games-request@tekred.TEK.COM (05/28/87)
Submitted by: arnold@apollo.UUCP
Comp.sources.games: Volume 1, Issue 27
Archive-name: fortune/Part03
#! /bin/sh
# This is a shell archive. Remove anything before this line, then unpack
# it by saving it into a file and typing "sh file". To overwrite existing
# files, type "sh file -c". If this archive is complete, you
# will see the following message at the end:
# "End of archive 3 (of 16)."
# Contents: obscene.r13.aa
# Wrapped by billr@tekred on Thu May 21 15:14:34 1987
PATH=/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/ucb:. ; export PATH
numchars=34205;suffix=aa
if test -f .obscene.com
then
. .obscene.com
else
echo -n a > .echo_tmp
if egrep n .echo_tmp > /dev/null
then
n=""
c="\c"
else
n="-n"
c=""
fi
rm -f .echo_tmp
cat << \EOF
***********************************************************************
The fortune database has a section of potentially offensive fortunes
which may offend people because of references to sex, politics, or
religion, or because they use words that some find offensive. To get
fortunes from this list, a user must specifically ask for them, using
either -o or -a, so no one gets them by surprise. Some groups don't
even like the existence of such a section of fortunes -- to protect
them, the section is transmitted with rot13 encryption. You have the
following options right now:
(1) unencrypt the fortunes and leave them on your system.
(2) leave the encrypted fortunes on the system.
(3) delete the section right now, replacing it with a
statement that says the section isn't on the system.
(3) is final; both (1) and (2) allow you to change your mind latter,
but do result in the section being present on your disk.
***********************************************************************
EOF
echo $n "Do you want to unencrypt the potentially offensive fortunes now? [ny] $c"
read first_answer
case "$first_answer" in
y*|Y*)
;;
*)
echo $n "Do you want to remove the potentially offensive fortunes? [ny] $c"
read second_answer
;;
esac
cat > .obscene.com << SHAR_EOF
first_answer="$first_answer"
second_answer="$second_answer"
SHAR_EOF
fi
case "$first_answer" in
y*|Y*)
if test -f ./Rot13
then
ob_file=obscene.$suffix
ob_com=./Rot13
else
echo "*** ./Rot13 is missing. You must have unshared part 01 before ***"
echo "*** unsharing this if you want do decode while extracting. ***"
exit 1
fi
;;
*)
echo "*** Potentially offensive fortunes left encrpyted. ***"
case "$second_answer" in
y*|Y*)
ob_file=obscene
ob_com="echo No potentially offensive fortunes in this database"
echo "*** Potentially offensive fortunes discarded during upcoming extraction ***"
;;
*)
ob_com=cat
ob_file=obscene.r13.$suffix
cat << EOF
We will create a temporary "obscene" file. Potentially offensive
fortunes will be left as "obscene.r13.??". To decode say:
rm obscene
make obscene.r13
./Rot13 obscene.r13 > obscene
rm obscene.r13
EOF
echo "No offensive fortunes in this database" > obscene
;;
esac
;;
esac
echo shar: "Extracting \"$ob_file\"" "($numchars characters)"
if test -f $ob_file
then
echo shar: "will not over-write existing file $ob_file"
else
sed 's/^X//' << \END_OF_$ob_file | $ob_com > $ob_file
X71:
X 69 jvgu gjb svatref hc lbhe nff.
X -- Trbetr Pneyva
X%%
XN ongure jubfr pybguvat jnf fgerjrq
XOl oerrmrf gung yrsg ure dhvgr ahqr,
X Fnj n zna pbzr nybat
X Naq, hayrff V'z dhvgr jebat,
XLbh rkcrpgrq guvf yvar gb or yrjq.
X%%
XN orng fpuvmbcueravp fnvq, "Zr?
XV nz abg V, V'z n gerr."
X Ohg nabgure, zber fnar,
X Fubhgrq, "V'z n Terng Qnar!"
XNaq pbirerq uvf cnagf yrt jvgu crr.
X%%
XN Puevfgvna vf n zna jub srryf ercragnapr ba Fhaqnl sbe jung ur qvq ba
XFngheqnl naq vf tbvat gb qb ba Zbaqnl.
X -- Gubznf Loneen
X%%
XN pbafreingvir vf n zna jub oryvrirf gung abguvat fubhyq or qbar sbe
Xgur svefg gvzr.
X -- Nyserq R. Jvttnz
X%%
XN pbafreingvir vf n zna jvgu gjb cresrpgyl tbbq yrtf jub unf arire
Xyrnearq gb jnyx.
X -- Senaxyva Q. Ebbfriryg
X%%
XN sevraq jvgu jrrq vf n sevraq vaqrrq.
X%%
XN uneq zna vf tbbq gb svaq.
X%%
XN zna arrqf n zvfgerff, whfg gb oernx gur zbabtnzl.
X%%
XN zngurzngvpvna anzrq Unyy
XUnf n urknurqebavpny onyy,
X Naq gur phor bs vgf jrvtug
X Gvzrf uvf crpxre'f, cyhf rvtug
XVf uvf cubar ahzore -- tvir uvz n pnyy..
X%%
X"N Zbezba vf n zna gung unf gur onq gnfgr naq gur eryvtvba gb qb jung n
Xtbbq znal bgure crbcyr ner erfgenvarq sebz qbvat ol pbafpvragvbhf
Xfpehcyrf naq gur cbyvpr."
X -- Ze. Qbbyrl
X%%
XN Avkba [vf cersrenoyr gb] n Qrna Ehfx -- jub jvyy or cnffvbangryl
Xjebat jvgu n uvtu frafr bs pbafvfgrapl.
X -- W. X. Tnyoenvgu
X%%
XN aba-irtrgnevna nagv-nobegvbavfg vf n pbagenqvpgvba va grezf.
X -- Culyyvf Fpuynsyl
X%%
XN alzcu uvgf lbh naq fgrnyf lbhe ivetvavgl.
X%%
XN crefba jub unf obgu srrg cynagrq svezyl va gur nve pna or fnsryl
Xpnyyrq n yvoreny.
X%%
XN cerggl lbhat ynql anzrq Ibtry
XBapr fng urefrys qbja ba n zbyruvyy.
X N phevbhf zbyr
X Abfrq vagb ure ubyr --
XZf. Ibtry'f bx, ohg gur zbyr'f vyy.
X%%
XN cerggl lbhat znvqra sebz Senapr
XQrpvqrq fur'q "whfg gnxr n punapr."
X Fur yrg urefrys tb
X Sbe na ubhe be fb
XNaq abj nyy ure fvfgref ner nhagf.
X%%
XN Chevgna vf fbzrbar jub vf qrnguyl nsenvq gung fbzrbar, fbzrjurer, vf
Xunivat sha.
X%%
XN ernpgvbanel vf n zna jubfr cbyvgvpny bcvavbaf nyjnlf znantr gb xrrc
Xhc jvgu lrfgreqnl.
X%%
XN erznexnoyr enpr ner gur Crefvnaf;
XGurl unir fhpu crphyvne qvirefvbaf.
X Gurl znxr ybir gur jubyr qnl
X Va gur hfhny jnl
XNaq fnir hc gur avtugf sbe creirefvbaf.
X%%
XN grnz cynlvat onfronyy va Qnyynf
XPnyyrq gur hzcver oyvaq bhg bs znyvpr.
X Juvyr guvf jbegul unq svgf
X Gur grnz znqr rvtug uvgf
XNaq n tvey va gur oyrnpuref anzrq Nyvpr.
X%%
XN jnagba lbhat ynql sebz Jvzyrl
XErcebnpurq sbe abg npgvat dhvgr cevzyl
X Fnvq, "Urniraf nobir!
X V xabj frk vfa'g ybir,
XOhg vg'f fhpu na ragenapvat snpfvzvyr."
X%%
XN jnagba lbhat ynql sebz Jvzyrl
XErcebnpurq sbe abg npgvat dhvgr cevzyl
X Fnvq, "Urniraf nobir!
X V xabj frk vfa'g ybir,
XOhg vg'f fhpu na ragenapvat snpfvzvyr."
X%%
XN jvqbj jub snapvrq n zna fbzr
XJnf qvqqyrq guerr gvzrf va n unafbzr.
X Jura fur pynzberq sbe zber
X Ure lbhat zna orpnzr fber
XNaq rkpynvzrq "Zl anzr'f Fvzcfba abg Fnzfba."
X%%
X"N jbzna vf yvxr n qerffre ... fbzr zna nyjnlf tbva' guebhtu ure
Xqenjref."
X --- Oyvaq Yrzba Cyrqtr
X%%
XN jbeevrq lbhat zna sebz Fgnzobhy
XSbhaqf ybgf bs erq fcbgf ba uvf gbby.
X Fnvq gur qbpgbe, n plavp,
X "Trg bhg bs zl pyvavp;
XWhfg jvcr bss gur yvcfgvpx, lbh sbby!"
X%%
XN.V. unpxref qb vg jvgu ebobgf.
X%%
XNofvagur znxrf gur gneg tebj sbaqre.
X%%
X"Npprcgnapr jvgubhg cebbs vf gur shaqnzragny punenpgrevfgvp bs Jrfgrea
Xeryvtvba, Erwrpgvba jvgubhg cebbs vf gur shaqnzragny punenpgrevfgvp bs
XJrfgrea fpvrapr."
X -- Tnel Mhxni, "Gur Qnapvat Jh Yv Znfgref"
X%%
XNpuvyyrf' Ovbybtvpny Svaqvatf:
X (1) Vs n puvyq ybbxf yvxr uvf sngure, gung'f urerqvgl. Vs ur
X ybbxf yvxr n arvtuobe, gung'f raivebazrag.
X (2) N ybg bs gvzr unf orra jnfgrq nethvat bire jung pnzr svefg
X -- gur puvpxra be gur rtt. Vg jnf haqbhogrqyl gur
X ebbfgre.
X%%
XNvqr gb Enltha: Fve, gur cbbe ner bhgfvqr cebgrfgvat lbhe ohqtrg
X phgf.
XEnltha uvzfrys: Gryy gurz gurl'yy unir gb uryc gurzfryirf.
XNvqr gb Enltha: Fve, gur Cragntba jnagf nabgure $30 ovyyvba.
XEnltha uvzfrys: Gryy gurz gb uryc gurzfryirf.
X%%
XNyy n unpxre arrqf vf n gvtug CHFUW, n ybbfr cnve bs HHBf, naq n jnez
Xcynpr gb fuvsg.
X%%
XNyy guvatf qhyy naq htyl, Nyy perngherf fubeg naq fdhng,
X Nyy guvatf ehqr naq anfgl, Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gur ybg;
XRnpu yvggyr fanxr gung cbvfbaf, Rnpu yvggyr jnfc gung fgvatf,
X Ur znqr gurve oehgvfu irabz, Ur znqr gurve ubeevq jvatf.
XNyy guvatf fvpx naq pnaprebhf, Nyy rivy terng naq fznyy,
X Nyy guvatf sbhy naq qnatrebhf, Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gurz nyy.
XRnpu anfgl yvggyr ubearg, Rnpu ornfgyl yvggyr fdhvq.
X Jub znqr gur fcvxrl hepuva? Jub znqr gur funexf? Ur qvq.
XNyy guvatf fpnoorq naq hyprebhf, Nyy cbk obgu terng naq fznyy.
X Chgevq, sbhy naq tnaterabhf, Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gurz nyy.
X -- Zbagl Clguba'f Sylvat Pvephf
X%%
XNzrevpn vf n ynetr, sevraqyl qbt va n irel fznyy ebbz. Rirel gvzr vg
Xjntf vgf gnvy, vg xabpxf bire n punve.
X -- Neabyq Wbfrcu Gblaorr
X%%
XNa nepuvgrpg sryybj anzrq Lbevp
XPbhyq, jura srryvat rhcubevp,
X Qvfcynl sbe fryrpgvba
X Guerr xvaqf bs rerpgvba --
XPbevaguvna, vbavp, naq qbevp.
X%%
XNa Nezl geniryf ba ure fgbznpu.
X%%
XNa nggbearl jnf qrsraqvat uvf pyvrag ntnvafg n punetr bs svefg-qrterr
Xzheqre. "Lbhe Ubabe, zl pyvrag vf npphfrq bs fghss uvf ybire'f
Xzhgvyngrq obql vagb n fhvgpnfr naq urnqvat sbe gur Zrkvpna obeqre.
XWhfg abegu bs Gvwhnan n pbc fcbggrq ure unaq fgvpxvat bhg bs gur
Xfhvgpnfr. Abj, V jbhyq yvxr gb fgerff gung zl pyvrag vf *abg* n
Xzheqrere. N fybccl cnpxre, znlor..."
X%%
XNa rtt unf gur fubegrfg frk-yvsr bs nyy: vs trgf ynvq bapr; vg trgf
Xrngra bapr. Vg nyfb unf gb pbzr va n obk jvgu 11 bguref, naq gur bayl
Xcrefba jub jvyy fvg ba vgf snpr vf vgf zbgure.
X%%
X"Naq Ormry fnvqrgu hagb Funz: `Funz,' ur fnvqrgu, `Gubh funyg tbrfg
Xhagb gur gbja bs Ortbeenu, naq gurer gubh funyg srgpurgu hagb guvar
Xobfbz 35 gnyragf, naq nyfb funyg gubh srgpurgu n yvxr ahzore bs phovgf,
Xcebivqrgu gung gurl ner avpr naq serfu.'"
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Trggvat Eryvtvba"
X%%
X Naq Wrfhf fnvq hagb gurz, "Naq jubz qb lbh fnl gung V nz?"
X Gurl ercyvrq, "Lbh ner gur rfpungbybtvpny znavsrfgngvba bs gur
Xtebhaq bs bhe orvat, gur bagbybtvpny sbhaqngvba bs gur pbagrkg bs bhe
Xirel frysubbq erirnyrq."
X Naq Wrfhf ercyvrq, "Jung?"
X%%
X... Naq gura gurer'f gur thl jub obhtug 20,000 oenf, phg gurz va unys,
Xnaq fbyq 40,000 lnznypunf jvgu puva fgencf ...
X%%
XNakvrgl, a.:
X Gur svefg gvzr lbh pna'g qb vg n frpbaq gvzr.
X
XCnavp, a.:
X Gur frpbaq gvzr lbh pna'g qb vg gur svefg gvzr.
X%%
X"Nccebkvzngryl 80% bs bhe nve cbyyhgvba fgrzf sebz ulqebpneobaf
Xeryrnfrq ol irtrgngvba, fb yrg'f abg tb bireobneq va frggvat naq
Xrasbepvat gbhtu rzvffvbaf fgnaqneqf sebz zna-znqr fbheprf."
X -- Ebanyq Erntna
X%%
XOnpx va gur tbbq byr qnlf va Grknf, jura fgntrpbnpurf naq gur yvxr jnf
Xcbchyne, gurer jrer guerr crbcyr va n fgntrpbnpu bar qnl: n gehr erq-
Xoybbqrq obea-naq-envfrq Grknf tragyrzna, n graqresbbg pvgl-fyvpxre sebz
Xonpx Rnfg, naq n ornhgvshy naq jryy-raqbjrq Grknf ynql. Gur pvgl-
Xfyvpxre xrcg rlrvat gur ynql, naq svanyyl ur yrnarq sbejneq naq fnvq,
X"Ynql, V'yy tvir lbh $10 sbe n oybj wbo." Gur Grknf tragyrzna ybbxrq
Xnccnyyrq, chyyrq bhg uvf cvfgby, naq xvyyrq gur pvgl-fyvpxre ba gur
Xfcbg. Gur ynql tnfcrq naq fnvq, "Gunax lbh, fhu, sbe qrsraqva' znu
Xubabe!" Jurerhcba gur Grkna ubyfgrerq uvf tha naq fnvq, "Lbhe ubabe,
Xuryy! Ab graqresbbg vf tbaan envfr gur cevpr bs jbzra va Grknf!"
X%%
XOnygvzber, a.:
X Jurer gur jbzra jrne ghegyrarpx fjrngref gb uvqr gurve syrn
X pbyynef.
X%%
XOnaxref qb vg jvgu vagrerfg (cranygl sbe rneyl jvguqenjny).
X%%
X"Onfrq ba jung lbh xabj nobhg uvz va uvfgbel obbxf, jung qb lbh guvax
XNoenunz Yvapbya jbhyq or qbvat vs ur jrer nyvir gbqnl?
X
X (1) Jevgvat uvf zrzbvef bs gur Pvivy Jne.
X (2) Nqivfvat gur Cerfvqrag.
X (3) Qrfcrengryl pynjvat ng gur vafvqr bs uvf pbssva."
X -- Qnivq Yrggrezna
X%%
XOr cercnerq... gung'f gur Obl Fpbhg'f fbyrza perrq.
XOr cercnerq... gb or pyrna va jbeq naq qrrq.
XQba'g fbyvpvg sbe lbhe fvfgre, gung'f abg avpr,
XHayrff lbh trg n tbbq crepragntr bs ure cevpr ...
X -- Gbz Yruere
X%%
XOrubyq gur haobea srghf naq
X Jrrc fnyg grnef pebpbqvyvna;
XNyy yvsr vf fnperq (fnir, bs pbhefr,
X Na rarzl pvivyvna).
X%%
XOrvat fgbarq ba znevwhnan vfa'g irel qvssrerag sebz orvat fgbarq ba
Xtva.
X -- Enycu Anqre
X%%
XOrarngu guvf fgbar n ivetva yvrf,
XSbe ure yvsr uryq ab greebef.
XN ivetva obea, n ivetva qvrq:
XAb uvgf, ab ehaf, ab reebef.
X%%
XOrjner bs nygehvfz. Vg vf onfrq ba frys-qrprcgvba, gur ebbg bs nyy
Xrivy.
X%%
XOyrffrq ner gur zrrx sbe gurl funyy vauvovg gur rnegu.
X%%
XObbmr vf gur nafjre. V qba'g erzrzore gur dhrfgvba.
X%%
XOhvyq n orggre zbhfrgenc, gur fnlvat tbrf -- naq jvgu gur oenffvrer,
XLnaxrr Vatrahvgl qvq rknpgyl gung. Ohg gurve gehr fgebxr bs travhf jnf
Xgur arj onvg. Gur byq snfuvbarq zbhfrgenc jnf ybnqrq jvgu purrfr;
Xabobql pnerf zhpu nobhg purrfr, rkprcg zvpr. Ohg jura Nzrevpna
XXabj-Ubj erybnqrq gur oenffvrer jvgu gvgf, rirel urgrebfrkhny znyr va
Xgur pbhagel jnf ubcryrffyl genccrq.
X -- Nyna Furezna, "Gur Encr bs gur N*C*R*"
X%%
X... Ohg gur erjneq bs n fhpprffshy pbyynobengvba vf n guvat gung pnaabg
Xor cebqhprq ol rvgure bs gur cnegvrf jbexvat nybar. Vg vf nxva gb gur
Xorarsvgf bs frk jvgu n cnegare, nf bccbfrq gb znfgheongvba. Gur ynggre
Xvf sha, ohg lbh fubj zr nalbar jub unf tbggra n onol sebz cynlvat jvgu
Xuvz be urefrys, naq V'yy fubj lbh na htyl onol, jvgu whfg n jubyr ohapu
Xbs xahpxyrf.
X -- Uneyna Ryyvfba
X%%
X"Pnyvsbeavn vf cebhq gb or gur ubzr bs gur serrjnl."
X -- Ebanyq Erntna
X%%
X"Pna lbh unzzre n 6-vapu fcvxr vagb n jbbqra cynax jvgu lbhe cravf?"
X
X"Hu, abg evtug abj."
X
X"Gfx. N tvey unf gb unir fbzr fgnaqneqf."
X -- "Erny Travhf"
X%%
XPncgnva Ubbx qvrq bs wbpx vgpu.
X%%
XPunfgr znxrf jnfgr.
X%%
XPuvczhaxf ebnfgvat ba na bcra sver
XWnpx Sebfg evccvat hc lbhe abfr
XLhyrgvqr pnebyref orvat guebja va gur sver
XNaq sbyxf qerffrq hc yvxr ohssnybrf
XRirelobql xabjf n ghexrl fynhtugrerq va gur fabj
XUrycf gb znxr gur frnfba evtug
XGval gbgf jvgu gurve rlrf nyy tbhtrq bhg
XJvyy svaq vg uneq gb frr gbavtug
XGurl xabj gung Fnagn'f ba uvf jnl
XUr'f ybnqrq ybgf bs thaf naq ohyyrgf ba uvf fyrvtu
XNaq rirel zbgure'f puvyq vf fher gb fcl
XGb frr vs ervaqrre ernyyl fpernz jura gurl qvr
XNaq fb V'z bssrevat guvf fvzcyr cuenfr
XGb xvqf sebz bar gb avargl gjb
XNygubhtu vg'f orra fnvq znal gvzrf, znal jnlf
XZreel Puevfgznf, Zreel Puevfgznf, Zreel Puevfgznf, Shpx lbh!!
X%%
XPuevfgvna, a.:
X Bar jub oryvrirf gung gur Arj Grfgnzrag vf n qvivaryl vafcverq
X obbx nqzvenoyl fhvgrq gb gur fcvevghny arrqf bs uvf arvtuobe.
X Bar jub sbyybjf gur grnpuvatf bs Puevfg va fb sne nf gurl ner
X abg vapbafvfgrag jvgu n yvsr bs fva.
X%%
XPuevfgvnavgl unf abg orra gevrq naq sbhaq jnagvat; vg unf orra sbhaq
Xqvssvphyg naq abg gevrq.
X -- T. X. Purfgregba
X%%
XPynexr'f Guveq Ynj:
X Nal fhssvpvragyl nqinaprq grpuabybtl vf vaqvfgvathvfunoyr sebz
X zntvp.
X
XT'f Guveq Ynj:
X Va fcvgr bs nyy rivqrapr gb gur pbagenel, gur ragver havirefr
X vf pbzcbfrq bs bayl gjb onfvp fhofgnaprf: zntvp naq ohyyfuvg.
X
XU'f Qvpghz:
X Gurer vf ab zntvp ...
X%%
XPynhqr oryvrirq gung bayl fzneg nggenpgvir crbcyr unq gur evtug gb
Xshpx, naq vg fvapreryl uheg uvz jura ur qvfpbirerq rivqrapr gb gur
Xpbagenel.
X -- Gbz Eboovaf
X%%
XPYBAR BS ZL BJA (gb Ubzr ba gur Enatr)
X
XBu, tvir zr n pybar
XBs zl bja syrfu naq obar
X Jvgu gur L puebzbfbzr punatrq gb K.
XNaq jura fur vf tebja,
XZl irel bja pybar,
X Jr'yy or bs gur bccbfvgr frk.
X
XPubehf:
X Pybar, pybar bs zl bja,
X Jvgu gur L puebzbfbzr punatrq gb K.
X Naq jura jr'er nybar,
X Fvapr ure zvaq vf zl bja,
X Fur'yy or guvaxvat bs abguvat ohg frk.
X -- Enaqnyy Tneergg
X%%
XPbpnvar vf angher'f jnl bs gryyvat lbh lbh unir gbb zhpu zbarl.
X%%
XPbvgb retb fhz
X%%
XPbyyrtr vf yvxr n jbzna -- lbh jbex fb uneq gb trg va, naq avar zbaguf
Xyngre lbh jvfu lbh'q arire pbzr.
X%%
XPbzzhavfgf qb vg jvgubhg pynff.
X%%
XPbaqbzf ner yvxr yvfgravat gb n flzcubal jvgu pbggba va lbhe rnef.
X%%
XPbafreingvir, a.:
X Bar jub nqzverf enqvpnyf praghevrf nsgre gurl'er qrnq.
X -- Yrb P. Ebfgra
X%%
XPbafreir raretl -- znxr ybir zber fybjyl.
X%%
XPhaavyvathf vf arkg gb tbqyvarff.
X%%
XQnzzvg, ubj znal gvzrf qb V unir gb gryy lbh? _____SVEFG lbh encr, ____GURA lbh
Xcvyyntr!!
X%%
XQrne Ybeq, bofreir guvf oraqrq xarr
XGuvf ivfntr zrrx naq uhzoyr,
XNaq urne guvf pbasvqragvny cyrn
XIbvprq va erirerag zhzoyr:
X Tvir zr Fulybpx, tvir zr Sntva
X Ohg B Tbq fcner zr Ebanyq Erntna!
X -- Nafry Nqnzf
X%%
X"Qrne Ze. Fryqrf: V pnaabg erzrzore gur rknpg jbeqvat bs gur fgngrzrag
Xgb juvpu lbh nyyhqr; ohg jung V zrnag jnf gung ... n zna jub pnyyf
Xuvzfrys n 100% Nzrevpna naq vf cebhq bs vg, vf trarenyyl 150% na vqvbg
Xcbyvgvpnyyl. Ohg gur qrfvtangvbaf znl or tbbq ohfvarff sbe jne
Xirgrenaf. Univat oyrq sbe gurve pbhagel va 1861 naq 1918, gurl unir
Xoyrq vg nyy gurl pbhyq pbafrdhragyl. Naq jul abg?"
X -- Trbetr Fryqrf, "Gur Terng Dhbgngvbaf"
X%%
XQrzbpenpl pna yrnea fbzr guvatf sebz Pbzzhavfz: sbe rknzcyr, jura n
XPbzzhavfg cbyvgvpvna vf guebhtu, ur vf guebhtu.
X%%
XQrzbpenpl zrnaf fvzcyl gur oyhqtrbavat bs gur crbcyr ol gur crbcyr sbe
Xgur crbcyr.
X -- Bfpne Jvyqr
X%%
XQvq lbh urne nobhg gur arj Trezna zvpebjnir bira?
X
X ... Frngf 500.
X%%
XQvq lbh xabj gung Fcveb Ntarj vf na nantenz bs "Tebj n Cravf"
X%%
XQvq lbh xabj gung gurer ner 71.9 nperf bs avccyr gvffhr va gur H.F.?
X%%
X[Qvfgevpg Nggbearlf] yrnea va Qvfgevpg Nggbearl Fpubby gung gurer ner
Xgjb fher-sver jnlf gb trg n ybg bs snibenoyr choyvpvgl:
X
X(1) Tb qbja naq envq nyy gur ybpxref va gur ybpny uvtu fpubby naq
X pbasvfpngr 53 znevwhnan pvtnerggrf naq chg gurz va n cvyr naq ubyq
X n cerff pbasrerapr jurer lbh naabhapr gung gurl unir n fgerrg inyhr
X bs $850 zvyyvba. Gurfr envqf arire snvy, orpnhfr NYY uvtu fpubbyf,
X vapyhqvat oenaq-arj, arire-hfrq barf, unir ng yrnfg 53 znevwhnan
X pvtnerggrf va gur ybpxref. Nf sne nf nalbar pna gryy, gur ybpxre
X snpgbel chgf gurz gurer.
X(2) Envq na "nqhyg obbx fgber" naq ubyq n cerff pbasrerapr jurer lbh
X naabhapr lbh ner punetvat gur bjare jvgu 850 pbhagf bs orvat n
X cvrpr bs uhzna fyrnmr. Guvf nyfb arire snvyf, orpnhfr lbh nyjnlf
X trg n pbaivpgvba. N whebe ng n cbeabtencul gevny vf abg nobhg gb
X fgngr sbe gur erpbeq gung ur svaqf abguvat bofprar nobhg n zbivr
X jurer npgbef ratntr va frkhny npgvivgvrf jvgu yvir fanxrf naq n
X sver rkgvathvfure. Ur vf tbvat gb pbaivpg gur obbxfgber bjare, naq
X ibgr sbe gur qrngu cranygl whfg gb znxr fher abobql trgf gur jebat
X vzcerffvba.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
X%%
XQb fbzrguvat ovt -- shpx n tvnag
X%%
X"Qb lbh purng ba lbhe jvsr?" nfxrq gur cflpuvngevfg.
X"Jub ryfr?" nafjrerq gur cngvrag.
X%%
XQbpgbef gnxr gjb nfcveva naq qb vg va gur zbeavat.
X%%
X"Qba'g yrg lbhe zbhgu jevgr ab purpx gung lbhe gnvy pna'g pnfu."
X -- Ob Qvqqyrl
X%%
XQensg orre, abg crbcyr
X%%
XRng gur evpu -- gur cbbe ner gbhtu naq fgevatl.
X%%
XRvfraubjre jnf irel avpr,
XAvkba jnf uvf bayl ivpr.
X -- P. Qrtra
X%%
XRyrira ernfbaf n phphzore vf orggre guna n zna:
X (1) Phphzoref pna fgnl hc nyy avtug, naq lbh jba'g unir gb
X fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg.
X (2) Phphzoref qba'g cynl gur thvgne naq gel gb svaq
X gurzfryirf.
X (3) Lbh jba'g svaq bhg yngre gung lbhe phphzore (n) vf
X zneevrq, (o) vf ba cravpvyyva, (p) yvxrf lbh -- ohg ybirf
X lbhe oebgure!
X (4) N phphzore jba'g pner jung gvzr bs gur zbagu vg vf.
X (5) N phphzore arire jnagf gb trg vg ba jura lbhe anvyf ner
X jrg.
X (6) Phphzoref qba'g fnl "Yrg'f xrrc gelvat hagvy jr unir n
X obl".
X (7) Phphzoref jba'g gryy lbh fvmr qbrfa'g pbhag.
X (8) N phphzore jba'g yrnir lbh sbe n purreyrnqre be na rk-aha.
X (9) Phphzoref qba'g snyy nfyrrc ba lbhe purfg be qebby ba gur
X cvyybj.
X (10) Phphzoref qba'g pner vs lbh znxr zber zbarl guna gurl qb.
X (11) Jvgu n phphzore, gur gbvyrg frng vf nyjnlf gur jnl lbh
X yrsg vg.
X%%
XRdhnyvgl vf abg jura n srznyr Rvafgrva trgf cebzbgrq gb nffvfgnag
Xcebsrffbe; rdhnyvgl vf jura n srznyr fpuyrzvry zbirf nurnq nf snfg nf n
Xznyr fpuyrzvry.
X -- Rjnyq Aldhvfg
X%%
XRinatryvfgf qb vg jvgu Uvz jngpuvat.
X%%
X"Rira abjnqnlf n zna pna'g fgrc hc naq xvyy n jbzna jvgubhg srryvat
Xwhfg n ovg hapuvinyebhf ..."
X -- Eboreg Orapuyrl
X%%
XSrzvavfgf fnl 60 creprag bs gur pbhagel'f jrnygu vf va gur unaqf bs
Xjbzra. Gurl'er yrggvat zra ubyq gur bgure 40 creprag orpnhfr gurve
Xunaqontf ner shyy.
X -- Rney Jvyfba
X%%
XSvr sbe funzr, lbh ynfpvivbhf, yrjq, yrpurebhf, yvovqvabhf, yhfgshy,
Xyvpragvbhf, qvegl ohz!!
X%%
XSybccl abj, uneq yngre.
X%%
XSbe gubfr bs lbh ubj unir orra ybbxvat sbe rivqrapr gung n jbexvat
Xirefvba bs "Fgne Jnef" pna or ohvyg, pbafvqre gur sbyybjvat cebbs
Xbssrerq ol Pnfcne Jrvaoretre:
X
X "Vs fhpu n flfgrz vf fb hanggnvanoyr, jul unir gur Fbivrgf orra
X jbexvat qrfcrengryl gb trg vg sbe bire 17 lrnef?"
X
X -- HFN Gbqnl, 24 Whar 1986
X%%
XSbeavpngvba, a.:
X Grez hfrq ol crbcyr jub qba'g unir nalobql gb fperj jvgu.
X%%
XTrbetr Jnfuvatgba abg bayl pubccrq qbja uvf sngure'f pureel gerr, ohg
Xur nyfb nqzvggrq qbvat vg. Abj, qb lbh xabj jul uvf sngure qvqa'g
Xchavfu uvz? Orpnhfr Trbetr fgvyy unq gur nkr va uvf unaq.
X%%
XTrggvat na rqhpngvba ng gur Havirefvgl bs Pnyvsbeavn vf yvxr univat
X$50.00 fubirq hc lbhe nff, n avpxry ng n gvzr.
X%%
X "Tbq ohvyg n pbzcryyvat frk qevir vagb rirel perngher, ab
Xznggre jung fglyr bs shpxvat vg cenpgvprq. Ur znqr frk veerfvfgvoyl
Xcyrnfhenoyr, jvyqyl wblbhf, serr sebz srnef. Ur znqr vg vaabprag
Xzreevzrag.
X "Arrqyrff gb fnl, shpxvat jnf na vzzrqvngr fznfu uvg. Rirelbar
Xnterrq, sebz nneqinexf gb mroenf. Nyy gur wbyyl navznyf -- yvbaf naq
Xynzof, euvabprebfrf naq tnmryyrf, fxlynexf naq ybofgref, rira vafrpgf,
Xgubhtu zbfg bs gurz shpx bayl bapr va n yvsrgvzr -- shpxrq nybat
Xvaabpragyl naq zreevyl sbe uhaqerqf bs zvyyvbaf bs lrnef. Znlor gurl
Xjrer qhzo navznyf, ohg gurl xarj n tbbq guvat jura gurl unq bar."
X -- Nyna Furezna, "Gur Encr bs gur N*C*R*"
X%%
XTbq tvirf hf eryngvirf; gunax tbbqarff jr pna pubfr bhe sevraqf.
X%%
XTbq vf na ngurvfg.
X%%
XTBQ vf nccyvrq CBJRE
X juvpu vf nccyvrq TBIREAZRAG
X juvpu vf nccyvrq CBYVGVPF
X juvpu vf nccyvrq NQIREGVFVAT
X juvpu vf nccyvrq FBPVBYBTL
X juvpu vf nccyvrq CFLPUBYBTL
X juvpu vf nccyvrq OVBYBTL
X juvpu vf nccyvrq PURZVFGEL
X juvpu vf nccyvrq CULFVPF
X juvpu vf nccyvrq ZNGU
X juvpu vf nccyvrq CUVYBFBCUL
X juvpu vf nccyvrq OHYYFUVG
X%%
X"Tbq vf nf erny nf V nz," gur byq zna fnvq. Zl snvgu jnf erfgberq, sbe
XV arj gung Fnagn jbhyq arire yvr.
X%%
X"Tbq vf ovt, fb qba'g shpx jvgu uvz."
X%%
XTbq vfa'g qrnq -- ur'f orra ohfgrq
X%%
XTbq vfa'g qrnq, Ur'f whfg gelvat gb nibvq gur qensg.
X%%
XTbq zhfg ybir nffubyrf -- Fur znqr fb znal bs gurz.
X%%
XTbq jnagrq gb unir n ubyvqnl, fb Ur nfxrq Fg. Crgre sbe fhttrfgvbaf ba
Xjurer gb tb.
X "Jul abg tb gb Whcvgre?" nfxrq Fg. Crgre.
X "Ab, gbb zhpu tenivgl, gbb zhpu fgbzcvat nebhaq," fnvq Tbq.
X "Jryy, ubj nobhg Zrephel?"
X "Ab, vg'f gbb ubg gurer."
X "Bxnl," fnvq Fg. Crgre, "Jung nobhg Rnegu?"
X "Ab," fnvq Tbq, "Gurl'er fhpu ubeevoyr tbffvcf. Jura V jnf
Xgurer 2000 lrnef ntb, V unq na nssnve jvgu n Wrjvfu jbzna, naq gurl'er
Xfgvyy gnyxvat nobhg vg."
X%%
XTbbq qnl sbe jngre fcbegf. Gnxr n ongu jvgu n sevraq.
X%%
XTenva tebjf orfg va fuvg
X -- Hefhyn X. YrThva
X%%
XTenivgl vf na hasbetvivat zbgureshpxre.
X%%
XTerng Ybire, a.:
X N zna jub pna oerngur guebhtu uvf rnef.
X%%
XUnpxref qb vg jvgu nyy fbegf bs punenpgref.
X%%
XUnpxref qb vg jvgu ohtf.
X%%
XUnpxref qb vg jvgu srjre vafgehpgvbaf.
X%%
XUnpxref xabj nyy gur evtug ZBIf.
X%%
XUnttvf, a.:
X Unttvf vf n xvaq bs fghss oynpx chqqvat rngra ol gur Fpbgf naq
X pbafvqrerq ol gurz gb or abg bayl n qryvpnpl ohg svg sbe uhzna
X pbafhzcgvba. Gur zvaprq urneg, yvire naq yhatf bs n furrc,
X pnys be bgure navzny'f vaare betnaf ner zvkrq jvgu bngzrny,
X frnyrq naq obvyrq va znj va gur furrc'f vagrfgvany fgbznpu-ont
X naq ... Rkphfr zr n zvahgr ...
X%%
XUneqyl n cher fpvrapr, uvfgbel vf pybfre gb navzny uhfonaqel guna vg vf
Xgb zngurzngvpf, va gung vg vaibyirf fryrpgvir oerrqvat. Gur cevapvcny
Xqvssrerapr orgjrra gur uhfonaqelzna naq gur uvfgbevna vf gung gur
Xsbezre oerrqf furrc be pbjf be fhpu, naq gur ynggre oerrqf (nffhzrq)
Xsnpgf. Gur uhfonaqelzna hfrf uvf fxvyyf gb raevpu gur shgher; gur
Xuvfgbevna hfrf uvf gb raevpu gur cnfg. Obgu ner hfhnyyl hc gb gurve
Xnaxyrf va ohyyfuvg.
X -- Gbz Eboovaf
X%%
XUnivat qvfpbirerq gur cbffvovyvgl gung bgure perngherf pbhyq or hfrq
Xsbe frkhny vagrepbhefr, rneyl zna jnf yvxryl gb unir znqr znal fhpu
Xnggrzcgf ... gubhtu vg vf qbhogshy gung ur jnf fb frkhnyyl pneavibebhf
Xnf gur Puevfgvna naq Wrjvfu Nqnz, jub, enoovavpny vagrecergref bs gur
XByq Grfgnzrag gryy hf, unq vagrepbhefr jvgu rirel perngher orsber Tbq
Xsvanyyl uvg hcba gur vqrn bs jbzna naq perngrq Rir.
X -- E. R. Znfgref
X%%
X"Ur pbhyq or n cbfgre puvyq sbe ergebnpgvir ovegu pbageby."
X%%
XUr ungrq gb zraq, fb lbhat Arq
XPnyyrq va n phgr arvtuobe vafgrnq.
X Ure uhfonaq fnvq, "Iv,
X Jura lbh fgvgpurq hc uvf gbea syl,
XQvq lbh unir gb ovgr bss gur guernq?"
X%%
XUr jnfa'g zhpu bs na npgbe, ur jnfa'g zhpu bs n Tbireabe -- Uryy, gurl
X_U_N_Q gb znxr uvz Cerfvqrag bs gur Havgrq Fgngrf. Vg'f gur bayl wbo ur'f
Xdhnyvsvrq sbe!
X -- Zvpunry Pnva
X%%
XUr jub svaqrgu frafhbhf cyrnfherf va gur obqvrf bs yhfu, ubg, cvax
Xqnzfryf vf abg evtugrbhf, ohg ur pna unir n ybg zber sha.
X%%
XUr jub farrmrf jvgubhg n unaqxrepuvrs gnxrf znggref vagb uvf bja
Xunaqf.
X%%
X"Ur'f abg cvavat, ur'f cnffrq ba! Guvf cneebg jba'g fdhnjx! Ur'f
Xprnfrq gb or! Ur'f rkcverq, naq tbar gb zrrg uvf znxre! Vg'f n
Xfgvss! Ab oerngu bs yvsr, ur znl erfg va crnpr! Vs lbh unqa'g anvyrq
Xuvz gb gur crepu, ur'q or chfuvat hc gur qnvfvrf! Ur'f bss gur gjvt!
XUr'f xvpxrq gur ohpxrg! Ur'f pheyrq hc uvf gbbgvrf! Ur'f fuhssyrq bss
Xguvf zbegny jbeyq! Ur'f eha qbja gur phegnva, naq wbvarq gur oyrrq'a
XPubve Vaivapvoyr! UR'F SHPXVAT FAHSSRQ VG! Ivf-n-iv uvf zrgnobyvp
Xcebprffrf vf urnq vf ybfg. Nyy fgngrzragf pbapreavat guvf cneebg vf ab
Xybatre n tbvat pbaprea, nsgre sebz abj ba, Vabcrengvir...
X
X GUVF VF NA RK-CNEEBG!!
X%%
XUre svther qrfpevorq n frg bs cnenobynf gung pbhyq pnhfr pneqvnp neerfg
Xva n lnx.
X -- Jbbql Nyyra
X%%
XUre xvffrf yrsg fbzrguvat gb or qrfverq -- gur erfg bs ure.
X%%
XUrer vf gur ceboyrz: sbe znal lrnef, gur Fhcerzr Pbheg jerfgyrq jvgu
Xgur vffhr bs cbeabtencul, hagvy svanyyl Nffbpvngr Whfgvpr Wbua Cnhy
XFgriraf pnzr hc jvgu gur snzbhf dhbgngvba nobhg ubj ur pbhyqa'g qrsvar
Xcbeabtencul, ohg ur xarj vg jura ur fnj vg. Fb sbe n juvyr, gur
Xpbheg'f cbyvpl jnf gb unir nyy gur fhfcrpgrq cbeabtencul gehpxrq gb
XWhfgvpr Fgriraf' ubhfr, jurer ur jbhyq ybbx vg bire. "Abcr, guvf vfa'g
Xvg," ur'q fnl. "Oevat fbzr zber." Guvf jrag ba hagvy bar zbeavat jura
Xuvf ubhfrxrrcre sbhaq uvz genccrq va gur erperngvba ebbz haqre na
Xrabezbhf zbhaq bs ehoorevmrq vzcyrzragf, naq gur pbheg unq gb vffhr n
Xehyvat fgngvat gung vg qvqa'g xabj jung gur uryy cbeabtencul jnf rkprcg
Xgung vg jnf vyyrtny naq rirelobql fubhyq fgbc onqtrevat gur pbheg nobhg
Xvg orpnhfr gur pbheg jnf tbvat gb gnxr n anc.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
X%%
X"Urer'f gur ubyvqnl fpurqhyr sbe Zbaqnl'f bofreingvba bs Znegva Yhgure
XXvat We.'f oveguqnl, jura gur sbyybjvat jvyy or pybfrq:
X
X * Tbireazragny bssvprf
X * Cbfg bssvprf
X * Yvoenevrf
X * Fpubbyf
X * Onaxf
X * Cnegf bs Cnyz Ornpu
X
Xnaq gur zvaq bs Frangbe Wrffr Uryzf bs Abegu Pnebyvan."
X -- Qraavf Zvyyre, "Fngheqnl Avtug Yvir"
X%%
XUvfgbel unf gur eryngvba gb gehgu gung gurbybtl unf gb eryvtvba --
Xv.r., abar gb fcrnx bs.
X -- Ynmnehf Ybat
X%%
X"Ubj qb lbh yvxr gur arj Nzrevpn? Jr'ir phg gur sng bhg bs gur
Xtbireazrag, naq zber erpragyl gur urneg naq oenva (gur onpxobar jnf
Xtbar fbzr gvzr ntb). Nyy jr frrz gb unir yrsg abj vf zhfpyr. Jr'yy or
Xyhpxl gb rfpncr jvgu bhe fxvaf!"
X%%
XUbjneq Pbfryy'f ovttrfg cebgehfvba vf uvf nffubyr
X -- Wbua Inyol
X%%
XUhtu Ursare vf n ivetva.
X%%
XV nz na ngurvfg, gunax Tbq!
X%%
XV oryvrir gung Ebanyq Erntna jvyy fbzrqnl znxr guvf pbhagel jung vg
Xbapr jnf ... na nepgvp jvyqrearff
X -- Fgrir Znegva
X%%
XV pnzr; V fnj; V shpxrq hc
X%%
XV unir n shaal qnqql
XJub tbrf va naq bhg jvgu zr
XNaq rirelguvat gung onol qbrf
XQnqql'f fher gb frr,
XNaq rirelguvat gung onol fnlf,
XZl qnqql'f fher gb gryy.
XLbh _z_h_f_g unir ernq zl qnqql'f irefr.
XV ubcr ur sevrf va Uryy.
X -- Btqra Anfu
X%%
XV ybir guvf shpxvat Havirefvgl, naq guvf Havirefvgl ybirf shpxvat zr.
X%%
XV bapr zrg n ynffvr anzrq Ehgu
XVa n ybat qvfgnapr gryrcubar obbgu.
X Abj V xabj gur cresrpgvba
X Bs na vqrny pbaarpgvba
XRira vs fbzrjung hapbhgu.
X%%
X"V bja zl bja obql, ohg V funer"
X%%
XV ernyvmr gung gbqnl lbh unir n ahzore bs gbc srznyr nguyrgrf fhpu nf
XZnegvan Aniengvybin jub pna eha yvxr qrre naq orapu-cerff Puriebyrg
Xgehpxf. Ohg gb or oehgnyyl senax, jbzra nf n tebhc unir n ybat jnl gb
Xtb orsber gurl ernpu gur yriry bs vagrafvgl naq qrqvpngvba gb fcbegf
Xgung ranoyrf zra gb or fhpu vaperqvoyr wrexf nobhg vg.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Fcbegf vf n Qent"
X%%
XV erterg gb fnl gung jr bs gur S.O.V. ner cbjreyrff gb npg va pnfrf bs
Xbeny-travgny vagvznpl, hayrff vg unf va fbzr jnl bofgehpgrq vagrefgngr
Xpbzzrepr.
X -- W. Rqtne Ubbire
X%%
XV guvax rirel tbbq Puevfgvna bhtug gb xvpx Snyjryy evtug va gur nff.
X -- Oneel Tbyqjngre
X%%
XV guvax cbc zhfvp unf qbar zber sbe beny vagrepbhefr guna nalguvat ryfr
Xgung unf rire unccrarq, naq ivpr irefn.
X -- Senax Mnccn
X%%
XV jnyxrq ba gbjneq Cybhtujevtug, guvaxvat nobhg srprf. Jung n ybg jr
Xunq sbhaq bhg nobhg gur ceruvfgbevp cnfg sebz gur fghql bs sbffvyvmrq
Xqhat bs ybat-inavfurq navznyf. N zvenphybhf guvat, ernyyl; n erpbirel
Xsebz gur cnfg sebz jung jnf pneryrffyl erwrpgrq. Naq va gur Zvqqyr
XNtrf, ubj pbaprearq crbcyr jub yvirq pybfr gb gur jbeyq bs angher jrer
Xjvgu gur srprf bs navznyf. Naq jung n inevrgl bs anzrf gurl unq sbe
Xgurz: gur Pebgryf bs n Uner, gur Sevnagf bs n Obne, gur Fcenvagf bs
Xna Bggre, gur Jreqrebor bs n Onqtre, gur Jnttlvat bs n Sbk, gur Shzrgf
Xbs n Qrre. Fheryl gurer zvtug or fbzr jbeqf sbe gur zngrevny fb arne
Xgb gur urneg bs Bml Sebngf [na npnqrzvp fghqlvat srprf] guna fuvg?
XJung nobhg gur Ceboyrzf bs n Cerfvqrag, gur Onpxjneq Cnffrf bs n
XSbbgonyyre, gur Qrsreenyf bs n Qrna, gur Bqq Ibyhzrf bs n Yvoenevna,
Xgur Sbbgabgrf bs n Cu.Q., gur Ybj Tenqrf bs n Serfuzna, gur Nakvrgvrf
Xbs na Hagraherq Cebsrffbe?
X -- Eboregfba Qnivrf, "Gur Erory Natryf"
X%%
XV jbhyqa'g zvaq qlvat -- vg'f gung ohfvarff bs univat gb fgnl qrnq gung
Xfpnerf gur fuvg bhg bs zr.
X -- E. Trvf
X%%
XV'q yvxr gb zrrg gur zna jub vairagrq frk naq frr jung ur'f jbexvat ba
Xabj.
X%%
XV'z tbvat gb Vbjn sbe na njneq. Gura V'z nccrnevat ng Pneartvr Unyy,
Xvg'f fbyq bhg. Gura V'z fnvyvat gb Senapr gb or ubaberq ol gur Serapu
Xtbireazrag -- V'q tvir vg nyy hc sbe bar rerpgvba.
X -- Tebhpub Znek
X%%
X"V'ir unq bar puvyq. Zl uhfonaq jnagf gb unir nabgure. V'q yvxr gb
Xjngpu uvz unir nabgure."
X%%
XVs n puvyq naablf lbh, dhvrg uvz ol oehfuvat uvf unve. Vs guvf qbrfa'g
Xjbex, hfr gur bgure fvqr bs gur oehfu ba gur bgure raq bs gur puvyq.
X%%
XVs nyy gurfr fjrrg lbhat guvatf jrer ynvq raq-gb-raq, V jbhyqa'g or n
Xovg fhecevfrq.
X -- Qbebgul Cnexre
X%%
X"Vs nalbar jnagf gb genqr n pbhcyr bs pragenyyl ybpngrq, jryy-phfuvbarq
Xfubjtveyf sbe na rebqrq fybcr 90 zvahgrf sebz Oebnqjnl, V'yy or ba guvf
Xpbeare gbzbeebj ng 11 jvgu zl gbathr unatvat bhg."
X -- F. W. Creryzna
X%%
XVs pyrne guvaxvat perngrq fcnexf, jr pbhyq fnsryl fgber qlanzvgr va
XWnzrf Jngg'f bssvpr.
X -- Jnlar Funaaba, XEBA-GI
X%%
X"Vs Tbq unq jnagrq hf gb hfr gur zrgevp flfgrz, Wrfhf jbhyq unir unq 10
Xncbfgyrf."
X%%
XVs thaf ner bhgynjrq, ubj jvyy jr fubbg gur yvorenyf?
X%%
XVs Uryra Xryyre vf nybar va n sberfg naq snyyf, qbrf fur znxr n fbhaq?
X%%
XVs zra pbhyq trg certanag, nobegvba jbhyq or n fnpenzrag.
X%%
XVs Erntna vf gur nafjre, vg zhfg unir orra n IREL fvyyl dhrfgvba.
X%%
XVs fbzrbar jrer gb nfx zr sbe n fubeg phg gb frafhnyvgl, V jbhyq
Xfhttrfg ur tb fubccvat sbe n hfrq 427 Furyol-Pboen. Ohg vg vf bayl
Xsnve gb jnea lbh gung bs gur 300 thlf jub fjvgpurq gb gurz va 1966,
Xbayl gjb jrag onpx gb jbzra.
X -- Zbeg Fnuy
X%%
XVs gur Nzrevpna qernz vf sbe Nzrevpnaf bayl, vg jvyy erznva bhe qernz
Xnaq arire or bhe qrfgval.
X -- Era'r qr Ivfzr Jvyyvnzfba
X%%
XVs lbh pna oryvrir gra vzcbffvoyr guvatf orsber oernxsnfg, gura lbh
Xfubhyq wbva
X
X GUR PUHEPU BS PBHAGRESNPGHNY ORYVRS
X
XGur Puhepu bs Pbhagresnpghny Oryvrs unf orra frg hc gb pngre gb nyy jub
Xqba'g nyybj qrzbafgenoyr gehgu gb trg va gur jnl bs gurve oryvrsf. Va
Xnqqvgvba gb perngvba fpvrapr naq gur syngarff bs gur rnegu, gur
Xsbyybjvat oryvrsf unir orra pregvsvrq ol Cbcr Qhnar nf Puhepu qbtzn:
X
X -- Gung gurer vf n ubyr va gur Rnegu ng gur Abegu Cbyr sebz juvpu
X HSBf pbzr.
X -- Gung cv rdhnyf cerpvfryl 3.000.
X -- Gung frk pna or rawblrq bayl ol oynpxf naq ubzbfrkhnyf.
X -- Gung Ovyyl Wbr Jvyfba (Ubbcyn, Zvff.) unf fhpprffshyyl fdhnerq
X gur pvepyr.
X -- Gung Uneel Gehzna vf fgvyy cerfvqrag, naq qbvat n svar wbo.
X -- Gung cv rdhnyf cerpvfryl 22/7.
X
XFrireny bgure vzcbegnag pbhagresnpghny oryvrsf ner cerfragyl orvat
Xfghqvrq, vapyhqvat Erntnabzvpf, N.V., naq gung gur zbba ynaqvatf jrer
Xqbar va n Ubyyljbbq fcrpvny rssrpgf fghqvb. Gurfr jvyy or gur fhowrpg
Xbs n sbegupbzvat Cncny Ohyy ...
X%%
XVs lbh zrrg fbzrobql jub gryyf lbh gung ur ybirf lbh zber guna nalobql
Xva gur jubyr jvqr jbeyq, qba'g gehfg uvz. Vg zrnaf ur rkcrevzragf.
X%%
XVs lbh guvax frk vf n cnva va gur nff, gel qvssrerag cbfvgvba.
X%%
X"Vs lbh'er n erny tbbq xvq, V'yy tvir lbh n cvttl-onpx evqr ba n
Xohmm-fnj."
X -- J. P. Svryqf
X%%
XVtabenapr vf gur Zbgure bs Qribgvba.
X -- Eboreg Ohegba
X%%
X Va gur ortvaavat jnf gur QRZB Cebwrpg. Naq gur Cebwrpg jnf
Xjvgubhg sbez. Naq qnexarff jnf hcba gur fgnss zrzoref gurerbs. Fb
Xgurl fcnxr hagb gurve Qvivfvba Urnq, fnlvat, "Vg vf n pebpx bs fuvg,
Xnaq vg fgvaxf."
X
X Naq gur Qvivfvba Urnq fcnxr hagb uvf Qrcnegzrag Urnq, fnlvat,
X"Vg vf n pebpx bs rkperzrag naq abar znl novqr gur bqbe gurerbs." Abj,
Xgur Qrcnegzrag Urnq fcnxr hagb uvf Qverpgbengr Urnq, fnlvat, "Vg vf n
Xpbagnvare bs rkperzrag, naq vf irel fgebat, fhpu gung abar znl novqr
Xorsber vg." Naq vg pnzr gb cnff gung gur Qverpgbengr Urnq fcnxr hagb
Xgur Nffvfgnag Grpuavpny Qverpgbe, fnlvat, "Vg vf n irffry bs sregvyvmre
Xnaq abar znl novqr ol vgf fgeratgu."
X
X Naq gur nffvfgnag Grpuavpny Qverpgbe fcnxr guhf hagb gur
XGrpuavpny Qverpgbe, fnlvat, "Vg pbagnvargu gung juvpu nvqf tebjgu naq
Xvg vf irel fgebat." Naq, Yb, gur Grpuavpny Qverpgbe fcnxr gura hagb
Xgur Pncgnva, fnlvat, "Gur cbjreshy arj Cebwrpg jvyy uryc cebzbgr gur
Xtebjgu bs gur Ynobengbevrf."
X
X Naq gur Pncgnva ybbxrq qbja hcba gur Cebwrpg, naq Ur fnj gung
Xvg jnf Tbbq!
X%%
XVa gur Tneqra bs Rqra fng Nqnz,
XZnffntvat gur ohfg bs uvf znqnz,
X Ur puhpxyrq jvgu zvegu,
X Sbe ur xarj gung ba rnegu,
XGurer jrer bayl gjb obbof naq ur unq 'rz.
X%%
XVaprfg, a.:
X Fvoyvat eriryel.
X%%
XVg vf n fnq pbzzragnel ba gbqnl'f fbpvrgl gung guvf sbeghar unf gb or
Xpynffvsvrq nf "bssrafvir" fvzcyl orpnhfr vg pbagnvaf gur jbeq "shpx".
X%%
X"Vg jnf n Ebzna jub fnvq vg jnf fjrrg gb qvr sbe bar'f pbhagel. Gur
XTerrxf arire fnvq vg jnf fjrrg gb qvr sbe nalguvat. Gurl unq ab ivgny
Xyvrf."
X -- Rqvgu Unzvygba, "Gur Terrx Jnl"
X%%
XWrfhf qvrq sbe lbhe fvaf. Znxr vg jbegu uvf gvzr.
X%%
XWrfhf jnf xvyyrq ol n Zbeny Znwbevgl.
X%%
XWbua Ovepu Fbpvrgl -- gung cngurgvp znavsrfgngvba bs betnavmrq
Xncbcyrkl.
X -- Rqjneq C. Zbetna
X%%
XXnfun, a.:
X Xnfun vf nyjnlf qrsvarq nf "ohpxjurng tebngf". Gurer'f bayl
X bar ceboyrz jvgu guvf qrsvavgvba: jung gur shpx ner "ohpxjurng
X tebngf"? *_V* xabj jung gurl ner -- gurl'er xnfun. Ohg gung
X qbrfa'g uryc *___lbh* zhpu.
X -- Neguhe Anvzna, "Rirel Tbl'f Thvqr gb Lvqqvfu"
X%%
XXvyy n pbzzvr sbe Puevfg!
X%%
XYnvffrm Snver Rpbabzvpf vf gur gurbel gung vs rnpu npgf yvxr n ihygher,
Xnyy jvyy raq nf qbirf.
X%%
XYnetr pngf pna or qnatrebhf, ohg n yvggyr chffl arire uheg nalbar.
X%%
XYRG Wrfhf or LBHE napube!
X
XFb jura Fngna ebpxf lbhe obng, GUEBJ Wrfhf bireobneq!
X%%
X... Yrg zr gryy lbh jub gur npghny "sebag-ehaaref" ner. Ba bar fvqr,
Xlbh unir Trbetr Ohfu, jub vf pheeragyl tbvat guebhtu n fbeg bs
Xsengreavgl unmvat jurerva ur unf gb cresbez n frevrf bs uhzvyvngvat
Xfghagf gb jva gur nccebiny bs gur Erchoyvpna Evtug. Sbe rknzcyr, gurl
Xunq uvz znxr n fcrrpu bbmvat cenvfr nyy bire Jvyyvnz Ybro, qrprnfrq
Xchoyvfure bs gur Znapurfgre (A.U.) Havba Yrnqre naq Fyvzr Wbheanyvfg.
XYbro unq qhzcrq ivpvbhfyl nyy bire Trbetr va gur 1980 Arj Unzcfuver
Xcevznel. Ohg jura gur Evtug uryq n ovt gevohgr sbe Ybro, Trbetr pnzr
Xonpx gb gur sbyq, yvxr n zna jvgu n ohatrr pbeq jenccrq nebhaq uvf
Xarpx.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Gur Gjvaxvr naq gur Fdhvq"
X%%
XYvsr vf yvxr n cravf: jura vg'f fbsg lbh pna'g orng vg, naq jura vg'f
Xuneq lbh trg shpxrq.
X%%
XYvfc unpxref unir gb or obhaq (gb-qb 'vg) ...
X%%
XYvivat va Ubyyljbbq vf yvxr yvivat va n objy bs tenabyn. Jung nva'g
Xsehvgf naq ahgf vf synxrf.
X%%
XYbir qbrf abg znxr gur jbeyq tb nebhaq, whfg hc naq qbja n ovg.
X%%
XZngurzngvpvnaf qb vg va gurbel.
X%%
XZngurzngvpvnaf gnxr vg gb gur yvzvg.
X%%
XZnl n qvfrnfrq lnx gnxr n yvxvat gb lbhe fvfgre.
X%%
XZnl gur snvel tbq-pnzry yrnir n yhzc ba lbhe cvyybj!
X%%
XZrtngba Zna: "YBBX ng gurz! Urycyrff, graqre perngherf, erylvat ba
X ZR, jnvgvat sbe ZR gb znxr zl zbir!"
X
X(sebz orybj): "Zbir lbhe NFF, Sng-urnq!"
X
XZrtngba Zna: "Vg vf n ZNAQNGR, naq V nz QHGL OBHAQ gb BORL!"
X%%
XZvffvbanel Cbfvgvba:
X Gur zvffvbanel ba gbc.
X%%
X"Zbfg yrtvfyngbef ner fb qhzo gung gurl pbhyqa'g cbhe cvff bhg bs n
Xobbg vs gur vafgehpgvbaf jrer cevagrq ba gur urry."
X%%
XZbggb bs gur Ryrpgevpny Ratvarre:
X Jbexvat pbzchgre uneqjner vf n ybg yvxr na rerpg cravf: vg
X fgnlf hc nf ybat nf lbh qba'g shpx jvgu vg.
X%%
XZl oebgure-va-ynj unf sbhaq n jnl gb znxr raqf zrrg. Ur tbrf nebhaq
Xjvgu uvf urnq fghpx hc uvf nff.
X%%
X"Zl pbhagel, evtug be jebat," vf n guvat gung ab cngevbg jbhyq guvax bs
Xfnlvat rkprcg va n qrfcrengr pnfr. Vg vf yvxr fnlvat, "Zl zbgure,
Xqehax be fbore."
X -- T. X. Purfgregba
X%%
XZl sngure jnf n perbyr, uvf sngure n Arteb, naq uvf sngure n zbaxrl; zl
Xsnzvyl, vg frrzf, ortvaf jurer lbhef yrsg bss.
X -- Nyrknaqer Qhznf, crer
X%%
X Zl Snibevgr Qehtf [Fhat gb Zl Snibevgr Guvatf]
XErrsref naq ebnpu pyvcf naq cncref naq ebyyref
XPbpnvar naq cebpnvar sbe gjragl lrne zbynef
XErqf naq crlbgr gb jbex bhg lbhe ohtf
XGurfr ner n srj bs zl snibevgr qehtf.
X
XHccref naq qbjaref naq zrgurqevar sernxbhg
XGnxr fbzr nzcurgnzvarf, jngpu lbhe oenvaf yrnx bhg
XNpvq naq zrfpnyvar chyy bhg lbhe cyhtf
XGurfr ner n srj bs zl snibevgr qehtf.
X
XOnpxf gung ner cresrpg sbe pneelvat zbaxrlf
XHfref bs urebva, bsgra pnyyrq whaxvrf
XZrgunqbar urycf gura gb fgbc orvat guhtf
XGnxrf gurz bss bar bs zl snibevgr qehtf.
X
X Ba n onq gevc
X Jura gur pbcf pbzr
X Jura V ybfr zl urnq
X V fvzcyl gnxr zber bs zl snibevgr qehtf
X Naq gura V'z abg fnq -- V'z qrnq!
X%%
XAnapl Erntna jnagf qvibepr byq Eba ... frrzf ur'f znxvat vg uneq sbe
Xrirelbar ohg ure.
X%%
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echo shar: 21 control characters may be missing from \"obscene.r13.aa\"
if test 34205 -ne `wc -c <obscene.r13.aa`; then
echo shar: \"obscene.r13.aa\" unpacked with wrong size!
fi
# end of overwriting check
fi
echo shar: End of archive 3 \(of 16\).
cp /dev/null ark3isdone
MISSING=""
for I in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 ; do
if test ! -f ark${I}isdone ; then
MISSING="${MISSING} ${I}"
fi
done
if test "${MISSING}" = "" ; then
echo You have unpacked all 16 archives.
rm -f ark[1-9]isdone ark[1-9][0-9]isdone
else
echo You still need to unpack the following archives:
echo " " ${MISSING}
fi
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