[comp.dcom.telecom] His Master's Voice

Lou Judice <judice@sulaco.enet.dec.com> (05/24/90)

I've had exactly the opposite problem. When my answering machine picks
up and someone talks, my two cats immediately jump up and start
playing with the buttons, invariably rewinding it, or in one case,
fast fowarding it to the end of the tape.

I've turned the volume all the way down to avoid missed messages.


/ljj

David Tamkin <0004261818@mcimail.com> (05/26/90)

Lou Judice wrote in volume 10, issue 382, about Illinois Bell's ad
campaign that suggests phoning your answering machine at home to give
your pet the reassurance of hearing your voice over the speaker:

|I've had exactly the opposite problem.  When my answering machine picks
|up and someone talks, my two cats immediately jump up and start playing
|with the buttons, invariably rewinding it, or in one case, fast-
|forwarding it to the end of the tape.  I've turned the volume all the way
|down to avoid missed messages.

That pretty much explains why Illinois Bell always features dogs in
the print ads and television commercials for this campaign.  (There's
also the factor that hearing your voice say its name doesn't mean
diddly to the stereotypically aloof housecat of urban folklore.)

Turning down the speaker when you're not home (and the speaker is
therefore unneeded) is one solution if you can't find a cat-proof
place for the answering machine.  Others are switching to voice mail
or replacing the answering machine's built-in speaker with one placed
some distance away, so that the voice coming out of it will attract
the cats to a location where they can do no harm.


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