[rec.humor.d] Lightbulb jokes!!

apeed@ihlpg.ATT.COM (Mr. Zamboni Man) (02/18/88)

In article <33631COK@PSUVMA>, COK@PSUVMA.BITNET (The Pentagonal Potentate) writes:
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> Why don't you just die, fpuzhpxf?
                          ^^^^^^^^

  Mebbe I'm nitpicking, but should'nt this be fpuzhpx? After all, fpuzhpxf is
plural. What the hell, I guess, I'll misuse a comma and mispel a word, too.


   ..whaddya mean, I was supposed to wait for the russian pair to finish their
program before resurfacing the ice??
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COK@PSUVMA.BITNET (R. W. F. Clark) (02/19/88)

In article <4853@ihlpg.ATT.COM>, apeed@ihlpg.ATT.COM (Mr. Zamboni Man) asks:
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>In article <33631COK@PSUVMA>, COK@PSUVMA.BITNET (dat's me) writ                es:
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>> Why don't you just die, fpuzhpxf?
>                          ^^^^^^^^
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>  Mebbe I'm nitpicking, but should'nt this be fpuzhpx? After all, fpuzhpxf is
>plural. What the hell, I guess, I'll misuse a comma and mispel a word, too.

>Andrew B. Peed                                          UUCP: ihnp4!ihlpg!apeed
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Well, the word is fpuzhpxf.  It is the most obscene word invented, and
removing the 'f' at the end merely makes it mean 'small lump of
gristle smashed under a plate.'  Sorry.  I suppose I shouldn't have
posted talk.bizarre obscenities into rec.humor.
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