[net.works] an answer to Ron

SOMMERS@RU-GREEN (05/06/83)

	Ron,

	A serious answer to your half-serious letter.

	I have been working in an office recently, programming an IBM
PC and getting a feel for office programming (and real-world money).
I have a feeling that this office is a pretty typical small-business,
it's wants and needs seem pretty generalizable.  My father (who also
owns and manages a small business seems to have the same computing
needs.
	Aesthetics are important in the office...why else do you think
that so many businesses are buying the PC (in my opinion a true
loser).  It looks pretty and fits in well into an office environment.
The box is not overly large, and the entire thing is relatively
non-obtrusive, while still looking "fancy" and "see, I made it...I
have a top-flight computer to do my busy work".  The executives in
many small firms have no idea what they need in a computer...the
company I am working for has a PDP-11 that is completely dedicated to
processing maybe 30 invoices a day.  They bought a PC because they
felt they needed an office system...I have not been able to change
their minds yet.  They want fancy hardware...and they want it to look
fancy.
	Software is even more interesting in an office environment.
Everyone whom I have talked to in business has told me that their
software must be written to fit their needs.  They like the idea of
hiring a programmer...they are sure that no canned program will do
what they want done...that they do things differently from the
hoi-polloi. Buying a programmer's time (even me, and I am barely a
programmer) is another way for them to say "See I have made it!"
Visicalc and DBase II seem to be the exceptions to this...but they
will often hire a programmer to get DBase II set up.
	My father wants me to write him a general ledger (on a PC of
course, I am still trying to talk him out of it).  While he realizes
that better programmers than I have written general ledgers...he does
not believe that they would fit his needs ...his needs are "special".
The company I work for is thinking about having me write a "special"
payroll program.  (I WON'T...they would have to bind and gag me to
enter in the tax tables).  The need/wish for something special is an
aesthetic, personal decision, just as is the need for a work station
that will fit into the environment of a "special" office.
	The funny part of all these aesthetic decisions is that the
typical executive - wanting the "special hardware and software" for
his needs...the stuff that satisfies his aesthetic sense...that is
part of his personality...does not want to buy even the canned
software to make it possible...it is all supposed to be written in
Microsoft Basic (I am not the first person to come up against this).
A compiler does not qualify as something special...only something
written just for him.
	Bye the bye....you should have seen my boss jumping up and
down the first time he saw HIS computer do some simple number
crunching.  Magic should be beautiful.

	OH yah...the more and fancier the equipment is ...the better
they seem to like it...plenty of pieces and such....Remember for many
executives these are gadgets/status symbols....and they must look
complicated.
	One other thing, remember- and I know you know about it...
Rutgers-Newark was seriously considering buying a Fortune system, just
because the Deans and Profs liked the way it looks (comfortable).  It
took quite a bit to talk them out of that one.

half seriously

liz//
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