kfir@bimacs.BITNET (Yuval Kfir) (02/17/89)
In article <1788@uop.edu> master@uop.edu (Nasser Al-Ismaily) writes: >What do you get when you cross a JAP with an Apple? >A computer that never goes down. Q: What do you do when an Arab throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell, 'cause he's probably got a grenade in his teeth. (OK, I admit, *both* were in the fortune file) --YK