seven@ftam.com (Benjamin M. Levy, FTAM Hardware Inc.) (04/01/89)
FTAM Hardware, Incorporated
26 Princess St
Wakefield, MA
Press Release
Hold Until 4/1/89
Press contact:
Benjamin Levy
(617) 246-0900
L A W N W A T C H
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The LATEST in LAWN Management systems.
LAWNwatch allows you to examine the traffic across your LAWN.
LAWNwatch understands many types of traffic, such as:
- TCP/IP: Turf Control Procedure for Insect Prevention.
- ICMP: Insecticide Control, Managment, and Procuring.
- SNMP: Seedling Nurturing and Maintainance Program.
- SMTP: Soil Manure Treatment Procedure.
- TFTP: Tree Foliage Trimming Practices.
- FTP: Fertilizer Transfer Procedure.
- UDP: Underground Dirt Placement.
- ADP: Aphid Detection Procedure.
- ATP: Aphid Termination Procedure.
- CIA: Control of Insect Activity.
- KGB: Kentucky Grass: Blue.
- RVD: Real Virtual Dirt.
Compatible with pARCNET, TENNIS-Net, DECK-Net, and Vines.
LAWNWatch works with Underground-Bass and Eastern Dig-It-All earthnet
cards. LAWNWatch is not compatible with IBM's (International Bug and
Mushroom) Toadstool Ring Adapter.
LAWNWatch is based upon RFC (Request For Compost) 825 written
by J. Post-Hole.tar@ksuvax1.cis.ksu.edu (Tim Ramsey) (04/02/89)
I get it. It's a joke, right?
--
Timothy Ramsey Kansas State University
BITNET: tar@KSUVAX1 Dept. of Computing and Information Sciences
Internet: tar@ksuvax1.cis.ksu.edu Office of Unplanned Reboots
UUCP: ...!{rutgers,texbell}!ksuvax1!tar Division of Lost Inodes08071TCP@MSU.BITNET (Doug Nelson) (04/04/89)
>I get it. It's a joke, right?
Yes, Data, that was a joke....