[comp.windows.x] Name the Nightmare

rick@ssbell.UUCP (Richard Ohnemus) (09/01/89)

A few of us were sitting at our workstations the other day and someone
asked what MOTIF meant. Since none of us knew and we are a creative
bunch (at least our bosses think we are), we attempted to come up with
an expansion for the acronym. Here are some of our best (?) efforts:

	MOTIF Only Thinks It's Fantastic

	Makes Our Tasks Infinitely Frustrating

	Manages Only To Irritate Folks

	Makes Odd Things In Frames

	Masochistic Organisms Think It's Fun

	Most Of This Is F*****

	Marvelous Objects To Impede Functionality

	Most Overrated Toolkit In the Field

	Many Opportunities To Insure Failure


If any one else can think of any they are welcome to mail them to me and
I will keep a list and post it back here in a couple of weeks. (Or you
can post them here if you don't mind public embarrassment.)

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