[talk.religion.newage] For the People of Planet Earth

iav1917%ritcv@cs.rit.edu (alan i. vymetalik) (03/08/89)

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In article <11937@ihlpa.ATT.COM> rjp1@ihlpa.ATT.COM writes:

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>> PEOPLE OF PLANET EARTH '|\`
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>> Your planet is nearing the period in its evolution when it shall pass 
>> from the third dimension (that which you experience as your 
>> surroundings now) into the fourth dimension of existence.

 
   Intriguing reading.  You know, some of it even sounded good.

   But, COME ON!  We KNOW better!  Any contact is not going to happen quite
   this way.  Once mankind is ready, we shall reveal ourselves and help
   you.  When will mankind be ready?  Well, when you can learn to live in
   harmony with each other.  It's that simple.  No realignments of force
   lines is needed, nor any radical evolutionary changes in your DNA.  How
   can ANY of you conceive of humans interacting with the other galactic
   races which are so different from any reference point you can think
   of?  If black can't live with white, Muslim with Christian, and
   Soviet with American, how can you live with a creature 14 inches
   tall, multi-legged, and ammonia-methane-based, whose very presence
   would literally dissolve the hair off the back of your neck?

   Get your collective act together and we'll introduce ourselves...

   When you're ready, we'll be there!

   ;-), of course!

   Enjoy,
   Alan

   Mail:  Alan I. Vymetalik, Prism Software Designs, 8 Barn Swallow Lane
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   Reality Check:  
     Based on highly-expensive, government-sponsored research into the
     subject (which has cost the taxpayers of this country plenty as
     well as the life of one researcher), I have determined that the
     above statements and opinions ARE directly related to the fact that
     a little, fat man puts crisp $100 bills in my pocket.