[rec.humor] Make a Wish Come True

ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) (09/05/88)

[ Where was I going again?.....  Oh yeah!  Grandma's house! ]

	Greetings citizens of the Net.  My name is Smedley Suckerbait.  I am
dying of an incurable disease.  I have a last wish to make, which you can
help me make come true.  Before I pass from this life, I want to get into
the Guiness Book of World Records as the person to have owned the greatest
ever number of one megabit DRAMs.

	Please send your DRAMs (no SIMM's, please) to:

	Smedley Suckerbait
	c/o well!ewhac@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU

	Help me to die a happy man.  Thank you.

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