dp@nwyrkr.UUCP (04/14/88)
THOUGHTS ON THE DEMISE OF THE ARPANET The Arpanet is going away, Hey, nonny, hey, hey, hey, We'll miss you, boys, But that's OK. You need your dollars, Your hardware too, To build the network That's right for you. So take your IMPS, Your TACS and spares, Your long-haul lines, Your other wares, Go back to the Pentagon, Close your doors, Come up with something That costs us more. And when you're finished Sit back and smile. Yes, our defenses Are right in style. Truly, colonels, It's good to know That soc.singles Has room to grow. -- dorothy parker