[comp.sys.sun] Most important computing announcement this decade

dente@s2.uucp (Colin Dente) (04/27/89)

Did that title catch your eye?

Did you think this was gonna be exciting?

Well, what can I say - when my local Sun salesman 'phoned me up to invite
me to that, I thought _Hmmmm could be worth a shufty_ (read look in place
of shufty for those of you who don't understand English) It turned out
that the _event of the decade_ was being staged at the studios of the
local TV company, which should have made me suspicious, but, being the
trusting sort, I went along, clutching pretty blue and white ticket in
hand.  Much milling about of other dupes in a darkened TV studio, then....
"Please take your seats"  "Ooooh!" thought I "how exciting - the most
important computing event of the decade - and I'm going to be there..."
WHat happened?  Do you really want to know? 

Oh, all right then...

Lights, cameras, action 'n all that jazz....

On comes an actor (yes - an actor - no technical knowledge here...),
and Sun start recording a PROMOTIONAL VIDEO!!!!!

"Tricked again" think I - "still, might'nt be too bad if they're unveiling
some decent new machines, after all, this is 'the most important computing
announcement this decade' - they're probably going to show us a lap-top
Cray-2 with builtin cold fusion power supply".

No... needless to say.

What we actually got was (paraphrasing press release...)

Sun 3/80

Souped up 3/60
3 Mips
3 1/2" floppy that you can stick MSDOS disk in.
4-16Mbytes core


SPARCstation 1

12 Mips
Desktop
8-16Megs
3 1/2" floppy
S-Bus expansion slots (Sun's very own bus)


3/470 & 3/480
'Deskside'
7 Mips
8-128 Megs
12 VME bus slots
up to 5.5 or 14 Gbytes of disk (depending on which one you buy)


SPARCstation 330

'Deskside'
16 Mips
8-40 Megs
up to 654 Megs of SCSI disk
3x9U + 2x6U VME slots


SPARCstation 370

as 330 but:
8-56 Megs
up to 5.5Gbyte disk
12x9U VME slots


SPARCserver 330

as SPARCstation 330 but:
up to 1.3Gbyte SCSI disk
4-36 serial ports


SPARCserver 370

as 330 but:
8-56 Megs
up to 5.5 Gbytes disk
4-68 serial ports
12x9U VME slots


SPARCserver 390

as 330 but:
8-56 Megs
up to 32Gbytes IPI disk
4-68 serial ports
16x9U VME slots

Oh, and they also mentioned some new graphics hardware which would fit in
any Sun3 or 4 (except my 3/110, of course, but they neglected to mention
that until I asked them).

So - nice sounding machines, certainly.  "The most important computing
announcement this decade"? - I think not.

Come on Sun, if you want to film a promotional video - fine - just don't
fool me into thinking you've got something revolutionary to show me, then
sit me down and tell me I'm required to clap at the end of it.

Still, good food afterwards.....

Colin

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