[net.jobs] Not just another job posting

gtaylor@astroatc.UUCP (Greg Taylor) (01/21/86)

                      Learning How to Read These
                      Things is Half the Battle



     So there you are, becalmed in the "Horse Latitudes"  of  the
     working  day, n-keying your way idly through the news, cast-
     ing about for job listings that are somewhere your  area  of
     interest and/or expertise:

         (We  are   looking   for   a   Compiler   Designer--
         specifically,  we  want someone who will work on the
         development of a PASCAL Compiler, and the support of
         a code-scheduling compiler back end.)

     while you check out the mail path for the name of the  firm,
     praying  that  some  joker didn't diddle with the "Organiza-
     tion" line. Aha! A snappy "Subject"  line  on  the  top  has
     caught your attention. Now, you swing into action, hurriedly
     taking out your "Junior Semiotician" kit.

         (We are Astronautics Corporation of America, a  firm
         with  expertise  in  high technology that dates from
         before the  time  that  it  was  even  called  "high
         tech").

     Right, right. Quick! On to  where  they  start  listing  the
     background qualifications:

         (We are looking for applicants with an MS in Comput-
         er  Science or equivalent experience, and a thorough
         working knowledge of PASCAL, C, and the UNIX operat-
         ing system.).

     Hmmm...could you reconstitute all  those  scrogged  synapses
     that  at one time made you a crack whatever-you-were?  Next,
     it always helps to read the "experience desired" part of the
     listing.  That  way,  you can figure out what you'd be doing
     there next if you took the job. Avoid all postings that list
     "shark bait" as a desired background trait.

         (It is also desirable that a  prospective  applicant
         should  have experience with and a working knowledge
         of ADA, and some background  in  pipelined  computer
         compilation  techniques  and the development of com-
         pilers for the multiprocessing environment).

     Finally, you've gotta check out the address of the place and
     the  people you've gotta contact to make sure you won't wind
     up in a little condo  on  the  outskirts  of  East  Nowhere.
     Besides,  you've  got  to  know where to send your resume or
     those feeler letters that always start the "dance of employ-
     ment."

         (The city of Madison is one  of  those  places  that
         most  people try to avoid leaving. It is the capitol
         of Wisconsin and home of the University  of  Wiscon-
         sin, and a place known for its high quality of life.
         Madison is a city built on the shores of four lakes.
         It is surrounded on all sides by the beautiful State
         of Wisconsin, which offers cows and many recreation-
         al  opportunities,  including  sporting and cultural
         events).

     That's pretty much how they do it. And all of those  network
     blurbs end with some inspiring aphorism and the usual stuff.


     Apply today and join the Future already in progress!

     If you are qualified and interested in contributing to major
     new  technology  and product development, please submit your
     resume in confidence to Mary Burnett

         Astronautics Technology Center
         5800 Cottage Grove Road
         Madison, Wisconsin  53716
         608-221-9001

     or via E-mail to

             {ihnp4,seismo,harvard}!uwvax!astroatc!maryb

     An Equal Opportunity Employer, Astronautics  Corporation  of
     America  offers  a  comprehensive  benefit package including
     relocation.