ {decuac.dec.com, sundc}!c3pe!gypsy and please let's not have another debate about forgeries and pseudos...
hollombe@ttidca.TTI.COM (The Polymath) (06/11/88)
In article <6354@cup.portal.com> Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com writes: }Hmm: } }First, Jay or says: }] }> My parents are as broke as I am } }now he says: } }> I'm an orphan } }Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight! I'll bet he murdered his parents between postings just to get our sympathy. (-:{ Required joke for rec.humor: Example of the Yiddish word "chutzpah": When found guilty of the murder of your parents you plead for mercy on the grounds that you're an orphan. -- The Polymath (aka: Jerry Hollombe, hollombe@TTI.COM) Illegitimati Nil Citicorp(+)TTI Carborundum 3100 Ocean Park Blvd. (213) 452-9191, x2483 Santa Monica, CA 90405 {csun|philabs|psivax|trwrb}!ttidca!hollombe
NU098674@NDSUVM1.BITNET (Tony Hammel) (06/14/88)
>>My parents are as broke as I am >now he says: >>I'm an orphan Oh, I get it! He's SO POOR... ("how poor is he?") He's so poor he can't even afford to pay attention, even to himself! Ba-DUM-bump!!!
davek@infmx.UUCP (David Kosenko) (06/14/88)
In article <1230NU098674@NDSUVM1>, NU098674@NDSUVM1.BITNET (Tony Hammel) writes: > >>My parents are as broke as I am > >now he says: > >>I'm an orphan > > > Oh, I get it! He's SO POOR... > ("how poor is he?") > He's so poor he can't even afford to pay attention, even to himself! > > Ba-DUM-bump!!! Sorry, but I couldn't help but recall the bit from Mel Brooks' "The History of the World, Part I", during the French Revolution: Madame LaFarge (or whatever he name is): ...we are zo poor, we don't even have our own language, just zis stupid accent! Random Scum: She's right! We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Oh ho ho! Admittedly, this has nothing to do with the matter at hand, but I thought it funny. Must dash - Dave -- Disclaimer: The opinions expresses herein are by no means those of Informix Software. "But a man's reach should exceed his grasp or what's a heaven for ?"
jwm@stdc.jhuapl.edu (Jim Meritt) (06/15/88)
In article <4977@super.upenn.edu> levy@grasp.cis.upenn.edu.UUCP (Alden Levy) writes: } }In article <6354@cup.portal.com> Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com writes: }>Hmm: }>First, Jay or says: }>> My parents are as broke as I am }>now he says: }>> I'm an orphan }>Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight! } }No, no. You've got it all wrong. His parents were as broke as he was, }but they were too ashamed to admit that they couldn't afford to send }him to school, so they left. My this is very sad. Maybe we SHOULD all }send him money.:-) No, you have it wrong - they are poor but honest (why "but"? don't know but is a really common phrase). When they saw JJ's articles they killed themselves. ob joke: JJ Disclaimer: Individuals have opinions, organizations have policy. Therefore, these opinions are mine and not any organizations! Q.E.D. jwm@aplvax.jhuapl.edu 128.244.65.5 (James W. Meritt)