games-request@tekred.TEK.COM (05/28/87)
Submitted by: arnold@apollo.UUCP
Comp.sources.games: Volume 1, Issue 28
Archive-name: fortune/Part04
#! /bin/sh
# This is a shell archive. Remove anything before this line, then unpack
# it by saving it into a file and typing "sh file". To overwrite existing
# files, type "sh file -c". If this archive is complete, you
# will see the following message at the end:
# "End of archive 4 (of 16)."
# Contents: obscene.r13.ab
# Wrapped by billr@tekred on Thu May 21 15:14:36 1987
PATH=/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/ucb:. ; export PATH
numchars=36246;suffix=ab
if test -f .obscene.com
then
. .obscene.com
else
echo -n a > .echo_tmp
if egrep n .echo_tmp > /dev/null
then
n=""
c="\c"
else
n="-n"
c=""
fi
rm -f .echo_tmp
cat << \EOF
***********************************************************************
The fortune database has a section of potentially offensive fortunes
which may offend people because of references to sex, politics, or
religion, or because they use words that some find offensive. To get
fortunes from this list, a user must specifically ask for them, using
either -o or -a, so no one gets them by surprise. Some groups don't
even like the existence of such a section of fortunes -- to protect
them, the section is transmitted with rot13 encryption. You have the
following options right now:
(1) unencrypt the fortunes and leave them on your system.
(2) leave the encrypted fortunes on the system.
(3) delete the section right now, replacing it with a
statement that says the section isn't on the system.
(3) is final; both (1) and (2) allow you to change your mind latter,
but do result in the section being present on your disk.
***********************************************************************
EOF
echo $n "Do you want to unencrypt the potentially offensive fortunes now? [ny] $c"
read first_answer
case "$first_answer" in
y*|Y*)
;;
*)
echo $n "Do you want to remove the potentially offensive fortunes? [ny] $c"
read second_answer
;;
esac
cat > .obscene.com << SHAR_EOF
first_answer="$first_answer"
second_answer="$second_answer"
SHAR_EOF
fi
case "$first_answer" in
y*|Y*)
if test -f ./Rot13
then
ob_file=obscene.$suffix
ob_com=./Rot13
else
echo "*** ./Rot13 is missing. You must have unshared part 01 before ***"
echo "*** unsharing this if you want do decode while extracting. ***"
exit 1
fi
;;
*)
echo "*** Potentially offensive fortunes left encrpyted. ***"
case "$second_answer" in
y*|Y*)
ob_file=obscene
ob_com="echo No potentially offensive fortunes in this database"
echo "*** Potentially offensive fortunes discarded during upcoming extraction ***"
;;
*)
ob_com=cat
ob_file=obscene.r13.$suffix
cat << EOF
We will create a temporary "obscene" file. Potentially offensive
fortunes will be left as "obscene.r13.??". To decode say:
rm obscene
make obscene.r13
./Rot13 obscene.r13 > obscene
rm obscene.r13
EOF
echo "No offensive fortunes in this database" > obscene
;;
esac
;;
esac
echo shar: "Extracting \"$ob_file\"" "($numchars characters)"
if test -f $ob_file
then
echo shar: "will not over-write existing file $ob_file"
else
sed 's/^X//' << \END_OF_$ob_file | $ob_com > $ob_file
X ARJ NQQVGVBA GB GUR YVOENEL:
X"Fnyyl", gur qrcnegzrag'f arj vasyngnoyr qbyy, vf ninvynoyr ba n
Xfubeg-grez erzbiny onfvf bayl -- cyrnfr fvta ure bhg naq erghea ure
Xcebzcgyl gb nibvq rkgraqrq jnvgf. (Jr ner fgvyy njnvgvat fuvczrag bs
Xbhe "Ovt Wbua" qbyy.)
X%%
XAb jbzna pna pnyy urefrys serr hagvy fur pna pubbfr pbafpvbhfyl jurgure
Xfur jvyy be jvyy abg or n zbgure.
X -- Znetnerg U. Fnatre
X%%
X"Abg bayl vf Tbq qrnq, ohg whfg gel gb svaq n cyhzore ba jrrxraqf."
X -- Jbbql Nyyra
X%%
XAbguvat vf orggre guna Frk.
XZnfgheongvba vf orggre guna abguvat.
XGurersber, Znfgheongvba vf orggre guna Frk.
X%%
XAhxr gur tnl, haobea, onol junyrf sbe Wrfhf.
X%%
XB'Evbeqna'f Gurberz:
X Oenvaf k Ornhgl = Pbafgnag.
X
XChezny'f Pbebyynel:
X Nf gur yvzvg bs (Oenvaf k Ornhgl) tbrf gb vasvavgl,
X ninvynovyvgl tbrf gb mreb.
X%%
XBofpravgl vf gur pehgpu bs vanegvphyngr zbgureshpxref.
X%%
XBppvqrag, a.:
X Gur cneg bs gur jbeyq ylvat jrfg (be rnfg) bs gur Bevrag. Vg
X vf ynetryl vaunovgrq ol Puevfgvnaf, cbjreshy fho-gevor bs gur
X Ulcbpevgrf, jubfr cevapvcny vaqhfgevrf ner zheqre naq purngvat,
X juvpu gurl ner cyrnfrq gb pnyy "jne" naq "pbzzrepr." Gurfr,
X nyfb, ner gur cevapvcny vaqhfgevrf bs gur Bevrag.
X -- Nzoebfr Ovrepr, "Gur Qrivy'f Qvpgvbanel"
X%%
XBprna, a.:
X N obql bs jngre bpphclvat nobhg gjb-guveqf bs n jbeyq znqr sbe
X zna -- jub unf ab tvyyf.
X%%
XBapr n lbhat tnl sebz Xunegbhz
XGbbx n yrfovna hc gb uvf ebbz.
X Gurl nethrq nyy avtug
X Bire jub unq gur evtug
XGb qb jung, naq jvgu juvpu, naq gb jubz.
X%%
XBapr hcba n gvzr, gurer jnf n aba-pbasbezvat fcneebj jub qrpvqrq abg gb
Xsyl fbhgu sbe gur jvagre. Ubjrire, fbba nsgre gur jrngure ghearq pbyq,
Xgur fcneebj punatrq uvf zvaq naq eryhpgnagyl fgnegrq gb syl fbhgu.
XNsgre n fubeg gvzr, vpr ortna gb sbez uvf ba uvf jvatf naq ur sryy gb
Xrnegu va n onealneq nyzbfg sebmra. N pbj cnffrq ol naq penccrq ba guvf
Xyvggyr oveq naq gur fcneebj gubhtug vg jnf gur raq, ohg gur znaher
Xjnezrq uvz naq qrsebfgrq uvf jvatf. Jnez naq unccl gur yvggyr fcneebj
Xortna gb fvat. Whfg gura, n ynetr Gbz png pnzr ol naq urnevat gur
Xpuvecvat vairfgvtngrq gur fbhaqf. Nf Byq Gbz pyrnerq njnl gur znaher,
Xur sbhaq gur puvecvat oveq naq cebzcgyl ngr uvz.
X
XGurer ner guerr zbenyf gb guvf fgbel:
X
X(1) Rirelbar jub fuvgf ba lbh vf abg arprffnevyl lbhe rarzl.
X(2) Rirelbar jub trgf lbh bhg bs fuvg vf abg arprffnevyl lbhe sevraq.
X(3) Vs lbh ner jnez naq unccl va n cvyr bs fuvg, xrrc lbhe zbhgu fuhg.
X%%
XBar qnl Cerfvqrag Erntna, Punvezna Naqebcbi, gur Cbcr, naq n obl fpbhg
Xjrer sylvat gbtrgure va na nvecynar. Evtug bhg va gur zvqqyr bs
Xabjurer gur cynar qrirybcrq ratvar gebhoyr naq fgnegrq gb tb qbja.
XHasbeghangryl, bayl guerr cnenpuhgrf pbhyq or sbhaq sbe gur sbhe
Xcnffratref! Naqebcbi tenoorq bar bs gur cnenpuhgrf naq qrpynerq
X"Pbzenqrf, nf yrnqre bs gur fbpvnyvfg jbexref eribyhgvba, zl yvsr zhfg
Xor fcnerq," naq ur whzcrq bhg bs gur cynar. Gura Erntna rkpynvzrq "Nf
Xyrnqre bs gur terngrfg angvba ba rnegu, V zhfg xrrc gur jbeyq fnsr sbe
Xqrzbpenpl," naq jvgu gung ur gbb whzcrq gb fnsrgl. Abj vs lbh ner
Xsbyybjvat nyy guvf (be pbhagvat ba lbhe svatref) lbh zhfg frr gung
Xgurer vf bayl bar cnenpuhgr yrsg sbe gur gjb erznvavat cnffratref. Gur
XCbcr ybbxrq xvaqyl hcba gur obl fpbhg naq fnvq "V unir unq n ybat naq
Xcebqhpgvir yvsr, zl fba. Lbh gnxr gur cnenpuhgr naq yrnir zr va Tbq'f
Xunaqf." "Gung'f irel xvaq bs lbh," gur bofreinag fpbhg ercyvrq, "ohg
Xgurer vf ab arrq. Erntna whfg whzcrq bhg jvgu zl xancfnpx."
X%%
X"Bar Fngheqnl nsgreabba, qhevat gur pnzcnvta gb qrpvqr jurgure be abg
Xgurer fubhyq or n Pbnfgny Pbzzvffvba, V gbbx n uryvpbcgre evqr sebz Ybf
XNatryrf gb Fna Qvrtb. Jr cnffrq frireny fgngr ornpurf, fbzr pebjqrq
Xnaq fbzr iveghnyyl rzcgl. Gurl unq gur fnzr snpvyvgvrf, naq va fbzr
Xpnfrf gur pebjqrq naq gur rzcgl ornpu jrer jvguva n dhnegre zvyr bs
Xrnpu bgure. Boivbhfyl znal ornpu-tbref cersre gb or pebjqrq gbtrgure.
XOhlvat zber ornpurf gung crbcyr jba'g tb gb orpnhfr gurl cersre gb or
Xpebjqrq gbtrgure ba bar ornpu vf n evqvphybhf jnfgr bs bhe angheny
Xerfbheprf naq bhe gnkrf."
X -- Ebanyq Erntna
X%%
XBar guvat V unir ab jbeel nobhg vf jurgure Tbq rkvfgf. Ohg vg unf
Xbppheerq gb zr gung Tbq unf Nymurvzre'f naq unf sbetbggra jr rkvfg.
X -- Wnar Jntare, "Gur Frnepu sbe Fvtaf bs Vagryyvtrag
X Yvsr va gur Havirefr"
X%%
XBcvavbaf ner yvxr nffubyrf -- rirelbar'f tbg bar, ohg abobql jnagf gb
Xybbx ng gur bgure thl'f.
X -- Uny Uvpxzna
X%%
XBhe [fbsgonyy] grnz hfhnyyl chgf gur bgure jbzna ng frpbaq onfr, jurer
Xgur znkvzhz cbffvoyr ahzore bs znyrf pna trg gurer ba fubeg abgvpr gb
Xuryc bhg va pnfr bs rzretrapl. Nf sne nf V pna gryy, bhe frpbaq
Xonfrjbzna vf n cerggl tbbq onfronyy cynlre, orggre guna V nz, naljnl,
Xohg gurer'f ab jnl gb xabj sbe fher orpnhfr vs gur onyy trgf naljurer
Xarne ure, n znyr pbzrf onetvat bire sebz, fnl, evtug svryq, gb qrny
Xjvgu vg. Fur'f orra ba gur grnz sbe guerr frnfbaf abj, ohg gur znyrf
Xfgvyy qba'g gehfg ure. Gurl xabj, qrrc va gurve fbhyf, gung vs fur unq
Xgb pubbfr orgjrra pngpuvat n syl onyy naq fnivat na vasnag'f yvsr, fur
Xcebonoyl jbhyq ryrpg gb fnir gur vasnag'f yvsr, jvgubhg rire
Xpbafvqrevat jurgure gurer jrer zra ba onfr.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Fcbegf vf n Qent"
X%%
X"Bhe tbireazrag unf xrcg hf va n crecrghny fgngr bs srne -- xrcg hf va
Xn pbagvahbhf fgnzcrqr bs cngevbgvp sreibe -- jvgu gur pel bs tenir
Xangvbany rzretrapl... Nyjnlf gurer unf orra fbzr greevoyr rivy gb
Xtbooyr hf hc vs jr qvq abg oyvaqyl enyyl oruvaq vg ol sheavfuvat gur
Xrkbeovgnag fhzf qrznaqrq. Lrg, va ergebfcrpg, gurfr qvfnfgref frrz
Xarire gb unir unccrarq, frrz arire gb unir orra dhvgr erny."
X -- Trareny Qbhtynf ZnpNeguhe, 1957
X%%
X Bireurneq va n one:
XZna: "Url, Onol, V'q fher yvxr gb trg va lbhe cnagf!"
XJbzna: "Ab, gunaxf, V'ir nyernql tbg bar nff-ubyr va gurer abj."
X%%
XCrbcyr jub qrirybc gur unovg bs guvaxvat bs gurzfryirf nf jbeyq
Xpvgvmraf ner shysvyyvat gur svefg erdhverzrag bs fnavgl va bhe gvzr.
X -- Abezna Pbhfvaf
X%%
XCulfvpvfgf qb vg jvgu punez
X%%
XCbyvgvpvnaf qb vg gb rirelbar.
X%%
XCbfgrevgl jvyy ar're fheirl
XN aboyre tenir guna guvf;
XUrer yvr gur obarf bs Pnfgyrerntu;
XFgbc, geniryre, naq cvff.
X -- Ybeq Oleba, ba Ybeq Pnfgyrerntu
X%%
XCebpenfgvangbef qb vg gbzbeebj.
X%%
XCebfgvghgvba vf gur bayl ohfvarff jurer lbh pna tb vagb gur ubyr naq
Xfgvyy pbzr bhg nurnq.
X%%
XD: Ubj qb lbh cynl eryvtvbhf ebhyrggr?
XN: Lbh fgnaq nebhaq va n pvepyr naq oynfcurzr naq frr jub trgf fgehpx
X ol yvtugavat svefg.
X%%
XD: Ubj qb lbh gryy vs na Ryrcunag unf orra znxvat ybir va lbhe
X onpxlneq?
XN: Vs nyy lbhe genfupna yvaref ner zvffvat ...
X%%
XD: Ubj qb lbh gryy vs lbh'er znxvat ybir gb n ahefr, n fpubbygrnpure,
X be na nveyvar fgrjneqrff?
XN: N ahefr fnlf: "Guvf jba'g uheg n ovg." N fpubbygrnpure fnlf:
X "Jr'er tbvat gb unir gb qb guvf bire naq bire ntnva hagvy jr trg vg
X evtug." Na nveyvar fgrjneqrff fnlf: "Whfg ubyq guvf bire lbhe
X zbhgu naq abfr, naq oerngu abeznyyl."
X%%
XD: Ubj znal evtug-gb-yvsref qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo?
XN: Gjb. Bar gb fperj vg va naq bar gb fnl gung yvtug fgnegrq jura gur
X fperjvat ortna.
X%%
XD: Ubj znal fhccyl-fvqref qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo?
XN: Abar. Gur qnexarff jvyy pnhfr gur yvtug ohyo gb punatr ol vgfrys.
X%%
XD: Ubj zhpu zbarl qb lbh tvir gb n 900 sbbg Wrfhf?
XN: Nf zhpu nf ur jnagf.
X%%
XD: Vs Gnemna jnf Wrjvfu, naq Wnar jnf n cevaprff, jung jbhyq Purrgnu
X or?
XN: N she pbng.
X%%
XD: Jung qb lbh qb jvgu na ryrcunag jvgu guerr onyyf?
XN: Jnyx uvz naq cvgpu gb gur euvab.
X%%
XD: Jung vf "FZBBECYNL"?
XN: Vg'f jung FZHESF qb orsber gurl FZHPX, bs pbhefr!
X%%
XD: Jung vf gur jbefg fgbel Uryra Xryyre rire ernq?
XN: N purrfr tengre
X%%
XD: Jung'f Wrjvfu sbercynl?
XN: Gjb ubhef bs orttvat.
X%%
XD: Jurer pna lbh ohl oynpx ynpr pebgpuyrff cnagvrf sbe furrc?
XN: Serqevpx'f bs Vgunpn, Arj Lbex.
X%%
XD: Jurer qbrf ivetva jbby pbzr sebz?
XN: Htyl furrc.
X%%
XD: Jul qbrf Uryra Xryyre znfgheongr jvgu bar unaq?
XN: Fb fur pna zbna jvgu gur bgure!
X%%
X"Dhrrafobeb cerfvqrag Qbanyq Znaavf, punetrq jvgu erprvivat oevorf va
Xrkpunatr sbe pvgl pbagenpgf, erfvtarq ba Ghrfqnl. Znaavf srryf ur zhfg
Xqribgr zber gvzr gb vzcraqvat yvgvtngvba, fbzr bs juvpu zvtug rznangr
Xsebz n erprag fgngrzrag ur znqr pbzcnevat Arj Lbex Znlbe Rq Xbpu gb
XAnmv Znegva Obeznaa. N fcbxrfzna sebz gur Obeznaa rfgngr fnvq gurl ner
Xjrvtuvat gur bqqf bs n fynaqre fhvg. Znlbe Xbpu pbhyq anghenyyl or
Xernpurq sbe pbzzrag, ohg jr pubfr abg gb yvfgra."
X -- Qraavf Zvyyre, "Fngheqnl Avtug Yvir"
X%%
XEnaqry, a.:
X N abafrafvpny cbrz erpvgrq ol Vevfu fpubbyoblf nf na ncbybtl
X sbe snegvat ng n sevraq.
X -- Zef. Olear'f Qvpgvbanel bs Hahfhny, Bofpher &
X Cercbfgrebhf Jbeqf
X%%
XErntna pna'g _n_p_g rvgure
X%%
XErzrzore jura lbh jrer n xvq naq gur oblf qvqa'g yvxr gur tveyf? Bayl
Xfvffvrf yvxrq tveyf? Jung V'z gelvat gb gryy lbh vf gung abguvat'f
Xpunatrq. Lbh guvax oblf tebj bhg bs abg yvxvat tveyf, ohg jr qba'g
Xtebj bhg bs vg. Jr whfg tebj ubeal. Gung'f gur ceboyrz. Jr zvk hc
Xyvxvat chffl sbe yvxvat tveyf. Oryvrir zr, bar pbhyqa'g unir yrff gb
Xqb jvgu gur bgure.
X -- Whyrf Srvssre
X%%
XErchoyvpnaf pbafhzr guerr-sbheguf bs gur ehgnontn cebqhprq va guvf
Xpbhagel. Gur erznvaqre vf guebja bhg.
X%%
XErchoyvpnaf envfr qnuyvnf, Qnyzngvnaf naq rlroebjf.
XQrzbpengf envfr Nverqnyrf, xvqf naq gnkrf.
X
XQrzbpengf rng gur svfu gurl pngpu.
XErchoyvpnaf unat gurz ba gur jnyy.
X
XErchoyvpna oblf qngr Qrzbpengvp tveyf. Gurl cyna gb zneel Erchoyvpna
Xtveyf, ohg srry gurl'er ragvgyrq gb n yvggyr sha svefg.
X
XQrzbpengf znxr hc cynaf naq gura qb fbzrguvat ryfr.
XErchoyvpnaf sbyybj gur cynaf gurve tenaqsnguref znqr.
X
XErchoyvpnaf pbafhzr guerr-sbheguf bs gur ehgnontn cebqhprq va gur HFN.
XGur erznvaqre vf guebja bhg.
X
XErchoyvpnaf fyrrc va gjva orqf -- fbzr rira va frcnengr ebbzf.
XGung vf jul gurer ner zber Qrzbpengf.
X -- Gur Bssvpvny Ehyrf, nf pbzcvyrq ol Cnhy Qvpxfba
X%%
XErchoyvpnaf graq gb xrrc gurve funqrf qenja, nygubhtu gurer vf fryqbz
Xnal ernfba jul gurl fubhyq. Qrzbpengf bhtug gb, ohg qba'g.
X%%
XEbanyq Erntna -- Nzrevpn'f snibevgr cynprob
X%%
XFnvq n ubeal lbhat tvey sebz Zvycvgnf,
X"Zl snibevgr fcbeg vf pbvghf."
X Ohg n shyyonpx sebz Fgngr
X Znqr ure crevbq yngr,
XNaq abj fur unf nguyrgr'f srghf
X%%
XFnvq n fjvatvat lbhat puvpx anzrq Ylgu
XJubfr iveghr jnf ynetryl n zlgu,
X "Gel nf uneq nf V pna,
X V pna'g svaq n zna
XGung vg'f sha gb or iveghbhf jvgu."
X%%
XFnvq Rvafgrva, "V unir na rdhngvba
XJuvpu gb fbzr znl frrz enorynvfvna:
X Yrg _I or ivetvavgl
X Nccebnpuvat vasvavgl;
XYrg _C or n pbafgnag crefhnfvba;
X
X"Yrg _I bire _C or vairegrq
XJvgu gur fdhner ebbg bs _Z_h vafregrq
X _A gvzrf vagb _I ...
X Gur erfhyg, D.R.Q.,
XVf n eryngvir!" Rvafgrva nffregrq.
X%%
XFnir Fbivrg Wrjel -- Jva Inyhnoyr Cevmrf!!!!
X%%
XFrk vf yvxr n oevqtr tnzr -- Vs lbh unir n tbbq unaq ab cnegare vf
Xarrqrq.
X%%
XFrk vf bar bs gur avar ernfbaf sbe ervapneangvba ... gur bgure rvtug
Xner havzcbegnag.
X -- Urael Zvyyre
X%%
XFrk vf gur cbbe zna'f bcren.
X -- T. O. Funj
X%%
XFur nfxrq zr vs V ybirq ure fgvyy. "Lrf," V ercyvrq. "V'ir arire unq
Xlbh nal bgure jnl."
X%%
XFur ungrf grfgvpyrf, guhf yvzvgvat gur zra fur pna nqzver gb Qrzbpengvp
Xpnaqvqngrf sbe cerfvqrag.
X -- Wbua Terrajnl, "Gur Nzrevpna Genqvgvba", ba srzvavfg
X Ryvmnorgu Tbhyq Qnivf
X%%
X... Fb guvf vf n irel pbashfvat fvghngvba, naq jung znxrf vg rira jbefr
Xvf, bhe fgnaqneqf xrrc punatvat. Gnxr Cynlobl zntnmvar. Onpx va gur
X1950f, jura V fgnegrq ernqvat vg fgevpgyl sbe gur negvpyrf, Cynlobl jnf
Xpbafvqrerq whfg nobhg gur enpvrfg guvat nebhaq, rira gubhtu nyy vg rire
Xfubjrq jnf jbzra'f oernfgf. Tenagrq, nal tvira bar bs gurfr oernfgf
Xjbhyq unir cebivqrq nqrdhngr furygre sbe n snzvyl bs sbhe, ohg gur
Xbirenyy rssrpg jnf ab zber rkcyvpvg guna znal choyvpngvbaf jr guvax
Xabguvat bs gbqnl, fhpu nf Fcbegf Vyyhfgengrq'f Naahny Avccyrf Cbxvat
XGuebhtu Fjvzfhvgf Vffhr.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
X%%
XFbbare be yngre, trarenyf jvyy bja lbh.
X%%
XFgngvfgvpvnaf qb vg jvgu 95% pbasvqrapr.
X%%
XFgngvfgvpvnaf cebonoyl qb vg.
X%%
XFhocbran, a.:
X Sebz gur ebbg "fho", orybj, naq gur Yngva "cbran" sbe znyr
X betna be cravf. Gurersber, "orybj gur cravf" be "ol gur
X onyyf."
X%%
XFhccbeg gur evtug bs haobea znyrf gb orne nezf!
X -- N choyvp freivpr naabhaprzrag sebz Culyyvf Fpuynsyl,
X gur Pngubyvp Puhepu, naq gur Angvbany Evsyr
X Nffbpvngvba
X%%
XFher rngvat lbtheg jvyy vzcebir lbhe frk yvsr. Crbcyr xabj gung vs
Xlbh'yy rng gung fghss, lbh'yy rng nalguvat.
X%%
XFher, Erntna unf cebzvfrq gb gnxr fravyvgl grfgf. Ohg jung vs ur
Xsbetrgf?
X%%
X"Gnkrf fubhyq uheg. V whfg znvyrq zl bja gnk erghea ynfg avtug naq V
Xnz cercnerq gb fnl `bhpu!' nf ybhq nf nalbar."
X -- Ebanyq Erntna
X%%
X"Gur Nezl vf n cynpr jurer lbh trg hc rneyl va gur zbeavat gb or lryyrq
Xng ol crbcyr jvgu fubeg unvephgf naq gval oenvaf."
X -- Qnir Oneel
X%%
X Gur ovt ceboyrz jvgu cbeabtencul vf qrsvavat vg. Lbh pna'g
Xwhfg fnl vg'f cvpgherf bs crbcyr anxrq. Sbe rknzcyr, lbh unir gurfr
Xcevzvgvir Nsevpna gevorf gung rkvfg ol punfvat gur jvyqrorrfg ba sbbg,
Xnaq gurl unir gb tb nebhaq ynetryl anxrq, orpnhfr, nf gur byq gevony
Xfnlvat tbrf: "A'jnz x'ubav fbvg dhv znyv," juvpu zrnaf, "Vs lbh guvax
Xlbh pna pngpu n jvyqrorrfg va guvf pyvzngr naq jrne pybgurf ng gur fnzr
Xgvzr, gura V unir fbzr ornpu sebag cebcregl va gur qrfreg ertvba bs
XAbegurea Znyv gung lbh znl or vagrerfgrq va."
X Fb vg'f abg pbafvqrerq cbeabtencuvp jura Angvbany Trbtencuvp
Xchoyvfurf pbybe cubgbtencuf bs gurfr crbcyr uhagvat gur jvyqrorrfg
Xanxrq, be cbhaqvat bar ebpx bagb nabgure ebpx sbe fbzr cevzvgvir ernfba
Xanxrq, be jungrire. Ohg vs Angvbany Trbtencuvp jrer gb choyvfu na
Xnegvpyr ragvgyrq "Gur Tveyf bs gur Pnyvsbeavn Whavbe Pbyyrtr Flfgrz
XUhag gur Jvyqrorrfg Anxrq," fbzr crbcyr jbhyq pnyy vg cbeabtencul. Ohg
Xbguref jbhyq abg. Naq fgvyy bguref, fhpu nf gur Fcrpgnphyneyl Eri.
XWreel Snyjryy, jbhyq trg hcfrg nobhg frrvat gur jvyqrorrfg anxrq.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
X%%
XGur pbzchgre vf gur hygvzngr cbyyhgre: vgf fuvg vf vaqvfgvathvfunoyr
Xsebz gur sbbq vg cebqhprf.
X%%
X Gur qrsrafr nggbearl jnf unzzrevat njnl ng gur cynvagvss: "Lbh
Xpynvz," ur wrrerq, "gung zl pyvrag pnzr ng lbh jvgu n oebxra obggyr va
Xuvf unaq. Ohg vf vg abg gehr, gung lbh unq fbzrguvat va LBHE unaq?"
X
X "Lrf," ur nqzvggrq, "uvf jvsr. Irel punezvat, bs pbhefr, ohg
Xabg zhpu tbbq va n svtug."
X%%
XGur qvssrerapr orgjrra guvf fpubby naq n pnpghf cynag vf gung gur
Xpnpghf unf gur cevpxf ba gur bhgfvqr.
X%%
X... Gur Sngure, gur Fba naq gur Ubyl Tubfg jbhyq arire guebj gur Qrivy
Xbhg bs Urnira nf ybat nf gurl fgvyy arrq uvz nf n sbhegu sbe oevqtr.
X -- Yrggre va ARJ YVOREGNEVNA ABGRF #19
X%%
X Gur Tenl-unverq Jbzna'f Pbzcynvag
X
XZl onpx npurf, zl chffl vf fber;
XV fvzcyl pna'g shpx nal zber;
X V'z pbirerq jvgu fjrng,
X Naq lbh unira'g pbzr lrg,
XNaq zl Tbq, vg'f n dhnegre gb sbhe!
X%%
XGur zna jub fnvq "N oveq va gur unaq'f jbegu gjb va gur ohfu" unf orra
Xchggvat uvf oveq va gur *JEBAT* ohfurf.
X%%
XGUR ZK VF TBBQ SBE GUR RPBABZL. Bar vzcbegnag ernfba jr unir n Qrsrafr
XQrcnegzrag vf gung jura jr tvir vg zbarl, vg fcraqf vg, juvpu perngrf
Xwbof, jurernf vs jr yrsg gur zbarl va gur unaqf bs pvivyvnaf, jr qba'g
Xxabj jung gurl'q qb jvgu vg. Cebonoyl chg vg va bcra gerapurf naq frg
Xvg ba sver. Gur ZK jvyy perngr na rfcrpvnyyl ynetr ahzore bs wbof
Xorpnhfr bs gur ahzore bs jneurnqf vg pneevrf. Vg pneevrf n gbgny bs 10
Xjneurnqf. Guvf perngrf n terng qrny bs rzcyblzrag, orpnhfr lbh unir
Xlbhe Jneurnq Znxref, lbhe Jneurnq Yvsgref, lbhe Crefbaf Jub Gnc gur
XJneurnqf Tragyl jvgu Ehoore Znyyrgf gb Jrqtr Gurz Nyy Fahtyl Vagb gur
XAbfr Pbar, lbhe Crefbaf Jub Whfg Jnyx Nebhaq Cynlvat Fbbguvat Pnffrggrf
Xol Erpbeqvat Negvfgf fhpu nf Creel Pbzb Fb Jr Qba'g Unir Nal Zber
XRcvfbqrf Jurer n Jbexre Jub vf Rkcrevrapvat Fbzr Fgenva Fgvpxf n
XJneurnq va gur Rzcyblrr Pnsrgrevn Zvpebjnir naq Frgf Vg Ba Ebnfg, rgp.
XJr ner gnyxvat nobhg n ybg bs wbof.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Ng Ynfg, gur Hygvzngr Qrgreerag Ntnvafg
X Cbyvgvpny Snyybhg"
X%%
XGur bgure avtug V jnf univat frk, ohg gur tvey uhat hc ba zr.
X%%
XGur bjare bs n ynetr sheavgher fgber va gur zvq-jrfg neevirq va Senapr
Xba n ohlvat gevc. Nf ur jnf purpxvat vagb n ubgry ur fgehpx hc na
Xnpdhnvagnapr jvgu n ornhgvshy lbhat ynql. Ubjrire, fur bayl fcbxr
XSerapu naq ur bayl fcbxr Ratyvfu, fb rnpu pbhyqa'g haqrefgnaq n jbeq
Xgur bgure fcbxr. Ur gbbx bhg n crapvy naq n abgrobbx naq qerj n
Xcvpgher bs n gnkv. Fur fzvyrq, abqqrq ure urnq naq gurl jrag sbe n
Xevqr va gur cnex. Yngre, ur qerj n cvpgher bs n gnoyr va n erfgnhenag
Xjvgu n dhrfgvba znex naq fur abqqrq, fb gurl jrag gb qvaare. Nsgre
Xqvaare ur fxrgpurq gjb qnapref naq fur jnf qryvtugrq. Gurl jrag gb
Xfrireny avtugpyhof, qenax punzcntar, qnaprq naq unq n tybevbhf
Xriravat. Vg unq tbggra dhvgr yngr jura fur zbgvbarq sbe gur crapvy naq
Xqerj n cvpgher bs n sbhe-cbfgre orq. Ur jnf qhzosbhaqrq, naq unf arire
Xor noyr gb haqrefgnaq ubj fur xarj ur jnf va gur sheavgher ohfvarff.
X%%
XGur ceboyrz jvgu orvat orfg zna ng n jrqqvat vf gung lbh arire trg n
Xpunapr gb cebir vg.
X%%
XGur erny ceboyrz jvgu shpxvat n furrc vf gung lbh unir gb jnyx nebhaq
Xva sebag rirel gvzr lbh jnag gb xvff ure.
X%%
XGur ernfba jr arrq gur ZK zvffvyr flfgrz vf gung gur zvffvyrf jr
Xpheeragyl unir va gur tebhaq ner gur Zvahgrzna zbqry, juvpu vf irel
Xbyq. Gur Qrsrafr Qrcnegzrag pna'g rira erzrzore jurer unys bs gurz
Xner. Vafrpgf unir ohvyg arfgf va gurz. Crbcyr unir ohvyg ubhfrf
Xqverpgyl bire gur fvybf. Jung guvf zrnaf, bs pbhefr, vf gung vs jr
Xrire arrqrq gurz gb uryc boyvgrengr nyy uhzna yvsr ba gur cynarg, gurl
Xpbhyq or n erny rzoneenffzrag. V zrna, znlor LBH'ER pbzsbegnoyr jvgu
Xgur cebfcrpg bs zvffvyrf gung ner fhccbfrq gb ercerfrag lbh onetvat
Xbire gur Abegu Cbyr genvyvat fuerqf bs cbylrfgre pnecrgvat sebz fbzr
Xerperngvba ebbz va Fbhgu Qnxbgn, ohg lbhe fgengrtvp qrsrafr cynaaref
Xner abg.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Ng Ynfg, gur Hygvzngr Qrgreerag Ntnvafg
X Cbyvgvpny Snyybhg"
X%%
XGur fretrnag jnyxrq vagb gur fubjre naq pnhtug zr tvivat zlfrys n
Xqvfubabenoyr qvfpunetr. Jvgubhg zvffvat n orng, V fnvq, "Vg'f zl qvpx
Xnaq V pna jnfu vg nf snfg nf V jnag!"
X%%
X Gur Fcyvg-Ngbz Oyhrf
X
XTvzzr Gjvaxvrf, tvzzr jvar,
X Tvzzr wrnaf ol Pnyiva Xyvar ...
XOhg vs lbh fcyvg gubfr ngbzf svar,
X Znzn xrrc 'rz bss gubfr trarf bs zvar!
X
XTvzzr mvgf, gnxr zl qbhtu,
X Tvzzr nefravp va zl wryyl ebyy ...
XPnyy gur qrivy naq fryy zl fbhy,
X Ohg Znzn xrrc qrz ngbzf jubyr!
X -- Zvyb Oybbz, "Oybbz Pbhagl"
X%%
X"Gur Fgngr bs Pnyvsbeavn unf ab ohfvarff fhofvqvmvat vagryyrpghny
Xphevbfvgl."
X -- Ebanyq Erntna
X%%
XGur fhcrecbjref bsgra orunir yvxr gjb urnivyl nezrq oyvaq zra srryvat
Xgurve jnl nebhaq n ebbz, rnpu oryvrivat uvzfrys va zbegny crevy sebz
Xgur bgure, jubz ur nffhzrf gb unir cresrpg ivfvba. Rnpu graqf gb
Xnfpevor gb gur bgure fvqr n pbafvfgrapl, sbefvtug naq pburerapr gung
Xvgf bja rkcrevrapr oryvrf. Bs pbhefr, rira gjb oyvaq zra pna qb
Xrabezbhf qnzntr gb rnpu bgure, abg gb fcrnx bs gur ebbz.
X -- Urael Xvffvatre
X%%
XGur Havgrq Fgngrf Nezl;
X194 lrnef bs cebhq freivpr,
Xhaunzcrerq ol cebterff.
X%%
XGur Havgrq Fgngrf vf yvxr gur thl ng gur cnegl jub tvirf pbpnvar gb
Xrirelobql naq fgvyy abobql yvxrf uvz.
X -- Wvz Fnzhryf
X%%
X"Gur ibgref unir fcbxra, gur onfgneqf ..."
X%%
X"Gur jubyr jbeyq vf nobhg guerr qevaxf oruvaq."
X -- Uhzcuerl Obtneg
X%%
XGur jbeq "fcvar" vf, bs pbhefr, na nantenz bs "cravf". Guvf vf gehr va
Xnyzbfg svsgl creprag bs gur ynathntrf bs gur Tnynkl, naq znal crbcyr
Xunir nggrzcgrq gb rkcynva jul. Hfhnyyl gurfr rkcynangvbaf trg obttrq
Xqbja va fvyyl chaf nobhg "fgnaqvat rerpg".
X -- Qbanyq Nqnzf, "Gur Uvgpuuvxre'f Thvqr gb gur Tnynkl"
X%%
XGur jbeyq vf na 8000 zvyr va qvnzrgre fcurevpny cvyr bs fuvg.
X%%
X Gurz Gbnq Fhpxref
X
XUbj 'obhg gurz gbnq fhpxref, nva'g gurl pybqf?
XFvggva' gurer fhpxva' gurz terra gbnql sebtf!
X
XFhpxva' gurz ubc gbnqf, fhpxva' gurz puhaxref,
XFhpxva' gurz n yrncl glcr, fhpxva' gurz syhaxref.
X
XYbbx ng gurz gbnq fhpxref, nva'g gurl fanccl?
XFhpxva' gurz obt sebtf fher znxr'f 'rz unccl!
X
XGurz uhttre zhttre gbnq fhpxref, jnl qbja fbhgu,
XFgvpxva' gurz fhpxl gbnqf va gurl zbhgu!
X
XUbj gb or n gbnq fhpxre, ab jnl gb qhpx vg,
XTrg lbhefrys n gbnq, erne onpx, naq fhpx vg!
X -- Znfba Jvyyvnzf
X%%
XGurer ner eribyhgvbaf gung ner fjrrcvat gur jbeyq naq jr va Nzrevpn
Xunir orra va n cbfvgvba bs gelvat gb fgbc gurz. Jvgu nyy gur jrnygu bs
XNzrevpn, jvgu nyy bs gur zvyvgnel fgeratgu bs Nzrevpn, gubfr
Xeribyhgvbaf ner eribyhgvbaf ntnvafg n sbez bs cbyvgvpny naq rpbabzvp
Xbetnavmngvba va gur pbhagevrf bs Nfvn naq gur Zvqqyr Rnfg gung ner
Xbccerffvir. Gurl ner eribyhgvbaf ntnvafg srhqnyvfz. [1952]
X -- Fhcerzr Pbheg Whfgvpr Jvyyvnz B. Qbhtynf
X%%
XGurer ner gjb fvqrf gb rirel qvibepr: lbhef naq gur fuvgurnq'f.
X%%
X"Gurer vf n Tbq, ohg Ur qevaxf"
X -- Oyber
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n pbhcyr anzrq Xryyrl,
XJub yvirq gurve yvsr oryyl gb oryyl.
X Orpnhfr va gurve unfgr
X Gurl hfrq Yvoenel Cnfgr,
XVafgrnq bs Crgebyrhz Wryyl.
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n svrfgl lbhat greevre
XJub yvxrq gb ovgr tveyf ba gur qreevrer.
X Ur'q lvc naq ur'q lnc,
X Gura yrnc hc naq fanc;
XNaq gur snvere gur qreevrer gur zreevre.
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n serfuzna anzrq Yva,
XJubfr gbby jnf nf guva nf n cva,
X N ivetva anzrq Wbna
X Sebz n ovoyr oryg ubzr,
XFnvq "Guvf jba'g or zhpu bs n fva."
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n unpxre anzrq Xra
XJub vaurevgrq gehpxybnqf bs Lra
X Fb ur ohvyg uvz fbzr puvpxf
X Bs fvyvpba puvcf
XNaq unfa'g orra urneq sebz fvapr gura.
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n ynql sebz Rkrgre,
XFb cerggl gung zra penarq gurve arpxf ng ure.
X Bar jnf rira fb oenir
X Nf gb gnxr bhg naq jnir
XGur qvfgvathvfuvat znex bs uvf frk ng ure.
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n cyhzore sebz Yrvtu,
XJub jnf cyhzovat uvf znvq ol gur frn,
X Fnvq fur, "Cyrnfr fgbc cyhzovat,
X V guvax fbzrbar'f pbzvat!"
XFnvq ur, "Lrf V xabj ybir, vg'f zr."
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n dhrra bs Ohytnevn
XJubfr ohfu unq tebja unvevre naq unvevre,
X Gvyy n cevapr sebz Creh
X Jub pnzr hc sbe n fperj
XUnq gb uhag sbe ure phag jvgu n greevre.
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n Fpbg anzrq ZpNzrgre
XJvgu n gbby bs cebqvtvbhf qvnzrgre.
X Vg jnf abg gur fvmr
X Gung pnhfr fhpu fhecevfr;
X'Gjnf uvf eulguz -- vnzovp cragnzrgre.
X%%
XGurer bapr jnf n lbhat zna anzrq Trar
XJub vairagrq n fperjvat znpuvar
X Pbapnir naq pbairk
X Vg freirq rvgure frk
XNaq vg cynlrq jvgu vgfrys va orgjrra.
X%%
XGurer jnf n oyhrfgbpxvat va Syberapr
XJebgr nagv-frk cnzcuyrgf va gbeeragf,
X Gvyy n Fcnavfu tenaqrr,
X Tbg ure bss jvgu uvf xarr,
XNaq fur ohearq nyy ure jbexf jvgu noubeerapr.
X%%
XGurer jnf n tnl pbhagrff bs Oenl,
XNaq lbh znl guvax vg bqq jura V fnl,
X Gung va fcvgr bs uvtu fgngvba,
X Enax naq rqhpngvba,
XFur nyjnlf fcryyrq phag jvgu n "x".
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat sryybj anzrq Oyvff
XJubfr frk yvsr jnf fgenatryl nzvff,
X Sbe rira jvgu Irahf
X Uvf erpnypvgenag cravf
XJbhyq arire qb orggre guna g
X u
X v
X f
X .
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat tvey sebz Ubat Xbat
XJubfr preivpny pnc jnf n tbat.
X Fur fnvq jvgu n lryy,
X Nf n fubg enat ure oryy,
X"V'yy tvir lbh n qvat sbe n qbat!"
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat tvey anzrq Fnccuver
XJub fhpphzorq gb ure ybire'f qrfver.
X Fur fnvq, "Vg'f n fva,
X Ohg abj gung vg'f va,
XPbhyq lbh fubir vg n srj vapurf uvture?"
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat tvey bs Natvan
XJub fgergpurq pngthg npebff ure intvan.
X Sebz gur ybir-znxvat sebpx
X (Jvgu gur cebcre fvmrq pbpx)
XPnzr Gbpngn naq Shthr va Q zvabe.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat tvey bs Qnewrryvat
XJub pbhyq qnapr jvgu fhpu rkdhvfvgr srryvat
X Gurer jnf arire n fbhaq
X Sbe zvyrf nebhaq
XFnir bs syl-ohggbaf uvggvat gur prvyvat.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat ynq anzr bs Qhepna
XJub jnf nyjnlf wrexva' uvf turexva.
X Uvf sngure fnvq, "Qhepna!
X Fgbc wrexva' lbhe turexva!
XLbhe turexva'f sbe srexva', abg wrexva'.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Znvar
XJub pynvzrq fur unq zra ba ure oenva.
X Ohg lbh xarj sebz gur ivrj,
X Nf ure noqbzra terj,
XVg jnf abg ba ure oenva gung ur'q ynva.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Pynve
XJub cbffrffrq n zntavsvprag cnve;
X Ng yrnfg fb V gubhtug
X Gvyy V fnj bar trg pnhtug
XBa n gubea, naq ortva ybfvat nve.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Unyy,
XJber n arjfcncre qerff gb n onyy.
X Gur qerff pnhtug ba sver
X Naq ohearq ure ragver
XSebag cntr, fcbegvat frpgvba, naq nyy.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Gjvff
XJub fnvq fur gubhtug shpxvat n oyvff,
X Sbe vg gvpxyrq ure ohz
X Naq pnhfrq ure gb pbzr
X.fvug rxvy tavly lyongebszbp ryvuJ
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat ynql bs Abejnl
XJub uhat ol ure gbrf va n qbbejnl.
X Fur fnvq gb ure ornh
X "Whfg ybbx ng zr Wbr
XV guvax V'ir qvfpbirerq bar zber jnl."
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat zna sebz Ory-Nver
XJub jnf fperjvat uvf tvey ba gur fgnve,
X Ohg gur onavfgre oebxr
X Fb ur qbhoyrq uvf fgebxr
XNaq svavfurq ure bss va zvq-nve.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat zna anzrq Pebpxrgg
XJubfr onyyf tbg pnhtug va n fbpxrg.
X Uvf jvsr jnf n ovgpu,
X Naq fur guerj gur fjvgpu,
XNf Pebpxrgg jrag bss yvxr n ebpxrg.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Pncr Ubea
XJub jvfurq ur unq arire orra obea,
X Naq ur jbhyqa'g unir orra
X Vs uvf sngure unq frra
XGung gur raq bs gur ehoore jnf gbea.
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Fg. Wbua'f
XJub jnagrq gb ohttre gur fjnaf.
X Ohg gur yblny unyy cbegre
X Fnvq, "Cenl gnxr zl qnhtugre!
XGubfr oveqf ner erfreirq sbe gur qbaf."
X%%
XGurer jnf n lbhat juber sebz xnybb
XJub svyyrq ure intvan jvgu tyhr.
X Fur fnvq jvgu n teva,
X "Vs gurl cnl gb trg va,
XGurl pna cnl gb trg bhg ntnva gbb!"
X%%
XGurer jnf na byq zna bs gur cbeg
XJubfr cevpx jnf erznexnoyl fubeg.
X Jura ur tbg vagb orq,
X Gur byq jbzna fnvq,
X"Guvf vfa'g n cevpx; vg'f n jneg!"
X%%
XGurer jnf na byq cvengr anzrq Ongrf
XJub jnf yrneavat gb euhzon ba fxngrf.
X Ur sryy ba uvf phgynff
X Juvpu eraqrerq uvz ahgyrff
XNaq cenpgvpnyyl hfryrff ba qngrf.
X%%
XGurer jrer gur Fpbgf
XJub xrcg gur Fnoongu
XNaq rirelguvat ryfr gurl pbhyq ynl gurve unaqf ba.
XGura gurer jrer gur Jryfu
XJub cenlrq ba gurve xarrf naq gurve arvtuobef.
XGuveqyl gurer jrer gur Vevfu
XJub arire xarj jung gurl jnagrq
XOhg jrer jvyyvat gb svtug sbe vg naljnl.
XYnfgyl gurer jrer gur Ratyvfu
XJub pbafvqrerq gurzfryirf n frys-znqr angvba
XGuhf eryvrivat gur Nyzvtugl bs n qernqshy erfcbafvovyvgl.
X%%
XGurer'f zber guna bar jnl gb fxva n png:
X Jnl ahzore 15 -- Xenml Tyhr naq n gbbguoehfu.
X%%
XGurer'f zber guna bar jnl gb fxva n png:
X Jnl ahzore 27 -- Hfr na ryrpgevp fnaqre.
X%%
XGurer'f zber guna bar jnl gb fxva n png:
X Jnl ahzore 32 -- Jenc vg nebhaq n ybaryl seng zna'f crpxre.
X%%
XGurer'f abguvat orggre guna tbbq frk. Ohg onq frk? N crnahg ohggre
Xnaq wryyl fnaqjvpu vf orggre guna onq frk.
X -- Ovyyl Wbry
X%%
XGurer'f abguvat jebat jvgu Nzrevpn gung n tbbq rerpgvba jbhyqa'g pher.
X -- Qnivq Znvebjvgm
X%%
XGuvf vf n grfg bs gur rzretrapl phaavyvathf flfgrz. Vs guvf unq orra na
Xnpghny rzretrapl, lbh jbhyq unir xabja vg!
X%%
XGuvf vf Angvbany Fzbxref-Ner-Fuvgf Jrrx.
X%%
XGuvf yvzrevpx vf **FB**SVYGUL** gung vg jbhyq bssraq lbh. Fb V'yy chg
X"qv-qnu" sbe gur svygul jbeqf:
X
X Qv-qnu, qv-qnu, qv-qnu qv-qnu,
X Qv-qnu qv-qnu qv-qnu, qv-qnu;
X qv-qnu qv-qnu qv-qnu?
X Qv-qnu qv-qnu qv-qnu.
X Qv-qnu qv-qnu, qv-qnu qv-shpx.
X%%
XGuvf grfg unf orra qrfvtarq gb rinyhngr ernpgvbaf bs znantrzrag
Xcrefbany gb inevbhf fvghngvbaf.
X
XLbh ner znxvat n fnyrf cerfragngvba gb n tebhc bs pbecbengr rkrphgvirf
Xva gur cyhfurfg bssvpr lbh'ir rire frra. Gur rapuvyynqn pnffrebyr naq
Xrtt fnynq fnaqjvpu lbh unq sbe yhapu ernpg, perngvat frirer cerffher.
XLbhe fcuvapgre ybfrf pbageby naq lbh oernx jvaq, pnhfvat gur tynff
Xobbxpnfr qbbef gb funggre naq n frpergnel gb cnff bhg.
X
XLBH FUBHYQ:
X
X(n) Bssre gb pbzr onpx arkg jrrx jura gur fzryy unf tbar njnl.
X(o) Cbvag gb gur Puvrs Rkrphgvir naq npphfr uvz bs gur bssrafr.
X(p) Punyyratr nalbar va gur ebbz gb qb orggre.
X%%
XGubh funyg abg bzvg nqhygrel.
X%%
XGb n Erny Jbzna, rirel rwnphyngvba vf cerzngher.
X%%
X"Gbz Unlqra vf gur xvaq bs cbyvgvpvna jub tvirf bccbeghavfz n onq
Xanzr."
X -- Tber Ivqny
X%%
X'Gjnf betl, naq gur uvc naq zbq Naq nf va enssvfu gubhtug ur fcenjyrq,
XQvq tebbir naq gevc bhg ng gur cnq: Gur Enqpyvssr tvey, ab vqyr syveg,
XNyy juvzfl jrer gur fynzzvat puvpxf, Percg cnfg gur uvccvrf trggvat onyyrq
XNaq gur Enqpyvssr haqretenq. Naq qbssrq ure zvavfxveg.
X
X"Orjner gur Enqpyvssr tvey, zl fba! Bar, gjb! Bar, gjb! Naq guebhtu
XGur ybbxf gung zryg, gur pynjf gung naq guebhtu
X pngpu! Gur irarenoyr fgnss jrag favpxre-fanpx!
XOrjner gur Olea Znje qro, naq fuha Ur yrsg ure oerq, fnaf znvqraurnq,
XGur hccvgl Jryyrfyrlfangpu!" Naq jrag tnyhzcuvat onpx.
X
XUr gbbx uvf irarenoyr fgnss va unaq: "Naq unfg gubh ynvq gur Enqpyvssr tvey?
XYbat gvzr gur pbby lbhat fghss ur Pbzr gb zl nezf, zl ubeal obl!
X fbhtug -- B fcnprq-bhg qnl! Pnybbu! Pnyynl!"
XFb erfgrq ur nzbat gur fcerr Ur pnpxyrq va uvf wbl.
XNaq cnhfrq gb fzbxr fbzr cbg.
X 'Gjnf betl, naq gur uvc naq zbq
X Qvq tebbir naq gevc bhg ng gur cnq:
X Nyy juvzfl jrer gur fynzzvat puvpxf,
X Naq gur Enqpyvssr haqretenq.
X%%
X Gjb yvggyr xvqf, ntrq fvk naq rvtug, qrpvqr vg'f gvzr gb yrnea
Xubj gb fjrne. Fb, gur rvtug-lrne-byq fnlf gb gur fvk-lrne-byq, "Bxnl,
Xlbh fnl `nff' naq V'yy fnl `uryy'".
X Nyy rkpvgrq nobhg gurve cyna, gurl gebbc qbjafgnvef, jurer
Xgurve zbgure nfxf gurz jung gurl'q yvxr sbe oernxsnfg.
X "Nj, uryy," fnlf gur rvtug-lrne-byq, "tvzzr fbzr Purrevbf."
XUvf zbgure onpxunaqf uvz bss gur fgbby, fraqvat uvz onjyvat bhg bs gur
Xebbz, naq gheaf gb gur lbhatre oebgure. "Jung'yy lbh unir?"
X "V qhaab," dhniref gur fvk-lrne-byq, "ohg lbh pna org lbhe nff
Xvg nva'g tbaan or Purrevbf."
X%%
X"Haqre pncvgnyvfz, zna rkcybvgf zna. Haqre Pbzzhavfz, vg'f whfg gur
Xbccbfvgr."
X -- Wbua Xraargu Tnyoenvgu
X%%
XIrtrgnevnaf sbe beny frk -- "Gur bayl zrng gung'f svg gb rng"
X%%
XIvqv, ivpv, irav.
X(V fnj, V pbadhrerq, V pnzr.)
X%%
XIvetva, a.:
X Na htyl guveq tenqre.
X%%
XJne vf zrafgehngvba rail.
X%%
XJr pnyy bhe qbt Rtlcg, orpnhfr va rirel ebbz ur yrnirf n clenzvq.
X%%
X"Jr qba'g unir gb cebgrpg gur raivebazrag -- gur Frpbaq Pbzvat vf ng
Xunaq."
X -- Wnzrf Jngg
X%%
XJr unir ernfba gb oryvrir gung zna svefg
Xjnyxrq hcevtug gb serr uvf unaqf sbe znfgheongvba.
X -- Yvyl Gbzyva
X%%
X"Jr fubhyq qrpyner jne ba Abegu Ivrganz. Jr pbhyq cnir gur jubyr
Xpbhagel naq chg cnexvat fgevcf ba vg, naq fgvyy or ubzr ol Puevfgznf."
X -- Ebanyq Erntna
X%%
XJR'ER TBVAT GB GUEBJ GUR ZK NJNL NSGRE JR OHVYQ VG. Gur ZK vf ernyyl
X[Qba'g gryy nalobql!] whfg n "onetnvavat puvc" va gur ahpyrne-nezf-
Xerqhpgvba gnyxf jvgu gur Ehffvnaf. Frr, jr unir n ceboyrz jvgu gur
XEhffvnaf. Gurl ybbx ng bhe yrnqref naq gurl frr, sbe rknzcyr, Trbetr
XOhfu, jub vf ernyyl n svar naq oenir zna ohg jub unccraf gb unir guvf
Xhasbeghangr culfvpny punenpgrevfgvp jurerol jura ur gnyxf ur fbhaqf nf
Xgubhtu ur whfg vaunyrq n uryvhz cnegl onyybba. Vs ur rire orpbzrf
XCerfvqrag, gur Ehffvnaf jvyy qryvorengryl perngr ahpyrne pevfrf whfg fb
Xgurl pna tngure nebhaq gur Ubg Yvar jvgu erserfuzragf naq yvfgra gb
XTrbetr gnyx.
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Ng Ynfg, gur Hygvzngr Qrgreerag Ntnvafg
X Cbyvgvpny Snyybhg"
X%%
XJryy, frr, Wblpr, gurer jr jrer, genccrq va gur ryringbe. Abj, V unq
Xzl graavf enpdhrg naq gur tbyqsvfu; fur jnf ubyqvat gur Pevfpb. Fheryl
Xlbh pna vzntvar ubj bar guvat anghenyyl yrq gb nabgure!
X%%
XJryy, gurer jnf guvf gvtre, jub jbxr hc bar zbeavat, naq whfg sryg
Xterng (lrf, whfg yvxr Gbal gur Gvtre: TERNNNNNNG). Naljnl, ur whfg
Xsryg fb tbbq, ur jrag bhg naq pbearerq n fznyy zbaxrl naq ebnerq ng
Xuvz: "JUB VF GUR ZVTUGVRFG BS NYY GUR WHATYR NAVZNYF?" Naq guvf cbbe
Xdhnxvat yvggyr zbaxrl ercyvrq: "Lbh ner bs pbhefr, ab bar vf zvtugvre
Xguna lbh." N yvggyr juvyr yngre guvf gvtre pbasebagf n qrre, naq whfg
Xoryybjf bhg: "JUB VF GUR TERNGRFG NAQ FGEBATRFG BS NYY GUR WHATYR
XNAVZNYF?" Gur qrre vf funxvat fb uneq vg pna oneryl fcrnx, ohg znantrf
Xgb fgnzzre: "Bu terng gvtre, lbh ner ol sne gur zvtugvrfg navzny va gur
Xwhatyr." Gur gvtre, orvat ba n ebyy, fjnttrerq, hc gb na ryrcunag gung
Xjnf dhvrgyl zhapuvat ba fbzr jrrqf, naq ebnerq ng gur gbc bs uvf ibvpr:
X"JUB VF GUR ZVTUGVRFG BS NYY GUR NAVZNYF VA GUR WHATYR?" Jryy, guvf
Xryrcunag tenof gur gvtre jvgu uvf gehax, cvpxf uvz hc, fynzf uvz qbja;
Xcvpxf uvz hc ntnva, naq funxrf uvz hagvy gur gvtre vf whfg n oyhe bs
Xbenatr naq oynpx; naq svanyyl guebjf uvz ivbyragyl vagb n arneol gerr.
XGur gvtre fgnttref gb uvf srrg naq ybbxf ng gur ryrcunag naq fnlf:
X"Zna, whfg orpnhfr lbh qba'g xabj gur nafjre, lbh qba'g unir gb trg fb
Xcvffrq."
X%%
XJung pna lbh hfr hfrq gnzcbaf sbe? Grn ontf sbe inzcverf.
X%%
XJung vf gur qvssvphygl jvgu jevgvat n CQC-8 cebtenz gb rzhyngr Wreel
XSbeq?
X
XSvthevat bhg jung gb qb jvgu gur bgure 3X.
X%%
X "Jung gur uryy ner lbh trggvat fb hcfrg nobhg? V gubhtug lbh
Xqvqa'g oryvrir va Tbq."
X "V qba'g," fur fboorq, ohefgvat ivbyragyl vagb grnef, "ohg gur
XTbq V qba'g oryvrir va vf n tbbq Tbq, n whfg Tbq, n zrepvshy Tbq. Ur'f
Xabg gur zrna naq fghcvq Tbq lbh znxr Uvz bhg gb or."
X -- Wbfrcu Uryyre, "Pngpu-22"
X%%
XJura Tbq perngrq zna, Fur jnf bayl grfgvat.
X%%
XJura Tbq perngrq gjb frkrf, ur znl unir orra bireqbvat vg.
X -- Puneyrf Zreevyy Fzvgu
X%%
X"Jura V tebj hc, V jnag gb or na ubarfg ynjlre fb guvatf yvxr gung
Xpna'g unccra."
X -- Evpuneq Avkba nf n obl (ba gur Grncbg Qbzr fpnaqny)
X%%
XJura vg nyy obvyf qbja gb gur rffrapr bs gehgu bar zhfg yvir ol n qbt'f
Xehyr bs yvsr: vs lbh pna'g rng vg be shpx vg, cvff ba vg!
X%%
X Jura gur fhetrba pnzr gb frr ure ba gur zbeavat nsgre ure
Xbcrengvba, gur lbhat jbzna nfxrq ure fbzrjung urfvgnagyl ubj ybat vg
Xjbhyq or orsber fur pbhyq erfhzr ure frk yvsr. "V ernyyl unira'g
Xgubhtug nobhg vg," thycrq gur fghaarq fhetrba. "Lbh'er gur svefg
Xcngvrag jub'f nfxrq zr gung nsgre n gbafvyyrpgbzl!"
X%%
XJuvyr V, jvgu zl hfhny raguhfvnfz,
XJnf rkcybevat va Rezvagehqr'f ohfvnfz,
X Fur rkcynvarq, "Gurl ner syng,
X Ohg guvax abguvat bs gung --
XLbh jvyy svaq gung zl fjrrg fvfgre Fhfvnfz."
X%%
X"Juvgr Ubhfr pnecragref unir erjbexrq gur znfgre orqebbz, erzbqryvat vg
Xfb gung Ebaavr pna fyrrc jvgu uvf urnq va gur unyy. Gung jnl, ol gur
Xgvzr ur jnxrf hc, fbzrobql jvyy unir nyernql fuvarq uvf unve."
X%%
XJul vf vg gung gurer ner fb znal zber ubefrf' nffrf guna gurer ner
Xubefrf?
X -- T. Tbeqba Yvqql
X%%
XJul zneel n ivetva? Vs fur jnfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe gur erfg bs gurz
Xgura fur vfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe lbh.
X%%
XJbzra Havgr! Znxr *___uvz* fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg gbavtug!
X%%
XJbzra jub jnag gb or rdhny gb zra ynpx vzntvangvba
X -- Tenssvgb va n jbzra'f erfgebbz
X%%
XJbzra'f Yvooref ner BX. V whfg jbhyqa'g jnag zl fvfgre gb zneel bar.
X%%
X"Lrf, gung jnf Evpuneq Avkba. Ur hfrq gb or Cerfvqrag. Jura ur yrsg
Xgur Juvgr Ubhfr, gur Frperg Freivpr jbhyq pbhag gur fvyirejner."
X -- Jbbql Nyyra, "Fyrrcre"
X%%
XLbh nyjnlf vagebqhpr gur lbhatre crefba gb gur byqre crefba, hfvat gur
Xjbeqvat: "Zvff Oebja, V'q yvxr gb vagebqhpr lbh gb na byqre crefba"
X(hayrff ure anzr vf abg "Zvff Oebja"). Vs lbh qb abg xabj n crefba'f
Xntr, nfx sbe n qevire'f yvprafr naq n znwbe perqvg pneq. Vs lbh ner
Xvagebqhprq gb n zrzore bs n zvabevgl tebhc, hfr gur "uvtu-svir" fglyr
Xunaqfunxr, sbyybjrq ol n erznex qrfvtarq gb fubj lbh qba'g zvaq n ovg,
Xfhpu nf "V frr lbh ner n (anzr bs n zvabevgl tebhc)! Tbbq!"
X -- Qnir Oneel, "Gur Fghss bs Rgvdhrggr"
X%%
XLbh ner ng n ohfvarff yhapu jura lbh ner fhqqrayl birepbzr jvgu na
Xhapbagebyynoyr qrfver gb cvpx lbhe abfr. Fvapr guvf vf qrsvavgryl n
Xab-ab, lbh:
X
X(n) Cergraq gb jnir gb fbzrbar npebff gur ebbz naq jvgu bar syhvq
X zbgvba, ohel lbhe sbersvatre va lbhe abfgevy evtug hc gb gur 4gu
X wbvag.
X
X(o) Trg rirelbar qehax naq betnavmr n abfr cvpxvat pbagrfg jvgu n cevmr
X gb gur bar jub znxrf uvf abfr oyrrq svefg.
X
X(p) Qebc lbhe ancxva ba gur sybbe naq jura lbh oraq bire gb cvpx vg hc,
X oybj lbhe abfr ba lbhe fbpx.
X%%
XLbh orggre oryvrir gung znevwhnan pna pnhfr pnfgengvba. Whfg fhccbfr
Xlbhe tveysevraq trgf gur zhapuvrf!
X%%
XLbh pna yrnq n juber gb Inffre, ohg lbh pna'g znxr ure guvax.
X -- Serqrevpx O. Negm
X%%
XLbh pna cvpx lbhe sevraqf, naq lbh pna cvpx lbhe abfr, ohg lbh pna'g
Xcvpx lbhe sevraq'f abfr.
X%%
XLbh pbzr bhg bs n jbzna naq lbh fcraq gur erfg bs lbhe yvsr gelvat gb
Xtrg onpx vafvqr.
X -- Urngupbgr Jvyyvnzf
X%%
XLbh unir whfg erghearq sebz n gevc gb Terra Onl, Jvfpbafva va Wnahnel
Xnaq gryy lbhe obff gung abobql ohg juberf naq sbbgonyy cynlref yvir
Xgurer. Ur zragvbaf gung uvf jvsr vf sebz Terra Onl. Lbh:
X
X(n) Cergraq lbh ner fhssrevat sebz nzarfvn naq qba'g erzrzore lbhe
X anzr.
X
X(o) Nfx jung cbfvgvba fur cynlrq.
X
X(p) Nfx vs fur vf fgvyy jbexvat gur fgerrgf.
X%%
XLbh unir cercnerq n cebcbfny sbe lbhe fhcreivfbe. Gur fhpprff bs guvf
Xcebcbfny jvyy zrna vapernfvat lbhe fnynel 20%. Va gur zvqqyr bs lbhe
Xcebcbfny lbhe fhcreivfbe yrnaf bire gb ybbx ng lbhe ercbeg naq fcvgf
Xvagb lbhe pbssrr. Lbh:
X
X(n) Gryy uvz lbh gnxr lbhe pbssrr oynpx.
X
X(o) Nfx uvz vs ur unf nal pbzzhavpnoyr qvfrnfrf.
X
X(p) Fubj uvz jub'f va pbzznaq; cebzcgyl gnxr n yrnx va uvf "Va"
X onfxrg.
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if test ! -f ark${I}isdone ; then
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