[comp.protocols.tcp-ip] TCP/IP Slang Glossary

wire@iwarpj.intel.com (Wire Moore) (11/03/87)

The reading getting a might thick for me, and others I suspect, who are
green to this group.  Would someone post a glossary of the slang this group 
favors? 

Thanks.

[fuzzball? bogon? gong?]

JBVB@AI.AI.MIT.EDU ("James B. VanBokkelen") (11/07/87)

A fuzzball is a gateway, or IP router, (running on PDP11s, I think) which
Dave Mills authored.  They are common, because the software is in the
public domain, and they seem to have many desirable characteristics,
particularly for tinkerers.

A bogon is a particle (alias packet) that transmits bogosity.  I guess it is
also a happy accident that it rhymes with Vogon, because the bogus info is
frequently offensive and/or destructive.

Gong?  I dunno.

jbvb

hedrick@ARAMIS.RUTGERS.EDU (Charles Hedrick) (11/08/87)

  fuzzball - the name of a kind of IP router.  It is based on an LSI-11,
	and is used on the NSFnet backbone and various other critical places.
	The code is maintained by Dave Mills, and is often referred to by
	him as "fuzzware".
  swamp - a collection of networks.  The implication is that they overall
	architecture is somewhat dubious (e.g. connected by a mixture of
	level 2 and level 3 things, with several networks numbers on a 
	single cable).
  bogon - a bogus packet, often a packet that has escaped the net it is
	supposed to be on, e.g. a packet on the Arpanet addressed to
	127.0.0.1 (the Unix loopback interface address), however it is
	also used to refer to packets with other kinds of errors.
  Martian - properly speaking, a packet addressed to net 126.0.0.0,
	which is reserved for the Central University of Mars.  By extension,
	any packet addressed to an unallocated or reserved IP address,
	or to a broadcast address.  (These packets could also be called
	bogons, of course.)  A "Martian filter" is a pieces of code designed
	to discard Martians.

Mills@UDEL.EDU (11/09/87)

Wire,

You have a wonderful treat in store for you. Don't worry about the slang,
since after all it changes warp and woof as the seasons do go by. After
a few months of delicious indifference it will all come clear to you in a
flash: bogons are alien invaders, gong is the stuff outhouses sit on and
fuzzballs are what dry-cleaning establishments remove for a living. Do
I lie? Ask anybody.

Dave

Mills@UDEL.EDU (11/11/87)

James,

Gong (n). Medieval term for privvy, or what pased for them in that era.
Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack. Think
of our community as the Galapagos of the English language.

Dave

swb@TCGOULD.TN.CORNELL.EDU (Scott Brim) (11/17/87)

  >A bogon is a particle (alias packet) that transmits bogosity.  I guess it is
  >also a happy accident that it rhymes with Vogon, because the bogus info is
  >frequently offensive and/or destructive.

Happy accident?  Absolutely intentional; the analogy with a particle
came later.  "Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you
study obsolete RFCs."

  >Gong?  I dunno.  

This is Dave Mills's, derived from "gongfermer".  It's worth asking
him to repost his explanation.
							Scott

kozel@SPAM.ISTC.SRI.COM.UUCP (11/19/87)

(This note really pertains to AWKing cisco gateway output)

In an earlier note you mentioned some AWK filters you have to
parse the cisco statistics dumps; could these be made available or
mailed to me?  We want to do the same thing; your effort would
certainly save some time.

thanks,

Ed Kozel
SRI International