[net.news] Copyright Violations/Humor/Satire/Michael J/Wierd Al/etc.

merlyn@sequent.UUCP (03/23/84)

<- This is where the chomper line should go

Alright guys, you asked for it...

	REPEAT IT (sung to "Beat it")

You always go and post anything to the net
No copyright can stop you, I even bet
You'd post any source code, that you now could get
So repeat it
Just repeat it...

You're typing in the words that belong to the stars
You're playing with their rights
This ain't how "Weird Al" starts
There's attorneys in line
Just to state the charge
But repeat it (and you'll be hearing from them)...

Repeat it (repeat it)
Repeat it (repeat it)
Doesn't matter if they (C)-ed it
Show your big brother
Show Uncle Tim
It doesn't matter
If it's copied again...

Repeat it (repeat it)
Repeat it (repeat it)
If you get caught, just beat it!
Take it from records
Take it from books
It doesn't matter
if they call you crooks
just read it, type it, post it [pant pant!!]

[guitar interlude]

Repeat it (repeat it)
Repeat it (repeat it)
If it says (C), delete it!
Send it all over
Distribute, away
Even take lyrics
From young Michael J. ...

Repeat it (repeat it)
Repeat it (repeat it)
If they catch you, just eat it!
Don't pay no 'tention
to copyright laws
they were all written
for your ol' gran-pa's
Just read it, type it, post it...

Repeat it (repeat it)
Repeat it (repeat it)
Don't think you've been defeated
When someone starts yelling
"you've broken the law"
Point out the net
isn't publishing at all
and feed it, feed it, feed it...

[repeat ad naseum...]

Randal L. Schwartz, esq. (does anyone remember "Let's get Visicalc (TM)"?)
Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
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	(official legendary sorcerer of the 1984 Summer Olympics)
BELL: (503)626-5700

Original Material (C) 1984 by Randal L. Schwartz [ALL RIGHTS RESERVED]

dmt@hocsl.UUCP (03/24/84)

Three cheers for Randal Schwartz, whose contribution was
right on and totally in the spirit of the debate.
Randal, may I have your permission to show your lyrics
to my pre-teen kids, who are fans of Michael J. and Wierd Al.
They'll love it. Please send reply to my lawyer at . . .  :-)

merlyn@sequent.UUCP (03/28/84)

<- Eat it, line gobbler (where's the beef?)

~~...!nbires!opus!rcd in opus.275 sez:

	....How
	does Mr. Schwartz simultaneously place his satirical "Repeat it" in the
	public domain and reserve ALL rights to it???...The net is clearly
	distribution into the public domain since there is no provision
	in its operation for restricting distribution based on the
	presence of a copyright notice within the news item....

	{hao,ucbvax,allegra}!nbires!rcd

~~ end quote

First off, I wanna know why opus!rcd always sez that his return address
is "nbires!rcd".  Is this a deliberate attempt to hide? (:<})

Second (actually first)... "Publishing" my "song" on the net DOES NOT
place it into the PUBLIC DOMAIN any more than publishing the C spec in
K&R's White C book.  If you'll look after the front cover, you'll see
that it says "Copyright (C) 1978 by [BTL]." and later says "All rights
reserved.".  What "ALL RIGHTS RESERVED" means is that ANY copying is
done WITHOUT my PERMISSION, but my permission is needed to do it
LEGALLY.  I alone, reserve that right fully.  This also mean that IF
you copy MY song, THEN I have the RIGHT to have you NOT DO THAT.  Of
course, anything you could do to my song, you could do to the White C
book.  And it would be just as illegal either way.  Truely, I am not a
traffic cop.  I will not come looking on every system to see that you
haven't done that.  Actually, I implicitly gave permission for
distribution throughout the net by the news programs by posting it on
the net.  BUT, ANY OTHER COPYING THAT I WANT TO STOP, I HAVE THE RIGHT
TO STOP IT!  The song is not automatically in public domain.  In fact,
the Copyright Notice I gave at the end of the song, DEFINES it as NOT
being PUBLIC DOMAIN, by mere declaration.

By the way, if anyone chooses to republish the song in hardcopy form
for redistribution, I will grant republishing rights, provided I AM
NOTIFIED AND AGREE TO IT FIRST.  (Royalties will not be collected, and
I usually ask for a personal copy.)

Not afraid to name that tune,
Randal L. Schwartz, esq. (merlyn@sequent.UUCP)
	(Official legendary sorcerer of the 1984 Summer Olympics)
Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
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Original Material (C) 1984 by Randal L. Schwartz [ALL RIGHTS RESERVED]
(Does anyone want to see "Let's get Visicalc(TM)?")

els@pur-phy.UUCP (Eric Strobel) (03/31/84)

    Does this mean that all I have to do to protect something that
I distribute is put the copyright thingie and appropriate words
on a line at the end????  If so,  if someone does this and I
"steal" something and make a fortune, how is the "victim" going to
prove the material is his (especially with the anomalous dating on
the net!)??  After all, I could remove the old copyright line and
substitute mine.  If copyrights work this way, then they are pretty
worthless.  In that case,
  
                   Hoist the Jolly Roger, me buccos, 
                    it's time to get down to some
                    serious pirating....



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