msf@rayssd.UUCP (Michael S. Frank) (07/08/86)
About a year ago, I asked for, and received, a list of the humorous assembler commands that always show up here and there. I compiled a master list from all sources, and mailed out copies to all who showed an interest. Anyone who would like a copy of the list E-MAILed to them, just drop me a line. Warning: It is over 1100 lines long! Here is a sample to tempt your taste buds: 1401 1401 Incompatibility AAC Alter All Commands BA Branch Anywhere CAC Cash And Carry DA Develop Amnesia EA Enable Anything FAY Fetch Amulet of Yendor GBB Go to Back of Bus HCF Halt and Catch Fire IAE Ignore All Exceptions JAA Jump Almost Always KCE Kill Consultant on Error LAC Lose All Communication MAB Melt Address Bus NBC Negate by Clearing OCF Open Circular File PA Punch In ASCII QED Quit and Eat Dinner RA Randomize Answer SA Store Anywhere TAH Take A Hike UA Unload Accumulator VAX Violate All eXecutions WAD Walk Away in Disgust ZAP Zero and Add Packed -- Michael Frank allegra!rayssd!msf <Include generic and specific disclaimers> <about everything I say, do, and think! >
ark@alice.UucP (Andrew Koenig) (07/10/86)
... > VAX Violate All eXecutions > WAD Walk Away in Disgust > ZAP Zero and Add Packed > -- > Michael Frank > allegra!rayssd!msf ZAP is real. Check any 370 assembler manual. Should that really count as a joke?
chapman@pavepaws.UUCP (07/10/86)
In article <5771@alice.uUCp> ark@alice.UucP (Andrew Koenig) writes: >... > >> VAX Violate All eXecutions >> WAD Walk Away in Disgust >> ZAP Zero and Add Packed >ZAP is real. Check any 370 assembler manual. >Should that really count as a joke? ANYTHING related to a 370 should count as a joke... Brent -- Brent Chapman chapman@pavepaws.berkeley.edu ucbvax!pavepaws!chapman TANSTAAFL! (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!)
v1464@moncol.UUCP (John Varghese) (07/17/86)
I would appriciate it if you could mail me a copy .
I was looking around for something like this for quite some time
Thanx
JOHN VARGHESE