[rec.games.frp] Artificial Intelligence, Infinity, and Hate

linhart@topaz.rutgers.edu (Phil) (11/21/88)

The peru@soleil.UUCP (Dave Peru) writes:
-=> I still think infinity is a big concept.  I mean really big.

>FRIEND COMPUTER, WHAT IS THE OUTSIDE?
"What is your security clearance, Citizen?"
>>RED, FRIEND COMPUTER.
"The Outside is big.  Really Big.  You may think it's a long walk down
to the red level cafeteria, but that's just peanuts compared to the
Outside.  Also, there's no ceiling."
>THANK YOU, FRIEND COMPUTER
"At your service."

-=> zero = infinity

The Computer speaks!
"Attention!  Attention!  1 - 1 = 2.1474836 e + 09.  Please recalibrate
your instruments accordingly."

-=> Human beings are simply self-replicating "food processors".

And Dave is our Bouncy Bubble Beverage dispenser.  I hope we never
lose him.


Phil-R-UPP-1
"Citizen, are you having fun yet?"