[comp.binaries.ibm.pc] Neat voice|gag program

cmaag@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Christopher N Maag) (11/30/87)

Hello --
 
Here is a neat little program I found on a local bbs.  It uses the speaker
to generate a very-realistic (the best I've heard on a PC!) voice that
says something to the effect of "Help!  I'm locked in this computer!
Let me out! Help!".  Maybe you can find a use for it.  I'm also using
this posting to make sure that my uuencoder is working okay.  Here is
what's in the following uuecoded, arced file:
 
Searching: HELPME2.ARC
Filename        Length   Method     Size   Ratio    Date      Time    CRC
--------        ------   ------    ------  -----    ----      ----    ---
HELPME.COM       30208  Crunched     7440   76%   10-23-87  17:19:48  FF10
-----           ------             ------  -----
0001             30208               7440   76%
 
Mail me at one of the following addresses if you have problems, or if
you have any digitized voice programs that you'd be interested in
sharing.  (Be sure to delete my signature at the end of this
message before you uudecode it...)

 
Chris.
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tr@wind.bellcore.com (tom reingold) (12/23/87)

In article <2988@tekgvs.TEK.COM> keithe@tekgvs.UUCP (Keith Ericson) writes:
$ In article <11017@oliveb.UUCP> enchant@oliveb.UUCP (Dan Crocker) writes:
$ <
$ <For some reason I missed this program (I looked in comp.binaries.ibm.pc).
$ <I would really appreciate it if someone could post it again or mail it to
$ <me.  Thanks.
$ <
$ <			dan
$ 
$ Exactly the same experience here; I've even checked a couple of
$ nearby machines - not there, either.
	
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scoop@aplvax.UUCP (Steve Cooper) (12/25/87)

>begin 644 help_me.arc
...
...
...
>end

So how does this program generate such a good voice?  Is there a
way to adapt the program to say anything the user wants?  Can the
sources be found, and are the hackable so that this voice could be
more versatile that just a "Help!"?  Like the SPEECH program that allows
you to program the computer to say anything...

Any ideas, answers?


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			scoop@aplvax.arpa

brian@ncrcan.Toronto.NCR.COM (Brian Onn) (12/30/87)

In article <794@aplvax.UUCP> scoop@aplvax.jhuapl.edu.UUCP (Steve Cooper) writes:
>>begin 644 help_me.arc
>...
>...
>...
>>end
>
>So how does this program generate such a good voice?  Is there a
>way to adapt the program to say anything the user wants?  Can the
>sources be found, and are the hackable so that this voice could be
>more versatile that just a "Help!"?  Like the SPEECH program that allows
>you to program the computer to say anything...
>
>Any ideas, answers?

I disassembled the executable.  It is about 1k of code, and 30k data.
The voice is digitized.  This is why it so good sounding.   The code basically
goes like this:

	while (data available)
	    read a byte
	    for i = 1 to 8
		shift the byte
		if carry bit on
		    turn speaker on
		else
		    turn speaker off
	    delay a bit
	    end for
	end while

Playing with the delay is fun.  You can change the pitch of the voice with
a shorter delay producing a higher pitch.

I doubt that the code can be used for anything else.  Without re-digitizing
whatever you want to say, it will be hard to figure out what the data should
look like to produce other words.  An idea could be to digitize some phonemes,
then use this code as an engine to produce spoken text from constructed 
phonemes.  Any takers?

Brian.

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