thad@cup.portal.com (Thad P Floryan) (01/19/91)
A 'lil bit of humor overheard at lunch today (actually, I made these up, but what the hey! :-) Forge a Usenet posting from Saddam Hussein containing some AT&T source code. Once the AT&T Cops get on his case, he's history and the war is over. And similarly: Call 1-800-STOOLIE, and once the IRS Agent answers the phone, whisper: "Pssst, I heard that Mr. Saddam Hussein hasn't paid his US Federal Income Tax the past 20 years." Once THEY'RE on his case, he's history and the war is over. If you don't have a sense of humor, email to /nev/dull :-) Foolowups to rec.humor Thad Floryan [ thad@cup.portal.com ]