[comp.dcom.telecom] handling telephone repair people

SPGDCM@CMSA.BERKELEY.EDU.UUCP (04/15/87)

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 From:    Doug Mosher                 <SPGDCM at UCBCMSA>
 Title:   MVS/Tandem Systems Manager  (415)642-5823
 Office:  Evans 257, Univ. of California, Berkeley, CA 94720
 Subject: handling telephone repair people

 To: telecom@xx.lcs.mit.edu

 The problem was mentioned where one waits unnecessarily at home for
 a tel repair person, when the problem is surely central office. I
 tend to adopt the following strategy now:

 I disconnect my house wiring and make sure the problem is at the telco
 end. Then I call for the repair. When they say "will you be home on
 day x?" I say "suuuurrrree". Then I don't be home. They fix the central
 office problem and never come out.

 I don't know whether all offices think the way ours does but they should.
 It is expensive to do a customer call. Why not run the office checks first.
 Since that catches the problem there is no reason for the expensive
 customer visit.

 Now we have an ESS. Some offices might I suppose have an opposite economic
 rule; for them it may be more expensive to do the office check.

 Note that, though there could be a charge if customer equipt is at fault, there
 is not currently a charge for "customer not home when visited".

 I generally think that simple lying is bad karma, but in the specific case
 where I know that it's telco equipment, and the secretary I call can't
 operate on such info and is instructed to arrange a time for the customer
 to be home, lying seems the most effective path of action.

 Thanks, Doug
      handling telephone repair people