ooblick@mit-eddie.UUCP (10/01/87)
In article <8428@shemp.UCLA.EDU> coleman@CS.UCLA.EDU (Michael Coleman) writes: >What you're saying is true to an extent, but you are making the >unwarranted assumption that there are knowledgeable people around who >are willing to help a new user with the (totally bizarre & terribly >documented) UNIX environment. I'm learning here, and it's tough >finding people willing to answer 'stupid' questions. What we really >need is a comp.unix.stupid-questions, (or better yet, Guy Steele to >write a UNIX manual), but until then, you are free to send your stupid >questions to me. I may not have the answer, but I will give you the >respect you deserve... Hey look Bub. This is UNIX! There ain't supposed to be anyone there to answer your stupid questions. And there already HAS been a newsgroup set up for stupid questions. It is called talk.religion.misc. Try in there, ok? There is, of course, another chance for you to get ALL your stupid net.questions answered. Sign up NOW for the RLRCLC (Richard L. Rosen Computer Learning Center). There you will learn ALL the net.stupid questions. Mention I sent you and you receive a free Rich Rosen secret decoder key ring. Pay up front and receive the secret protocol handshake. Post before midnight tomorrow! p.s. Posting dweebish things will cause various natural disasters to occur very close to your posting site. So watch out, ok? Mikki Barry Official Recruiter - RLRCLC "Volume, volume, volume"
seidel@skat.usc.edu.UUCP (10/02/87)
In article <7051@eddie.MIT.EDU> ooblick@eddie.MIT.EDU (Mikki Barry) writes: >p.s. Posting dweebish things will cause various natural disasters to >occur very close to your posting site. So watch out, ok? > >Mikki Barry >Official Recruiter - RLRCLC >"Volume, volume, volume" OK, who in Montebello posted something dweebish? huh? huh? (although I have it on good authority that the earthquake was just a simulation by professors at Pomona College) ______________ ///////////////////// ______________ **************** \\\ MY .SIGNATURE \\\ **************** ****************** //// ------------- //// ****************** \\\\\ ------------- \\\\\ /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Michael Seidel (Starman) \\ Disclaimer: My dog ate the check in the mail. seidel@skat.usc.edu ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// mseidel@nunki.usc.edu \\ "Some tater tots would blow your mind!" seidel@uscvm.BITNET // - A.Y. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ "Big Sigs? Nah, I hate em!" // THIS ___________ _____ _ _ _ _ \\ SPACE / ______ ___\ /\ | __ \ | \ / | /\ | \ | | // FOR \ \ | | / \ | -- / | \/ | / \ | \| | \\ RENT! _____\ \ | | / __ \ | __ \____ | |\/| | / __ \ | |\ | // /_______/ |_| /_/ \_\ |_| \____/ |_| |_| /_/ \_\ |_| \_| \\ // | * o . . . * . | . . o * . . * \\ -+- ..o . o . | . . -+- . . * | * . // o | . * . * -+- . * | .o -+-. . o o \\ . * .o . . | o . * . | o . //