[rec.humor] Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood

jay@imagen.UUCP (11/26/86)

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News Item:  Iranian arms money to Nicaragua; Reagan et al. deny all 
            prior knowledge, etc. etc.


   Clearly, Reagan is positioning himself for a return to his former
   profession as a Hollywood actor after his current term ends.
   He will play the title role in the latest remake of Pinocchio.

	-- J.J.