[comp.sys.apollo] Apollo Joke

richard@gryphon.UUCP (08/28/87)

Most of you wizened Apollo sages out there probably know this, but I found
this rather amusing, and so might other neophytes.

In the 9.3 (?) version of the phase II shell of a DN300 ('member those ?)
type '? <RET>' for an amusing anecdote concerning the past lives of
Apollo and its employees.
-- 
Richard Sexton
INTERNET:     richard@gryphon.CTS.COM
UUCP:         {akgua, hplabs!hp-sdd, sdcsvax, ihnp4, nosc}!crash!gryphon!richard

"It's too dark to put the key in my ignition..."

peterson@utah-cs.UUCP (John W Peterson) (08/28/87)

...Then there's the message you get back from stcode 220009.

nazgul@apollo.UUCP (08/30/87)

In article <4871@utah-cs.UUCP> peterson@utah-cs.UUCP (John W Peterson) writes:
> ...Then there's the message you get back from stcode 220009.

I probably shouldn't be posting this, but I can't resist.  I found this once
when I was trying to[o] quickly write an extensible stream manager.  Try saying:

                            stcode 13010008


                                                    -nazgul

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I'm not sure which upsets me more; that people are so unwilling to accept       responsibility for their own actions, or that they are so eager to regulate    everyone else's.

rees@apollo.UUCP (08/31/87)

    In the 9.3 (?) version of the phase II shell of a DN300 ('member those ?)
    type '? <RET>' for an amusing anecdote concerning the past lives of
    Apollo and its employees.

This works on any release, on any node, I think.

The first software that ran on Apollo nodes was developed on Primes, I
believe (it was before my time).  I can remember seeing #ifdef PRIME
(or the Pascal equivalent) in various pieces of code back in the old
days.

Also got a kick out of the first time I found Bill Poduska's initials
in some floating point source code.