rayan@ai.toronto.edu (Rayan Zachariassen) (02/10/88)
Canadian College Campuses Complain: Computer Capacity Catastrophe. Can Cnews Cure Collyer's Conjectured Combinatorial Collapse? Computer Capacity Catastrophe? Consider Common Cures: Clear Cajoling Community Cannot Continue. Camouflage Compound Costs Concealing Computer Carried Cargo. Cherished CPU Cycles Clearly Consume Criminal Costs. Contemplate Cnews Curing Cascading Catharsis! Clairvoyant Computer Consultants Collude Creating Comprehensive Code Channelling Cycles Constructively. Cnews Creates Computing Capacity! Cures Computer Collapse Consequently Conquering Current Calamity! Chatty Collyer's Cohort Coauthor Claims Cnews Clearly Combats Capacity Concerns. Cool Cat Colleages Concur: Consensus Claims Cheap Cnews Clearly Condems Current Competition. Champion Connectivity, Conserve Cycles, Conspire Converting Community Consciousness, Censor Chaff, Circumvent Claustrophobic Clatter, Conquer Capacity Constraints, Choose Cnews! Cheeky Cub Correspondent. Confirmed Cnews Celebrant.
John_M@spectrix.UUCP (John Macdonald) (02/11/88)
In article <1988Feb10.035509.12060@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> rayan@ai.toronto.edu (Rayan Zachariassen) writes: >Canadian College Campuses Complain: > > Computer Capacity Catastrophe. > > Can Cnews Cure Collyer's Conjectured Combinatorial Collapse? > > ... [Content Casually Cut] > >Cheeky Cub Correspondent. >Confirmed Cnews Celebrant. Good luck on writing the announcement for Qnews, Rayan! -- John Macdonald UUCP: {mnetor,utzoo} !spectrix!jmm