[net.jobs] Belshazzar's Feast Goes Awry

gtaylor@astroatc.UUCP (Greg Taylor) (03/12/86)

    "King Belshazzar held a great banquet for a thousand
    of his nobles and drank wine with them. He gave ord-
    ers to bring in the gold  and  silver  goblets  that
    Nebuchadnezzar  his father had taken, so that every-
    one could drink their fill therefrom."

Aw...I *hate* reading these things--I'd always  rather  tell
it myself.

You know the kind of  party....the  one  where  the  guards'
arbitration  logic  eventually  gets so messed up that every
gatecrasher from  here to Babylon either  has  their  "guest
bit"  set  high  when they walk in the door or else they get
compared with some spurious entry in the  lookup  table  and
OK'ed.  It  was  strictly "Party Out Of Bounds" Time for ol'
Shazzar.

So the room is a smoky tangle  of  pizza,  munchies,  mucky-
mucks,  minglers,  and  party  types.  All of a sudden, this
*hand* appears from out of nowhere--pop!  Not  content  with
appearing  from  who-knows-where, the hand proceeds to start
drawing on the wall, right next to where that big, tasteless
lampstand used to be.

You can imagine just how well *that* went over: Dead silence
and  that  spooky  kind of quiet that you get when something
really frightening or miraculous occurs  in  the  middle  of
some  serious  escapism. Everybody said, "Be cool. Chill out
and this will all just go away...." We were half right:  The
hand didn't stick around. It just popped back to wherever it
came from,  but all that stuff on the wall stayed.  *Nobody*
could  figure  out  what all those little lines and dots and
circles were. Belshazzar had the biggest scare of all of us.
The guy that wrote the book put it this way:

    "The king watched the hand as it wrote.  He  was  so
    frightened  that  his knees knocked together and his
    legs gave way. Then he quickly called for all the en-
    chanters,  astrologers, and software engineers to be
    brought and said to them, 'Whoever reads this  writ-
    ing  and  tells  me what it means will be clothed in
    purple and have a gold chain placed around his  neck
    and  he  will be made the third highest ruler in the
    kingdom.'"

Anyway, the king's wife finally remembered about Daniel, who
was  adept  at  that  sort  of  thing--having bailed out ol'
Shazzar's dad Nebuchadnezzar more than once. So they brought
Daniel  in. Nearly everyone who had seen the big hand at the
party found *some* excuse to be hanging around  when  Daniel
showed  up.  He just stood there looking at the stuff on the
wall, and then this big grin started up and spread all  over
his  face.  He turned to the king (and all the rest of us as
well, standing there with studied disinterest) and said,



    "Oh, that's easy. This is a bunch of diagnostic cir-
    cuitry. Funny thing, though. Looks like whoever laid
    this out tied this VCC to a ground pin.  We'll  have
    to lay out some of it again."


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joseph@orstcs.UUCP (03/15/86)

Could someone tell if this was intended as a job posting?
I tired of reading after 3 or 4 screens.