[comp.dcom.telecom] Macy Explains How Phone Systems Work

macy@hal.uucp (09/08/89)

In article <telecom-v09i0278m05@vector.dallas.tx.us> Jeff Wasilko
<claris!apple!netcom!wasilko@ames.arc.nasa.gov> writes:

>I've seen compressed gas cylynders near poles and I've always wondered what
>purpose they are used for? Could anyone shed some light on this?

Although its seldom required anymore with the new electronic offices, those
bottles are local supplies of dialtone.  Usually used in areas where dialtone
form the C.O. just can't make it 'cuz the cable is too old or leaky...

I've answered this question so many times, that I just couldn't resist
giving the answer we always used to give back when I was an telco installer.

These bottles are actually dry nitrogen used to provide a local source
of dry (low humidity) gas/air to pressurize and keep water out of the cable.
Most central offices have "air dryers" to provilded a source of dry,
low pressure air for the cables.  If a splice is open, or if a cable is
very leaky, a local source of dry air is required.  Dry nitrogen fits to
bill for this quite nicely (until some smart-ass screws with the regulator
and ruptures the cable or air dam)

While we're at it, here's a variation of the same idea:
After repairing a phone at a residence (or business) that had no dial
tone, some subscribers would ask what the problem was.  My stock reply
was "Oh, your phone had been in place so long that it had run out of
dial tone.  I took it out to the truck and filled it back up.  Should
last for another four or five years now."

This was back in the days before interconnect and modular phones and all
phone instruments were telco owned.  I got in trouble once because a
subsciber called the business office and said she was going to Florida
and would they send out that nice repairman to fill up all her phones
with dial tone before she left, so they would work when she returned.
District business office managers have no sense of humor, I found out.

Another variation:  In step by step (SXS) central offices, phones left
"receiver off hook" (ROH) tied up central office capacity.  Instead of
trying to explain the techincal reasons to the subscriber, we would use
one of several stock explanations:
- "Your off hook phone makes us run out of dial tone faster."
- "Leaving you phone off hook lets the dial tone run out (all over the
   floor...)"
- "It overheats the wires in the central office..."
- "The operators get tired of hummming (to make the dial tone sound)
   (I had a little old lady offer to bring over cookies and tea to
    the toll board (operator positions) she was so upset that she had
    put them to all that trouble by leaving the phone off hook)

You should have heard us explain cut off problems.....

I've got a bunch of other stories if anyone wants to hear 'em.
Even telephone people have a sense of humor!

       Macy Hallock               fmsystm!macy@NCoast.ORG
       F M Systems, Inc.          hal!ncoast!fmsystm!macy
       150 Highland Dr.           uunet!hal.cwru.edu!ncoast!fmsystm!macy
       Medina, OH 44256           Voice: 216-723-3000 X251
       Disclaimer:                My advice is worth what you paid for it.
                                  Your milage may vary.

[Moderator's Note: Yes please! More stories! We want more!!  PT]