[comp.ai.digest] Humor - Flawed Minds

kludge@PYR.GATECH.EDU (Scott Dorsey) (10/25/87)

In article <8710240608.AA19274@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU>
RCSMPA::HAMILTON@gmr.COM ("William E. Hamilton, Jr.") writes:
>Of course the human mind is flawed. The proof is quite straightforward.

   Fred the Football Player says, "I don't get no A's in none of my
classes.  Dis is either cause da professirs what give de tests is
flawed, or cause I is flawed.  If eider one of dese tings is true,
den I can state catigorikly dat dere is at least won person what
got a flawed mind.  If one person got a flawed mind, then he isn't
no good at judgin' if udder people also got flawed minds.  Den, since
no person can tell if deir mind is flawed (cause if you mind is
flawed, it might be flawed in way dat make you tink it aint flawed.
If it aint flawed, den you no it aint flawed, but eider way you tink
da same ting, so ya gotta assume dat it's flawed), dey gotta assume
dat it is, so dey aint able to be sure dat dey can tell if anyone
else got one flawed mind.  Derefore ya gotta assume dat everybody got
a flawed mind."
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