[comp.sys.apollo] Malcolm Baldridge

SRFERGU%ERENJ@PUCC.PRINCETON.EDU (Scott Ferguson) (06/19/91)

You know, a lot of corporate giants (Ford Motor Co., Xerox, Exxon, etc)
are getting all hyped up in this "Malcolm Baldridge National Quality
Award" kind of stuff, and I get subjected to what amounts to "Common
Sense Lessons" many times a year, because American corporations can't seem
to please their customers, and people are buying foreign-made cars, computers,
photocopiers, and if Japan made gasoline I'm sure America's supply would
come from there.

I used to think all that Quality hype was so silly. "Why wouldn't anyone
naturally think that way?", I would ask myself. But then, we see the
problem every morning when we read our Apollo Newsgroup. What should be the
basic focus of any and all manufacturing companies (as well as other types of
business) is to meet the needs of a group of CUSTOMERS, in exchange for
money.

(Sudden switch to global philosophizing...)

   Because finance, economics, and other liberal arts subjects are easier to
   handle in college than engineering and science, AND because investment
   bankers and stock traders make twice as much as we young engineers do,
   the world is full of financiers with little or no knowledge of the products
   they sell, or the customers they sell to. All they know about is the annual
   dividend, the current share price, etc. In the "good ole days", a vacuum
   salesman would demonstrate his product for you. Nowadays, a computer sales
   person hands you some glossies (or shows you a viewgraph if you're in one
   of their precious "Non-disclosure sessions" aimed at making you feel so
   special) with N MIPS, and if you've got a technical question, they have
   to go home and ask one of their engineer-salespeople. And for every sales
   person there's a "financial reporting" person, a dozen stock traders,
   and half of a systems engineer.

(Back to the micro-scale and slightly less wispy...)

Now I find myself ready to encourage the Quality initiative to anyone, because
Common Sense has truly disappeared in favor of a Board of Directors and a
group of Shareholders, and a marketing department that has learned that you
can increase profits by forcing customers to buy a totally new system every
year, and you can coerce them by taking a single UNIX operating system and
making umpteen incompatible versions of it. No two standards are ever the
same, and I don't really see it as an accident. The goals of marketing
departments has become to maximize immediate short-term profits to attract a
higher stock price. There is no more focus on creating a happy, supportive
relationship with a customer. Well, like the amount of trees in Brazil,
the number of customers in the world will some day level off.

Dear Hewlett-Packard,

Please get your face out of your Ticker Tape and look where you're going.

Scott Ferguson

These views are mine, and not the views of Exxon Research & Engineering Co.
Nor, obviously, are they the views of Hewlett-Packard company.

You know, I'm still at 9.7.5, and I haven't bought a new Apollo system in
three years. Maybe I should just shut my trap and sign off of this list,
because unless HP does something miraculous, I won't be buying any of their
systems anymore. The technical help and sense of comraderie among the
subscribers to this list is invaluable, but the OS/HP-Support discussions
are giving me high blood pressure at an early age.